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gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:19:06 AM)

Nope.

pam




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:24:55 AM)

quote:

i knew it was something.
Well yeah...its not like the opportunity comes round every week. [;)]




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:25:45 AM)

#3. Lust (unfortunately)

pam




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:27:53 AM)

That would have been my 2nd choice, but I still have my doubts regarding the pride thing. [:D]




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:28:31 AM)

Oh no. Pride is my sin. You just haven't seen it.

pam




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:32:27 AM)

You hide it well my darling, very well.




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:36:50 AM)

1. My daughter and her friends come to me for sex advice.
2. I speak 3 languages fluently.
3. I once disrupted a diplomatic party by attacking it with water balloons.
4. I once served drinks to the Emperor of Japan.




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:37:12 AM)

1. i was a brilliant speller until the 8th grade.
2. My first job (not counting babysitting) was at Weinersnitzel
3. i celebrated by 15th birthday in a mental institution
4. i've hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon twice.

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:38:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig
1. My daughter and her friends come to me for sex advice.
2. I speak 3 languages fluently.
3. I once disrupted a diplomatic party by attacking it with water balloons.
4. I once served drinks to the Emperor of Japan.


#4 is the lie.

pam




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:38:58 AM)

1. Because you seem to still be.




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:40:49 AM)

Okay, well maybe i should have said, there are my deadly sins, in my own opinion.

pam




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:40:57 AM)

I only speak English & French

He was Crown Prince at the time, he came to a diplomatic reception my father held, and my Dad used to hire me as a bartender/waiter at his parties.




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:43:25 AM)

i thought you spoke Japanese? Not fluently?

pam




gungadin09 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:45:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig
1. Because you seem to still be.


Was that supposed to be a lie? Where are the other 3? No, i do not.

Damn, i just gave away one of the answers.

pam




Arpig -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 1:55:39 AM)

Not even close to fluently, I never was fluent, and now I only remember a few words.




hlen5 -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 9:34:34 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

...........I stood up blinking and the lady of the house let out a shriek. I tried to cover my nethers with a garden gnome. The plod have a picture of me naked apparently getting head from a gnome.....................


The plod (police)?

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MadAxeman -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 9:37:28 AM)

Mr Plod was the policeman in a children's animation called Noddy. Yup, it's slang for for 'the filth'




SoulAlloy -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/14/2011 12:06:42 PM)

Well, my turn for answers I guess

1. I have literally been blown away where my whole body has travelled through the air.
True - it was as a scrawny kid at school with a big coat. Gale force winds caught it and I was blown across the front... fortunately I landed on a teacher [8D]
At least one other kid wasn't so lucky and landed on the fence and broke his arm

2. I can say thankyou in twelve languages.
False - I can only say it in seven. Diolch yn fawr, danke schon, shukran jazilan, merci beacoup, hvala, gracias,and of course thankyou.

3. I once fell asleep in a pub and woke up to find myself locked inside it.
True - it was my first experiment with cocktails at university. I woke up at 4am, probably still drunk. Tried the front door and found it was locked. Went behind the bar and found a mug of keys and tried a few (didn't occur to me they were probably lost and found). In the end I climbed out of the window, but being the consciencious soul I am left them a note apologising for leaving the window open.

4. As a child living in Saudi Arabia my toy pedal car was destroyed by hailstones the size of golf balls.
True, the plastic shell was absolutely obliterated. The next day at school I remember all of the shaded areas being full of huge hailstones.




LanceHughes -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/15/2011 10:44:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
1. Lance has never broken a bone.
2. Lance has seen the running of five different Olympic torches - one in Europe; three in the USA; one in Australia.
3. Lance has never had a dog or cat or bird or any other animal as a pet. (Parents, roomates, etc., Yes.  Me directly, Never.)
4. Lance has appeared in at least one porno DVD.

Someone guessed the lie to be #1, stating that I had broken a bone. I have not, and intend to keep that record.
#3 was incorrectly guessed to be a lie. I have never had a pet "of my own," and intend to keep that record. (FAR too many breakables in my house.)

SO..... we're down to 2 or 4 - WOW! It's like 50-50 in "Who wants to be a Millionaire."  [The computer takes out 2 wrong answers on 4-part multiple choice.]

I'll leave it at that.  One of these is a lie:

2. Lance has seen the running of five different Olympic torches - one in Europe; three in the USA; one in Australia.
4. Lance has appeared in at least one porno DVD.




Hillwilliam -> RE: Spot The Lie. (11/16/2011 6:03:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes
1. Lance has never broken a bone.
2. Lance has seen the running of five different Olympic torches - one in Europe; three in the USA; one in Australia.
3. Lance has never had a dog or cat or bird or any other animal as a pet. (Parents, roomates, etc., Yes.  Me directly, Never.)
4. Lance has appeared in at least one porno DVD.

Someone guessed the lie to be #1, stating that I had broken a bone. I have not, and intend to keep that record.
#3 was incorrectly guessed to be a lie. I have never had a pet "of my own," and intend to keep that record. (FAR too many breakables in my house.)

SO..... we're down to 2 or 4 - WOW! It's like 50-50 in "Who wants to be a Millionaire."  [The computer takes out 2 wrong answers on 4-part multiple choice.]

I'll leave it at that.  One of these is a lie:

2. Lance has seen the running of five different Olympic torches - one in Europe; three in the USA; one in Australia.
4. Lance has appeared in at least one porno DVD.


Lance. I'm gonna say that 2 is the lie.




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