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GreedyTop -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:26:57 AM)

~FR~

Lockit.. the alcohol is good and such.. but for the lighter lead into it kinda thing, (which I like doing, persnally)..LEMON JUICE. or even ORANGE juice.. basically, any citrus (each with a different level of OUCHY, to most... )




Ninebelowzero -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:29:36 AM)

I reckon a flying monkey in me stocking might be pretty cool.




GreedyTop -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:33:10 AM)

the flying monkey isnt doing too much flying lately.. have you looked at AIRFARES??? ::thud::




Ninebelowzero -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:42:18 AM)

yes I noticed, have a Villa in Turkey next summer. Eek!

quote]ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the flying monkey isnt doing too much flying lately.. have you looked at AIRFARES??? ::thud::
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seekingOwnertoo -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:42:55 AM)


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ORIGINAL: iowaswitcher

 I am not sure what to get myself for Christmas so I though I might ask around and see what a Mistress might recommend. I am going to get a collar for sure, but I am undecided on high heels, a chastity device, or a double dong that I plan on taking the whole length in the future. What do you think? Anything else you might recommend?



Well I am not a Mistress .. although I think you shouldn't get anything! Especially for yourself, unless it is to masturbate.

In my experience, Ladies like to pick out the new toys you will use together.

It is intimate to go shopping together, whether online or in real life. And yes. in real life, i mean a fetish store, as a couple. There is a nice one in my area ... the people there are wonderful!

But here is the key point ...

A nice, Elkshin Flogger is $300 .. and it should never be shared! i always throw mine away, when a relationship ends.

So why buy something .. when You don't even know when your next relationship with a Domme begins?

Every Lady has Her own tastes, desires and training methods.

And the best way to deal with it is ... adapt and adjust.

But you don't know how to adapt and adjust, when you haven't even met Her! [:)]





LadyHibiscus -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:44:38 AM)

YOU THROW PERFECTLY GOOD FLOGGERS AWAY????[&:]

(eep who did you give that much money to for a flogger?)




seekingOwnertoo -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 10:48:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

YOU THROW PERFECTLY GOOD FLOGGERS AWAY????[&:]

(eep who did you give that much money to for a flogger?)



Well, good hockey tickets cost more than that! [;)]

And the game ends eventually. [:)]





LadyHibiscus -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 11:01:51 AM)

DO NOT REMIND ME!!! {mortified}

Still, there are cheaper sources!!





seekingOwnertoo -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 11:19:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

DO NOT REMIND ME!!! {mortified}

Still, there are cheaper sources!!




There might be cheaper sources ... for toys ....

But I would never trade the memory .. of a wonderful Hockey Game, with a great Lady ... for any toy! [:)]







LadyHibiscus -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 11:20:10 AM)

It was a most excellent game, even if you missed two goals for the sake of a SMOKE![8D]




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 11:22:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
the hairy eyeball...

I'm laughing my ass off here!! I've never heard that phrase before!!!!![sm=rofl.gif]

NBMG




seekingOwnertoo -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 11:28:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

It was a most excellent game, even if you missed two goals for the sake of a SMOKE![8D]



Ahh but I saw Nick Lindstom, stuff the puck past a Montreal goalie .... at point blank range, from 10 yards away ...

That was ... priceless and perfect!






LadyHibiscus -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 12:43:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
the hairy eyeball...

I'm laughing my ass off here!! I've never heard that phrase before!!!!![sm=rofl.gif]

NBMG


Yeah, some folks say stinkeye, I'm a hairy eyeball gal!




Aylee -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 4:33:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


Aylee, I am with you, I just put the flannel sheets on the bed and they are way more parrot "enhanced" than I recall! Eddie Bauer clearance sales!


When you buy some new flannel sheets are you going to justify it to yourself by saying, "Its a Christmas present for me"?

Because that is what gets me about this stuff. For F***s sake, you are an adult, if you want something and can afford it, then buy it and screw the passive-aggressive childish rationalizations.

It is enough to frost ya. "I deserved a little treat today." [8|]

Oh really? I just wanted a fucking brownie, asshole! [:D]

Ah well, women who pay their own bills do not have to be nice about this crap.




LaTigresse -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 5:22:46 PM)

Ya.......if I want something and can afford it, I get it. Which is why I have a dresser of jewelry, two horses, three dogs, too many shoes and boots, more coats than I can be sure about without going into the spare bedroom and counting, a kabillion dollars in some rightous camera gear and..........ya, too much fucking crap.

But I don't need a special occasion to justify it for sure.

Fortunately I've done a lot of spoiling myself in the past cuz now I get excited about buying a bag of Lindt truffles for myself!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/12/2011 6:29:51 PM)

Ever so true!! With the exception that I have gotten a commemmorative thing each time I graduated from college. Otherwise, Hey! See, want, buy!




iowaswitcher -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/13/2011 1:02:19 AM)

I have been a pretty busy guy with full time school and working 50+ hours a week so I haven't had much of an opportunity to splurge on myself, so Christmas gives me a good opportunity to do so. Thank you for the advice everyone, I guess I will probably just get myself a toy, leave the rest to a Domme.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/13/2011 6:23:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Lockable mittens.


I'm going with the Lockable mittens.




Alecta -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/14/2011 4:43:41 PM)


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ORIGINAL: iowaswitcher

I have been a pretty busy guy with full time school and working 50+ hours a week so I haven't had much of an opportunity to splurge on myself, so Christmas gives me a good opportunity to do so. Thank you for the advice everyone, I guess I will probably just get myself a toy, leave the rest to a Domme.


Gift yourself with a session with the hottest ProDomme in your area.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: What should I get for Christmas? (11/14/2011 7:34:13 PM)

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Which is why I have a dresser of jewelry, two horses, three dogs, too many shoes and boots, more coats than I can be sure about without going into the spare bedroom and counting,
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Ya.......if I want something and can afford it, I get it. Which is why I have a dresser of jewelry, two horses, three dogs, too many shoes and boots, more coats than I can be sure about without going into the spare bedroom and counting, a kabillion dollars in some rightous camera gear and..........ya, too much fucking crap.

But I don't need a special occasion to justify it for sure.

Fortunately I've done a lot of spoiling myself in the past cuz now I get excited about buying a bag of Lindt truffles for myself!


You have a dresser full of "jewelry, two horses, three dogs, too many shoes and boots, more coats......"??????

(That's a lot of fucking shit to get into a dresser).




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