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Fornica -> Hey there (11/13/2011 9:02:34 AM)
I'm going to be honest. I wasn't planning on posting an intro, because I knew if i did, I would find myself posting frequently, rather than just lurking and creeping from the sidelines, but I decided to clean my closet today, and once I pulled every article I own out of it onto my floor, I sat and stared at the mess I made..backed away, got a diet pepsi and my laptop and pretended that more pressing matters were calling me. I'm Fornica. I'm 33. I'm incredibly distractible, honest, loyal, and have a terrible cursing streak. I'm one of those people that tends to say what they are thinking out loud, thus causing many vanilla people to clutch their pearls in horror. I try to have a filter, but chances are, if you're being an asshat, I'll tell you so. (Generic you, not like..YOU that's reading this. Because I don't know you yet, and you're probably not an asshat. I mean, you might be, but I'll assume you're not.) Shit, I can see the pile of mess in my room. I guess back into the closet I go. Also, hi.

lizi -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 9:04:08 AM)
Glad to have you out in the open instead of lurking. Come back to post after attending to the closet! [;)]

DarkSteven -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 9:06:43 AM)
You came out of the closet. Welcome!

Fornica -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 9:08:12 AM)
I haven't made it back into the closet quite yet. I'm actually feeling a bit jealous of your profile picture, because although I love fishnet stockings, they continually roll down on me. Is it because my thighs are rubenesque, or do other women know something that I do not? I only have success when attaching them to garters. FML.

Fornica -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 9:10:02 AM)
Err...the stockings thing was to the Lady behind you, I don't want you to presume that I would presume that you presume that I'm presuming you're wearing stockings, Dark Steven.

ashjor911 -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 9:19:43 AM)
Let me just Welcome You "a Lot" to CM, Namaste[:D] PS: sometimes when its really freezing out side, I ware Pantyhose under my clothes, & its really creepy way of keeping my skinny legs worm [:)] edited to add the "PS"

Buzzzz -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:09:15 AM)
Welcome to the forums. The stocking thing is a normal thing that is why they are to be used with garder belts. If you get the sticky ones , they squeeze the thigh too much and make that ugly line. Garder belts is the way to go ( silk stockings work quite nicely too )

smartsub10 -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:21:05 AM)
Hi Fornica! You're a girl after my own heart. When I was in school and needed to get a paper done, suddenly the need to clean out the refrigerator (A task I loathe) would be urgent. [:D] Welcome to the boards. Hope to see you around....a lot!

Fornica -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:22:44 AM)
I appreciate your proper use of a lot ;) Do they really keep your skinny legs warmer though? Truly? My Mom used to make me wear ugly beige nylons under my skirts to church, and when I protested in the winter that the bloody fuckers (mind you, I didn't say "bloody fuckers" to my Mom), did not do anything to prevent frostbite (I'm Canadian), she insisted that they "offered protection from the wind". I question that.

Delilya -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:24:43 AM)
welcome to the forums. agree that garter belts are the answer. I can't abide panty hose and only time I buy them is as restraints. garters are the only way I've ever found to make stockings sty in place. best of luck all the way around.

Lucylastic -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:29:51 AM)
Gotta go with garter belts too, I hate rolly stockings, gah, and I HATE thigh highs, I have always had trouble with them, but now I like the chemises with the garters built in, but damn finding proper size stockings is THE PAIN Welcome to the Forum Fornica! I think I like you already. have fun!!!! and the closet will always be there waiting:)

Fornica -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:35:17 AM)
Thanks everyone, for both the welcomes and the advice. I have successfully put all of the clothing back in an organized fashion, but now I have to fold sheets. I swear to baby jebus, there is no way in hell a fitted sheet can be folded properly. I've decided that the only reason they are all in a square when you buy them is because some sort of robot folded them like that, with it's super robot folding powers. I start all enthusiastic, like "holy shit, I'm totally lining this bad boy UP"...and then I end up with like, seven folds, the sheet in a ball, and I'm sobbing in a fetal position wearing nothing but mittens. It isn't pretty.

Lucylastic -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 10:43:22 AM)
oh I dunno it got a giggle from me:) but then my sense of the ridiculous is HUGE I usually fold mine from the inside corners...i dont fold them more than four times, and if they look crumpled...oh welll. I can press them from the bed!

Fornica -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 1:59:36 PM)
I try the inside corners thing, but suddenly I have 18 corners, and I'm buried underneath them all. That's actually why I'm on collar me, to find a slave to fold my sheets. ;)

myotherself -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 2:03:02 PM)
cool - sheet folding. A fetish I didn't know about! [:D] Welcome Fornica - by the looks of it you will fit in well round here! Oh, and DarkSteven DOES wear fishnet stockings. Just sayin'...[8\|]

tazzygirl -> RE: Hey there (11/13/2011 2:06:12 PM)
Welcome! If you use the reply button (or quote button if you wish to include the post in your reply) in the upper right hand corner (yes, more corners [;)]) of the post, it makes life so much easier for you and everyone else.

Fornica -> RE: Hey there (11/14/2011 4:49:27 AM)
This button? Thanks! I hate stumbling around all new.

OohAahMrs -> RE: Hey there (11/14/2011 5:08:53 AM)
Welcome forn, your name reminds me of Formica, was big news in the 1970's. Also Diet-Pepsi, it must contain some sugar, one form or another? Back in the closet, you may well live in one.

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