A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751

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littlesarbonn -> A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 7:52:16 PM)
Part of my nonstop series of "Do not do what little sarbonn does if you want to make it to your next birthday": Initial email contact: "Hi, my name is little sarbonn. Now, I understand that you are a submissive, and you are owned already by someone you're madly in love with, but could you send me a few photos of you naked so I can pretend to submit to you late at night when no one else is watching?" Analysis: For some reason, this usually does not go over very well.

BitaTruble -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 7:54:44 PM)
I told you I was busy right now, Sarbonn and that I'd send the pics later. Patience, patience!

DelRey -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 8:06:02 PM)
Your Analysis is phucked up. It must be working for someone because there is only about 1583 women that complain of similar emails they receive.

juliaoceania -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 8:06:59 PM)
I forgot to ask, did you want me to wear hip boots so you could pretend to worship them in the pic I send?

littlesarbonn -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 8:07:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DelRey Your Analysis is phucked up. It must be working for someone because there is only about 1583 women that complain of similar emails they receive. I know I'm not supposed to say this, but it's really just me with lots and lots of alt accounts.

LaMalinche -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 8:20:45 PM)
Why would this keep me from having my next birthday? Best, LaMalinche

littlesarbonn -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 8:23:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Why would this keep me from having my next birthday? Best, LaMalinche It's some kind of secret code they use in the "birthday cake making" union. I don't personally understand it, but I find it a lot like nuclear technology. I don't understand it, but that didn't stop me from buying those missiles from Ukagrakistan and setting them up in my basement.

LaMalinche -> RE: A little sarbonn lapse of judgment first email #751 (5/26/2006 8:37:00 PM)
Ooohhh. . . you have missiles in your basement??? I am sending those nekkid pics right away. You should have said so in the first place. Best, LaMalinche

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