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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 12:13:30 PM

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I concur, I nominate it for post of the year.

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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 12:25:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: angelsubchris

what are some ways a slave can worship his mistress' ass?
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However SHE wants him to.

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i ask cause mistress has asked me for 100 ways i would worship her ass

I think she's messin' with you man. It's just a suspicion, but maybe you were getting on her nerves and she gave you something to keep you busy for awhile.

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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 1:16:09 PM

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Did you have to write it on the chalkboard as well?

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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 1:55:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: angelsubchris

i ask cause mistress has asked me for 100 ways i would worship her ass and i can only think of 17 if some of them are really ways of worshipping it. i was asking for other ways as i am having a hard time coming up with 100 and i appreciate the help.

I do that sometimes.

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ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep

^^ I'm sorry, but that's poppycock.

Maybe he's asking because he wants to keep things interesting and learn some new skills? People ask for bedroom tips all the time. =p
Maybe his Mistress has asked him to "do better" but didn't really give him any insight into what she actually likes. =p

Would you say something similar to a girl who draws a blank when a guy randomly tells her to beg? That's actually really common, and has nothing to do with how "weal and twue" her submission is. =p
Oh but I forgot -- this is a male sub. Rip him to shreds. Mmmhm. =p

I'm not picking on you, but as a Dominant woman, I just don't see the highlighted above. I know what I like. I know what I don't like. I'm not one of those chicks who say "figure it out" when I'm in bed with someone. I honestly don't want My sexual exploits to be based on what someone else likes. I want it to be based on what *I* like.

In truth, I probably shouldn't even peg this about being a Dominant woman and instead just go with knowing how to openly communicate to those that I'm intimate with. I mean, who would I blame except Myself if I don't relate what I want?

I do what Lily's describing too. Usually when I'm doing things like wanting a list of 100 ways for someone to worship my ass, or the equivilent.

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Sounds like she's messing with you, dude.

And I admit, that is why I do it LOL
Oh your sweet torment fretting about how to impress me with amazing things you could do to my ass while being too distracted thinking about my ass, and the whole time worrying that just one wrong suggestion could bring down the wrath of the flogger...

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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 5:33:35 PM

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hahaha.... that was a good one.

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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 8:11:49 PM

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Did you have to write it on the chalkboard as well?

Evidently.

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RE: ass worship - 11/17/2011 8:58:54 PM

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Can I add one more?

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RE: ass worship - 11/18/2011 6:55:57 PM

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well if asked by his mistress what ways they would worship her ass, what would they be?

If she has no clue how to Dominate you, then get a woman who does have a clue.

If you have no woman and are just seeking wank fodder, then get off the computer and get a woman who does have a clue.

Well according to his profile he does.....

"My Mistress is Wonderful and I Love Her and would do almost anything for her! I plan to meet her in person in the near future. We do online training. "

Now to the original question, I guess he could display a pic of her ass on his monitor and lick that, but I have to say I find it hard to believe either one of them will get much from that.

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RE: ass worship - 11/19/2011 4:25:37 AM

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(Too tired to read past this post, sorry to the OP if I missed anything. Too tired to go read his profile. Going to bed shortly...)

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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

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ORIGINAL: angelsubchris

well if asked by his mistress what ways they would worship her ass, what would they be?

If she has no clue how to Dominate you, then get a woman who does have a clue.

If you have no woman and are just seeking wank fodder, then get off the computer and get a woman who does have a clue.

Steven, you made my day. Too true and too funny all at the same time.

To the OP. Since you directed your question at my previous post... I will assume you are new to this and really want to know, and not just looking for wank fodder. Are you worried about what she might expect you to do? Then talk with her and let her know your hard limits and soft limits. If the both of you are compatible, within these hard limits, she will LET YOU KNOW what she wants you to do for her, as well as when, for how long, and to what degree.

Ass worship can cover many things, including analingus (I am so not looking up the spelling on that one, and spell check will not work on my ancient computer), queening (face sitting), and the simple pleasures I enjoy that I have already mentioned in my previous post. I love my slave's water bed and will lie on it face down, and then tell him what I want. He will continue until I want something else, like maybe...a foot bath.

If a Domme says she likes ass worship, after you have been on a few vanilla dates with her...if she decides she wants to go further with you, she will train you to do what she likes.

A suggestion...go read the FAQ sticky within Ask A Mistress to help you with finding your future Lady. Good luck in your search.

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RE: ass worship - 11/19/2011 5:20:40 AM

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anyone know of any other ways? just incase she wants more?

Plenty of carrots. Asses are a bit more particular about food than donkeys and mules.

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RE: ass worship - 11/19/2011 6:09:58 AM

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I guess he could display a pic of her ass on his monitor and lick that, but I have to say I find it hard to believe either one of them will get much from that.

He'll get plenty out of it if the ground's not connected and there's a short to the monitor.

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RE: ass worship - 11/19/2011 6:19:31 AM

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What's the difference between a 9 volt battery & a womans asshole?

You know iot's wrong but sooner or later you have to touch it with your tongue.

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RE: ass worship - 11/19/2011 6:21:53 AM

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Wouldn't that be "how they're the same?" haha =p

I think the bad joke thread is down in P&RS -- just a heads up. haha ^.~

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RE: ass worship - 11/19/2011 6:23:10 AM

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Oh fuck I blew that one lol sorry.

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Wouldn't that be "how they're the same?" haha =p

I think the bad joke thread is down in P&RS -- just a heads up. haha ^.~

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 1:39:36 AM

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Yer kidding! You had four drop dead gorgeous women spend 15 minutes each working on YOUR fantasy, and you want MORE?

Wait a minute here, doesn't that make sense ?

Or " Oh no, not more of that ! ".

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 1:59:39 AM

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Fill it with hydrogen & use it to power a dragster.

MF YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MENTAL IMAGES THAT CAUSED ?

Keep that shit up and I am going to call my friends in the government, well actually those who think they are my friends MWA HA HA HA HA HA.

All kidding aside, where the fuck do I put the fuel pressure regulator now ?

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 2:08:24 AM

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He'll get plenty out of it if the ground's not connected and there's a short to the monitor.

As an engineer you should know the ridiculous chain of events necessary for that to happen.

But then again I don't want to shoot down your optimism.........

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 2:10:49 AM

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It's amazing to me the responses some people get just for asking a question. Im going to assume that he was asking other Dommes as a way to find out how to please her without her having to tell him or give him directions at the moment of actual service.

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 2:32:11 AM

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No regulator needed it's a off then on motor like a JATO pack.

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Fill it with hydrogen & use it to power a dragster.

MF YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MENTAL IMAGES THAT CAUSED ?

Keep that shit up and I am going to call my friends in the government, well actually those who think they are my friends MWA HA HA HA HA HA.

All kidding aside, where the fuck do I put the fuel pressure regulator now ?

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RE: ass worship - 11/20/2011 3:59:57 AM

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Since you asked, the random capitalizing in your profile makes it hard to read :)

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It's amazing to me the responses some people get just for asking a question. Im going to assume that he was asking other Dommes as a way to find out how to please her without her having to tell him or give him directions at the moment of actual service.

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