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I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/27/2006 9:33:12 AM

Lidh2l

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What did you laugh at that you will probably burn in hell for finding funny (please no semantics about how you don't believe in hell, you get the idea)

For us, it was when we laughed at the line in "Waiting..." Mitch had that said:

"We get it Monty... You're the coolest guy that works at Shennagins. THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME!"

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/29/2006 9:33:24 PM

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I kinda Laughed at pulling a chair out from
underneath a classmate. Till i saw how much it Hurt.

The same paddle I made for my teacher was used on me!

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/29/2006 9:38:42 PM

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I'll make a list...

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/29/2006 9:50:27 PM

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Well does finding this joke funny count:

Hand someone a paper with this written on it and have them read it aloud:
I
Am
Re
Todd
Ed

I found it funny while working in a school for the special needs population.

Or what about when I lived in a homeless shelter and when the phone rang I said, "Nobody's home, We're all homeless." LOL got a ton of dirty looks for that one.

< Message edited by missgiveNTake -- 5/29/2006 9:51:12 PM >

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/30/2006 4:47:44 AM

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This weekend my brother got married, the Tuxes were falling apart, there were 10 men in the bridal party plus my 2 sons, at the alter while the priest was doing his thing they had the bride/groom and maid of honor and best man sit down (my cousin) as he sat his button popped hit the priest in the head was like a cartoon, how do you not laugh? the whole damn bridal party couldnt stop laughing

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/30/2006 7:00:49 AM

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When I heard, Sonny, a 70yo man had been skiing, crashed into a tree and died... And when I heard Keith Richards had fallen from a tree, I just shook my head wondering "what were they thinking?"
If you're 70, and want to do 70miles/hour, go with the protection of a hunk of metal on 4 wheels. M

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/30/2006 10:30:40 PM

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I don't know if I'll burn, but it sure was funny to me.

This weekend I bought a new vacuum and got it all put together, and set it aside. Later on, my kids were running around and I told them they needed to settle down and leave each other and the pets alone. They finally went outside and the cat and the dog were resting peacefully and I was just watching them lay there. I have no idea why I did what I did, but when the cat came over and started inspecting the new vacuum, I made a "wrrrrrrrrrrrrr" sound like the motor had started, and the cat jumped straight up in the air like she was on springs. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch. My father was watching me do this and looked at me like I was crazy. He said, "Are you the woman who just threatened to ground my grandkids forever if they didn't stop acting up? You're just a big kid!" Then he started laughing quietly and walked off and said, "Just like her father..."

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/30/2006 10:46:20 PM

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We were attending the funeral of a dear friend and waiting outside on the church steps for the procession to finish parking. One of the attendants from the funeral home walked past us, nodded and said "morning". My son replies "yes that's why we're here" Everyone around us cracked up laughing. Knowing my friend who passed, she was probably laughing right along with us.

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/31/2006 12:35:52 AM

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Just before graduation, guys were being measured for tux jackets. For reasons I've forgotten, they started scribing their reach (arm length) on the dressing room wall along with their names. One day we found a mark only 6 inches or so long that read 'thalidomide baby'.

Uck. So so so sick but I couldn't help a laugh.

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RE: I'm going to burn in hell for this - 5/31/2006 6:05:41 AM

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There is a deleted scene you can watch in the special edition DVD of Fight Club. When they first sent the finished movie to the sensors at 20th Century Fox, Marla's line "God, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" was met with a note saying, "What could you put there instead?" David Fincher sent back the same scene, but instead it was Marla whispering in Tyler's ear the actual line from the book: "I want to have your abortion." The sensors actually called Fincher on the phone, exclaiming, "Change it back, CHANGE IT BACK!!!"

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