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mumbaiescorts -> Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 2:15:05 AM)

Hello Folks,

I am Bharti, a rare jewel from the exotic land of Mumbai, navigating from two cultures with class and demure. Gentlemen, here you have a lady that exudes class, sensuality, grace and naughtiness. My beauty, touch and eagerness to please you in every way will leave you breathless.
My elegancy and intellect will make you want to come back for hotter debates to be silenced by steamy pleasurable acts under the duvet.... turning a political debate to a romantic marathon.
Gentlemen, look no further for your fantasy dream because I am here to make it come true.


[image]local://upfiles/1321425/42222369BB404FF9906652932AA4735E.jpg[/image]




DarkSteven -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 2:31:50 AM)

Namaste.




GreedyTop -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 2:53:19 AM)

Jayogeshwar

or

Jay shri Krishna




LillyBoPeep -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 3:11:20 AM)

welcome to collarme
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Fornica -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 3:35:35 AM)

Do you like nickleback?
hi.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 4:40:08 AM)

Oh, it's a fantasy all right.

But just for future reference, if you have to say that you exude class, sensuality, grace and naughtiness, you probably don't.




Fornica -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 4:46:37 AM)

LMFAO! Google her block of text. The results are awesome.




Fornica -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 4:49:30 AM)

http://www.lolaescort.com/s/1da39069c569e66bc9b911a32e6fd195/c/view_profile/a/view_data/el/2760/index.html
Look! You can get a rare jewel from Ethiopia, too! And she says the exact same thing!

There are also the same rare jewels in London, India, and a few other choice locations.




Fornica -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 4:50:44 AM)

You're very well travelled, dear.
http://www.hotescorts.eu/profile.php?id=737




xxblushesxx -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 5:01:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

LMFAO! Google her block of text. The results are awesome.


Funny, I almost did that but then couldn't be bothered. *lol*
I had a feeling other "things" would come up.




LordMasterM -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 5:14:53 AM)

I guess the login id is a dead giveaway about this "lady" with class  [:D]




DarkSteven -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 5:35:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

I had a feeling other "things" would come up.


I imagine my thing sure will!




Fornica -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 5:40:26 AM)

<facepalm>
quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

I imagine my thing sure will!






xxblushesxx -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 6:02:38 AM)

Some visuals you just can't "unsee"...[:-][:(]




kalikshama -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 6:31:22 AM)

Jai Bhagwan




GreedyTop -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 8:29:22 AM)

STEVEN.. gawd, you are incorrigible!!




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 9:13:12 AM)

Dear Bharti, do you do women as well? I ask not for myself, as I´m unfortunately resistant to your class, sensuality, grace and naughtiness, but there might be a lady here who is completely overcome by your beauty, touch and eagerness to please.

PS Do you do CPR as well, it might be a bit unfortunate if your clients are left completely breathless ...




ashjor911 -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 11:04:41 AM)

Namaste,
Welcome To CM




ResidentSadist -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 2:42:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

LMFAO! Google her block of text. The results are awesome.


I ran that through Bing... it was funny..  Thanks for the tip.  I wonder how that escort can be listed in so many countries at once.  The airfare must get pricy LOL.





stellauk -> RE: Bharti from Mumbai (11/23/2011 2:46:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Dear Bharti, do you do women as well? I ask not for myself, as I´m unfortunately resistant to your class, sensuality, grace and naughtiness, but there might be a lady here who is completely overcome by your beauty, touch and eagerness to please.

PS Do you do CPR as well, it might be a bit unfortunate if your clients are left completely breathless ...


She probably carries an inhaler.




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