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naughtynicesanta -> HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 2:52:32 PM)

Decided I should let everyone know that Santa has decided to honor CollarMe Chat this year with a visit.  I will be in the Off Topic Forum, "Dear Santa" thread, discussing and deciding who's been really naughty (good thing) or really bad (baaaad thing).  Please contact me there.  I will check in every day until the 23rd, because as you know, Santa has to go out on the 24th to deliver all the gifts to the naughty kinksters in the world. 

I will come up with a much better picture, I have to wait for Mrs Claus to cheer up.  Apparently, she's still upset about last year's gift to her.  Mrs Santa doesn't like something that doesn't fit her.  And giving her Rudolph's collar maybe wasn't such a good idea.  She wants new gifts, not used.  Wimminz I tells ya. [8|]  It's not like I was asking her to pull the sled, after all her nose doesn't have a bright and shiny nose.  Well, not unless she got into the eggnog and drained the bowl.  (She has a bit of a *hic* problem, but ssshhhh, she won't admit it.)

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Ninebelowzero -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 3:04:47 PM)

Is that Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo?




TheFireWithinMe -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 3:18:45 PM)

nooooooooooo it's Santa Cock




ashjor911 -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 4:21:48 PM)

Welcome To CM




MistressDarkArt -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 6:18:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Is that Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo?


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Welcome, OP! Got some dreidels or something for the Chanukah folks?




Fornica -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 6:30:00 PM)

Erm. Hi?




BurntKitty -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 6:44:11 PM)

[image]http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-pictures-history-final-exam-at-the-department-store-santa-school.jpg[/image]




naughtynicesanta -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/24/2011 8:56:19 PM)

Santa would like to thank those who have taken the time to wish him well.   






OohAahMrs -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/26/2011 9:06:38 AM)

Listen, i may be fat but i ai'nt jolly! "The job pays a $100 an hour" Ha ha ha Merry Chhristmas, Merry Christmas!




naughtynicesanta -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/26/2011 11:37:58 AM)

Now Mountain Man, you know you better to be good to Santa, or you might just get a lump of coal in your stocking! [:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/26/2011 12:07:01 PM)

Do you know the price of coal? BRING IT!




hlen5 -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/26/2011 12:14:17 PM)

Hey Santa!!

Welcome to CM!!

In the words of Eartha Kitt........




OohAahMrs -> RE: HOHOHOHO OOH (11/28/2011 5:08:08 AM)

Bring me fire, bring me coal, for even the darkest blackest coal burns hot with the lust and desire of my enflamed body! (etc)




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