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Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 3:56:23 PM

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Noble Forumeers,

A friend of mine, who's always enjoyed giving it to his girlfriend up the tradesmen's entrance, announced tonight that he was no longer going to partake of that activity because he's come to the conclusion that it always brings on piles.

Is this common? What do people do to avoid giving their partner haemorrhoids if they (or indeed their partners) enjoy fudge-packing frolics of an evening?

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:09:11 PM

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Yes it is common with people who don't use enough lube and if the person isn't relaxed enough before he/she takes anal. The rectal wall is thin and doesn't take friction well.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:11:25 PM

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I doubt that anal penetration 'always brings on piles'. I know many people who've enjoyed anal penetration for years with not a single 'pile' among 'em. Keep it lubed, keep it relaxed and don't go shoving things up there when there's already a round in the chamber.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:21:52 PM

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Had piles until I got them done a few yrs ago & as an ass virgin & beer monster, curry lover who ended up with a set like Predators dreadlocks hanging out of my chuff I say bunkum to the whole anal sex caused piles mythology.

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I doubt that anal penetration 'always brings on piles'. I know many people who've enjoyed anal penetration for years with not a single 'pile' among 'em. Keep it lubed, keep it relaxed and don't go shoving things up there when there's already a round in the chamber.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:23:27 PM

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We partake in this most lovely of activities on a regular basis and I've never had this problem even once.
We don't use lube and I can't say that I'm relaxed when it occurs because it usually happens forcefully.
Don't have a clue if they are doing something or not doing something to cause it.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:31:23 PM

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Maybe its like razor bumps on the private bits, and some people are just more sensitive to it?

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:35:37 PM

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I've had it with lube, had it forced, had a ton of blood or no blood. :p no "piles" here. :)

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:38:32 PM

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I suspect piles are more related to how hard people try to go than sexual activities.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 4:46:14 PM

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that can happen for various reasons.. like being pregers... or sitting too much on a hard surface especially.. not getting enough fiber.. etc..

from my perspective,.. it hasnt made a difference that i can tell.. but then mine gets really horny especially while watching anal porn or even thinking about it so she can be looser than my pussnik, plus good lube always.. and of course, prep.. a clean butt is a happy butt..

so.. yer friend.. what happens if him not doing that anymore makes no difference to the situation?

given your recent questions, you seem pretty frisky lately...

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 5:46:59 PM

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Some folks are prone to piles, others arent. I really don't know all that many people who find anal = physical issues unless they already had that tendency.

Lube? HAHAHA!

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 6:10:06 PM

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Some folks are prone to piles, others arent. I really don't know all that many people who find anal = physical issues unless they already had that tendency.

Lube? HAHAHA!

I concur. And, btw, last time "lube" was used, it was Tabasco.
Never had piles. even when I was preggers.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 6:12:19 PM

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You are lucky, BurntKitty! Nothing like a savage fetus to wreck the body!

I *am* Prone To Issues, so I will keep that in mind should I choose to partake again. I must admit, I expected to have big love for the rectal rhumba, but it was just meh. MEH!

Maybe I should have used lube? Clove oil, maybe?

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 8:12:50 PM

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*shudders at the thought*

It seems that some folks can get piles from spending too much time on the can, reading magazines/books/desk calendars. Or maybe pondering the mysteries of life in the necessary.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 10:16:32 PM

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quote:

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The rectal wall is thin and doesn't take friction well.

I know a few people like that too...

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/25/2011 10:42:36 PM

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quote:

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Noble Forumeers,

A friend of mine, who's always enjoyed giving it to his girlfriend up the tradesmen's entrance, announced tonight that he was no longer going to partake of that activity because he's come to the conclusion that it always brings on piles.

Is this common? What do people do to avoid giving their partner haemorrhoids if they (or indeed their partners) enjoy fudge-packing frolics of an evening?

Well, first Peon....most would check their local ordinances and regulatory approvals, but barring that, I would say that doing (above described) in a large vat of petroleum jelly (I prefer to go with a 2 to 1 ratio....by volume...not by weight....as to balance) could ameliorate most of the difficulties you describe.

Please note, I only play a doctor on AOL.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/26/2011 4:57:51 AM

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quote:

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The rectal wall is thin and doesn't take friction well.

I know a few people like that too...

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/26/2011 5:07:29 AM

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LOL!!!
This thread is full of win. (as for the original question, it's not something I've had issue with, not during my pregnancies either, so maybe some bums are just angry that way?)

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The rectal wall is thin and doesn't take friction well.

I know a few people like that too...

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/26/2011 5:09:05 AM

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I had mine done yrs ago & always wondered if they come back.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/26/2011 5:53:44 AM

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I've never had that happen to a partner even when we skipped the lube and relaxation bit. That being said, if he's in a relationship it's possible his significant other is particularly prone to that.

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RE: Whopping it up the poop-chute - 11/26/2011 6:51:44 AM

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Probably it's also best to lay off the Brussels sprouts too.

Perhaps there were too many times of fingers on the cheeks then unannounced PHUT!!!! PHUT!!! ...brief silence ... BRAP!!!!!!

'Phwoarr! Jesus Christ!'

That can result in a few tears and maybe a cough.

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