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SoulAlloy -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 4:13:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain Nookie , dear, you know I don't really know you but I can think of things to do to you (pause to the let the mind wander) with balloons and bubble wrap. Now that I'd like to see... Bubble wrap I can imagine, balloons less so

Fornica -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 5:12:41 AM)
fr Dude, no one is flaming you. The thing is, guys come on here and share their particular brand of "what makes me cum" and post looking for a vagina that will do that for them. This is more of a discussion and get to know each other place. So you dropping in and asking if anyone will come trample your junk is sorta distasteful.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 9:57:13 AM)
I had to take a quick look at nookies profile but I will just assume there are no health issues that would stop this..... I'm going to go with a little suspension here. A little leather around the wrists. Haul him off the ground so just his toe tips touch the floor. Make sure he is holding himself up as far as he can. Put the bubble wrap under his feet and the ballon in his mouth. Tell him to blow up the ballon. That the balloon has to be blown up the whole time and that he is not allowed to pop the bubble wrap. This is kind of fun because sooner or later his legs/arms are going to give, or he is going to want to talk...scream, bitch, moan, etc. If he holds his place well than I would just throw in ....fingernails, teeth, the back of my hand, any other random thing that happens to be around. Than it is just a matter of time and how long it takes him to put his feet down or let go of the balloon. It doesn't matter which he does, or when he does it, either way I get to hurt him for it(go me) and I would go into detail here but than I would be fluffing wanker founder right...and we all know how bad that is. (corrected for spellling and to remove a few things hahaha)

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 10:08:09 AM)
Dear Miss Immortal Pain. You rock my world!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 10:48:56 AM)
Needles? Shoot. When you say "skewer" I was picturing a kebab skewer. Amateurs! [:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 11:32:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Needles? Shoot. When you say "skewer" I was picturing a kebab skewer. Amateurs! [:D] ROFLMAO

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 12:44:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Needles? Shoot. When you say "skewer" I was picturing a kebab skewer. Amateurs! [:D] So was I. That's why I thought "Holy shit!!" haha

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 2:11:21 PM)
Really! Needles, hell, there's a local one trick pony that had his made into a "sea anemone" with needles.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 3:43:30 PM)
I just knew it was going to be you that said something Hibi. Yay for the lady that points out the obvious ...where is that smiley that is clapping.....[sm=whip.gif] nevermind that one is close enough and is so more Hibi when I think about it [:)]

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 4:00:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain I'm going to go with a little suspension here. A little leather around the wrists. Haul him off the ground so just his toe tips touch the floor. Make sure he is holding himself up as far as he can. Put the bubble wrap under his feet and the ballon in his mouth. Tell him to blow up the ballon. That the balloon has to be blown up the whole time and that he is not allowed to pop the bubble wrap. This is kind of fun because sooner or later his legs/arms are going to give, or he is going to want to talk...scream, bitch, moan, etc. If he holds his place well than I would just throw in ....fingernails, teeth, the back of my hand, any other random thing that happens to be around. Than it is just a matter of time and how long it takes him to put his feet down or let go of the balloon. It doesn't matter which he does, or when he does it, either way I get to hurt him for it(go me) and I would go into detail here but than I would be fluffing wanker founder right...and we all know how bad that is. (corrected for spellling and to remove a few things hahaha) If only I had the balls to do this. Yes, I admit it, I'm a domme with no balls! Shock horror. Or is it just that I'm not that sadistic? Not yet, anyway... evil laugh [:-]

strongbottom88 -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 6:18:03 PM)
Shit! I thought this was a thread about a swedish meatball recipe or something to dip into the cheese in one of those old school fondu pots. What a disappointment. In terms of the actual topic, are we talking about piercing the skin or into the actual testicle? I'm pretty open to trying a lot of different stuff, but I have to admit, a safety pin or syringe into a testicle - that makes me cringe and feel a little sickly just imagining it. Aren't there some significant safety issues with something like this. Well I suppose there are safety issus with a lot of things people on this site are into, myself included. To each their own I guess, but damn this one sounds rough.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/26/2011 8:59:35 PM)
It is more about finding someone that will let you do it than it is about having the balls to do it. Though I do find that going out and buying yourself a large black strap on will give you the urge to do harm to others, but that just might be me(I often have the urge to do harm to others just by hearing them speak) If you want to test yourself take about twenty mins randomly out of your day. Say about five mins at a time. Look around pick any given object and think "what could I do with that if I had a willing person here now" Let your creative side run wide. I had some friends that used to play a game like that. We would be out doing something and someone would pick up something(anything) and hand it to someone else. "Tell me what you would do with it if you had"....(they would than point to a person on the street) and whoever had been handed the object had to tell what they would do to the other person with it. It could get very tricky at times. Even more tricky if you wanted to try it out later, but fun.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/27/2011 8:14:15 AM)
I can definitely see where you're coming from. It's not like I don't have a sadistic streak, I guess it's just that I prefer to take things slowly with my man. Once we're living together, though, I think my sadistic streak will more than likely come to fruition, and I might just be taking your advice. Thanks. [:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/27/2011 10:38:00 AM)
~cackle~ yes, we do give ourselves away with our posts, don't we? Truly, so many of these posters shoot themselves in the foot with their unclear wording! Says much about their communication skillz generally.

Servant4Queen -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/28/2011 10:53:47 AM)
ouch....I'd prefer just to drop my balls in a blender instead.... I can respect the kink but come on.

bighappygoth39 -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/28/2011 10:56:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Servant4Queen ouch....I'd prefer just to drop my balls in a blender instead.... I can respect the kink but come on. Yep, I can fully respect that a lot of people enjoy that sort of thing, but it's not my idea of fun, and will probably never be. I'd always be too worried about the appendage not being able to work fully after stuff like that, tbh. Each to their own, as the saying goes... [8D]

MistressSnow -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/28/2011 11:00:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Needles? Shoot. When you say "skewer" I was picturing a kebab skewer. Amateurs! [:D] Lady Hib- I was thinking the same damn thing, even somehow putting them on the barbie. LOL OP- welcome and good luck I am sure you will find ladies stateside that will help you along with your kink. Other than playing with your balls are you submissive? Or does your "fetish" consists of your ball play only? Just curious.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/28/2011 3:43:48 PM)
See, I get this and if it were one of my pets I would move slowly to find out what he can stand and what he can't....but this isn't a pet. This is some random on the net. As long as I know I can do what I said without "killing" him I wouldn't care, he asked for it. I have a bad habit of thinking that people who ask for bad things should have bad things happen to them(I know I'm a horrid person) But what do you want from a woman that every time she stands next to a guy plays "how would I disable him if he tried to hurt me" in her head. It's just how I am. As for the game...it's fun, so is the one I just said above. If nothing else you would be amazed how quickly you will teach your brain to look at a problem and find a solution.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/28/2011 3:49:46 PM)
I wouldn't suggest anyone drop their balls in a blender but if you do can you do it on cam so I can watch ? If it's not your kink thats cool I was just answering a question for the op. quote: ORIGINAL: Servant4Queen ouch....I'd prefer just to drop my balls in a blender instead.... I can respect the kink but come on. As for this below...again random guy on the net even if he were a client I wouldn't be having sexual contact(that is for personal realationships) with him so I wouldn't care if his junk worked later or not. quote: ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39 I'd always be too worried about the appendage not being able to work fully after stuff like that, t

kalikshama -> RE: Ball Skewering (11/29/2011 5:12:26 AM)
quote: Dude, no one is flaming you. The thing is, guys come on here and share their particular brand of "what makes me cum" and post looking for a vagina that will do that for them. This is more of a discussion and get to know each other place. So you dropping in and asking if anyone will come trample your junk is sorta distasteful. OP - your second post was intelligent and articulate - try reading the Ask A Mistress FAQs, get a screen name without the "69," come back and you'll do just fine here.

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