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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:22:57 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:24:04 PM   
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I guess they could sing the spiderman theme tune instead, to make it even funnier...

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:34:53 PM   
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Heard about "pee hole" fucking a number of years ago... OUCHIES!!!

http://www.heaven666.org/peehole-sex-26061.php



OUCH... OUCH and FUCKING OUCH. I'm sure that could cause some sort of nasty infection as well. Some things still manage to make me go WTF?



I think more research is in order... thus, YOU are elected to test this -- please report back with your results.  Thank you for your cooperation. 



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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:36:35 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:48:02 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:50:11 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:52:42 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:57:01 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:58:15 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 4:58:49 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:00:57 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:01:30 PM   
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Have you never heard of sounds????




Sounds? Yep, I hear them all of the time, especially whooshing ones now and then. (I think I might have tinnitus)...

If you mean something else, then that's a no. I'm a bit thick when it comes to a lot of things, you see.
I could Google it, I guess...

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:02:55 PM   
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How the hell does this work?Lol

Now don't get bitter,
You're 'avin' it up the shitter.


Lol. I might just use that in the future. I like that one.

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:03:27 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:04:15 PM   
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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:06:20 PM   
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Hello I'm Percy Ho'er your uphill gardener.


I bet you've got loads of those, haven't you?
Please tell me you've never used them as a chat up line, though?

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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:06:25 PM   
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My pee-hole will remain a no entry point, thanks.



Unfortunately, your other half has already been notified of your... ahem... election to test this theory.  So ya might wanna prepare... or bolt for the door -- while ya STILL can. 





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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:08:24 PM   
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My pee-hole will remain a no entry point, thanks.



Unfortunately, your other half has already been notified of your... ahem... election to test this theory.  So ya might wanna prepare... or bolt for the door -- while ya STILL can. 









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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:08:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Hello I'm Percy Ho'er your uphill gardener.


I bet you've got loads of those, haven't you?
Please tell me you've never used them as a chat up line, though?



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RE: Dicks in Alternative Orifices - 11/26/2011 5:10:38 PM   
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