Soyokaze
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ORIGINAL: SuzeQ A young guy had just gotten his driver's license and asked his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said: "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we' ll talk about the car." Well, the boy thought about that for a moment, and accepted the deal, and they shook on it. After about six weeks they went in to the study, where his father said: "Son, I'm really proud. You've brought your grades up, and I've noticed that you have been studying your Bible, and participating a lot more in the Bible study groups. But, I'm a little disappointed, since you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment, and then said: "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair also. " To which his father replied: "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?" Hahaha, my parents first attempt to bribe me was trying to get my hair cut. They learned it to be a futile effort although I guess in the long run I kind of was bribed (by my job), but with way more money than they could've afforded : p
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