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masteralex1975 -> sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 5:50:23 AM)

i'm a french master who is looking for a free and obedient slut to own for life and use as fuckmeat and also to give me childs



xxblushesxx -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 5:55:34 AM)

Of course you are.

*pats masteralex1975's head*

Have fun with that!



Fornica -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:05:24 AM)

I want to be your fuckmeat and give you childs, BUT wouldn't they end up being like, bacon flavoured or some such? I AM free though. Except my shopping habit, but you can support that, right??



anniezz338 -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:12:07 AM)

Dammit, i can't give the childs or it would have been a perfect fit. Rats

Welcome



searching4mysir -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:28:11 AM)

And you offer what in return for bearing your spawn?



tazzygirl -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:30:38 AM)

quote:

i'm a french master who is looking for a free and obedient slut to own for life and use as fuckmeat and also to give me childs


and Im an american slut looking for a rich and impotent French Master who will own me for life, shower me with everything I want, and die within 2 years leaving his vast fortune to me.

We all have our dreams.



ashjor911 -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:33:31 AM)

Welcome To CM



seekerofslut -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:52:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

We all have our dreams.


Damn right. A French slut / chef specializing in performing orally while simultaneously whipping up crepes of various sorts and tacking the boat in a 30kt gale. [8|]




lizi -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 6:56:22 AM)

Weeeeeeee! I love this approach! Does she need to have all of her appendages? I saw a couple childbearing fuckmeats at the store today that were marked down because they were damaged. Will that do?



OohAahMrs -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 10:08:03 AM)

Welcome al, is there anything else a girl could want?



Fornica -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 11:20:15 AM)

Me too. I asked him if he will financially support me and the childs I already have.



JanahX -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 11:33:46 AM)

IM OVULATING ... HURRY OVER !!!
quote:

ORIGINAL: masteralex1975

i'm a french master who is looking for a free and obedient slut to own for life and use as fuckmeat and also to give me childs




MadAxeman -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 11:33:56 AM)

At least you could share clothes.
Nice dress Al



MistressDarkArt -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 11:40:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JanahX

IM OVULATING ... HURRY OVER !!!


Luvs me some JanahX!
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Ooops, nearly forgot: Welcome MasterAlex. Good luck wid all o dat!



Ninebelowzero -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 11:41:44 AM)

Je rends mon ami



MistressDarkArt -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 11:52:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: seekerofslut


Damn right. A French slut / chef specializing in performing orally while simultaneously whipping up crepes of various sorts and tacking the boat in a 30kt gale. [8|]




Well, I'm of Russian descent, not French, probably quite good at crepe-making since there were lots of blintzes in my past, I can indeed tack a boat in 30 kts, and my last review as a fellatrix was 5 stars. Doing them all simultaneously...well, I gotta be totally honest here...maybe just the fellating and boat tacking together, the crepe making will have to wait (I hope you approve of my priorities.) So...can I apply for the position, SeekerOfSlut? Hmmmm?



Arienos -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 12:04:14 PM)

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i'm a french master who is looking for a free and obedient slut to own for life and use as fuckmeat and also to give me childs


I emphasize with your dilemma sir, I seek a 5 foot tall French female dominant fluent in 7 languages, at least a G cup, a Brazilian Butt, narrow at the waste and broad at the hips while maintaining a 10% body fat. A woman not subject to falling off her 9” heals and capable of extended periods of deep oral penetration without gagging and/or eye watering. Of course, she must possess the expertise to pilot a sailing vessel during 50 foot seas while simultaneously preparing a 7 course meal and come adequately funded to secure and maintain an extreme upper income bracket dwelling.



lizi -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 12:15:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arienos

I emphasize with your dilemma sir, I seek a 5 foot tall French female dominant fluent in 7 languages, at least a G cup, a Brazilian Butt, narrow at the waste and broad at the hips while maintaining a 10% body fat. A woman not subject to falling off her 9” heals and capable of extended periods of deep oral penetration without gagging and/or eye watering. Of course, she must possess the expertise to pilot a sailing vessel during 50 foot seas while simultaneously preparing a 7 course meal and come adequately funded to secure and maintain an extreme upper income bracket dwelling.


This erudite version of Arienos sans the crack habit and faux ebonics is commendable.
Nice.



MadAxeman -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 12:26:23 PM)

Erudite? FFS



lizi -> RE: sub to own ?? (11/28/2011 12:37:29 PM)

I'm awesome right? [:)]



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