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LookieNoNookie -> RE: New here, I wants to play wit a girl (11/28/2011 8:06:13 PM)
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Mr Death,
I'm going to help you out....(see revised header.....)
(See....spelling is actually a criterion....so is sentence structure, syntax, etc. ...allow me to elaborate...see following):
"how are u (comma) u can call me MR. death. i am looking for girls for online play and real life sex . i got a big dick to fill all your wet holes wit
send me a pm to know more . "
Just as a cursory....Death is somewhat transitory....seemingly an end of all things....chics don't tend to go for that whole dead thing.
(Back off on the whole dying/dead thing.....just guy to guy...I think it'll be helpful for future connections).
Now, just a thought (I could be wrong...been wrong before)...."i got a big dick to fill...." etc ("have a big...." is better....kind of like "I did good" versus...."I've done well"....once again...vernacular....you can look it up....most folks have a copy of Websters on their shelf....it's a red book....about 3 inches thick...it's easy to find).....see.....these girls can pretty much write their own ticket so....the whole "I AM GOD" thing....well, that really doesn't work all that well...trust me...I have Russian chics (and Thai chics, although most you might see on a subway and then think to youself...."don't get a hard on.....don't get a hard on"....and then they invariably do) all over me....I know what de'se chics want......now interestingly, you mentioned that you could fill "all (their) wet holes".
You didn't mention "how many" holes you could fill.
Do you have a specific number? Do any of your intentions include numbers that may include an orifice more than once?
I think that's something they'd (the girls you seek) may want to know.
They have several more than you and I (orifices)....and frankly, you're not at all being even remotely specific. I (personally) feel that's a detriment to your intended outcome.
If I was a girl, I'd discern how many holes I have, then I'd contemplate how many I'd want you to fill. (And by the way "wit" as in, "fill all your wet holes wit....", I'm guessing doesn't appeal to the masses....(I'm just guessing....but don't hold me to "dat").
Ya feelin me, Jackson?
ko....so....now that we've gotten the vernacular dialed in.....let's look a the "PM".
"PM" is a pre-AOL type of demand for communication.
I submit that you may want to consider getting a current book on "how to talk to dem bitches on CollarMe.com" and following it somewhat rigidly.
(I'm here to help....Mr Death).
No one else cares more than Me Mr. Death.
I'm here for you.
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