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new hear want to play with a girl - 11/28/2011 8:00:19 PM

deathx

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how are u u can call me MR. death. i am looking for girls for online play and real life sex . i got a big dick to fill all your wet holes wit
send me a pm to know more .

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/28/2011 8:03:00 PM

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Oh my goodness.

~helpless giggling~

Welcome to our world, which is not alt or afff.

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RE: New here, I wants to play wit a girl - 11/28/2011 8:06:13 PM

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Mr Death,

I'm going to help you out....(see revised header.....)

(See....spelling is actually a criterion....so is sentence structure, syntax, etc. ...allow me to elaborate...see following):

"how are u (comma) u can call me MR. death. i am looking for girls for online play and real life sex . i got a big dick to fill all your wet holes wit
send me a pm to know more . "

Just as a cursory....Death is somewhat transitory....seemingly an end of all things....chics don't tend to go for that whole dead thing.

(Back off on the whole dying/dead thing.....just guy to guy...I think it'll be helpful for future connections).

Now, just a thought (I could be wrong...been wrong before)...."i got a big dick to fill...." etc ("have a big...." is better....kind of like "I did good" versus...."I've done well"....once again...vernacular....you can look it up....most folks have a copy of Websters on their shelf....it's a red book....about 3 inches thick...it's easy to find).....see.....these girls can pretty much write their own ticket so....the whole "I AM GOD" thing....well, that really doesn't work all that well...trust me...I have Russian chics (and Thai chics, although most you might see on a subway and then think to youself...."don't get a hard on.....don't get a hard on"....and then they invariably do) all over me....I know what de'se chics want......now interestingly, you mentioned that you could fill "all (their) wet holes".

You didn't mention "how many" holes you could fill.

Do you have a specific number? Do any of your intentions include numbers that may include an orifice more than once?

I think that's something they'd (the girls you seek) may want to know.

They have several more than you and I (orifices)....and frankly, you're not at all being even remotely specific. I (personally) feel that's a detriment to your intended outcome.

If I was a girl, I'd discern how many holes I have, then I'd contemplate how many I'd want you to fill. (And by the way "wit" as in, "fill all your wet holes wit....", I'm guessing doesn't appeal to the masses....(I'm just guessing....but don't hold me to "dat").

Ya feelin me, Jackson?

ko....so....now that we've gotten the vernacular dialed in.....let's look a the "PM".

"PM" is a pre-AOL type of demand for communication.

I submit that you may want to consider getting a current book on "how to talk to dem bitches on CollarMe.com" and following it somewhat rigidly.

(I'm here to help....Mr Death).

No one else cares more than Me Mr. Death.

I'm here for you.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/28/2011 8:06:49 PM

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You can newly hear? With or without a hearing aid? Are you looking for a girl whos kink is into hearing aids? I havent seen that kink before ... HEY LADIES...ANYONES KINK HERE INTO HEARING AIDS????

what the fuck does having sex have to do with being on a BDSM site? are you sure youre on the right website? Isnt there a hookup/escort site for men with hearing aids?

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ORIGINAL: deathx

new hear want to play with a girl
how are u u can call me MR. death. i am looking for girls for online play and real life sex . i got a big dick to fill all your wet holes wit
send me a pm to know more .

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/28/2011 8:16:09 PM

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sock puppet say what lol and thank u lady .

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/28/2011 8:50:11 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

You can newly hear? With or without a hearing aid? Are you looking for a girl whos kink is into hearing aids? I havent seen that kink before ... HEY LADIES...ANYONES KINK HERE INTO HEARING AIDS????

what the fuck does having sex have to do with being on a BDSM site? are you sure youre on the right website? Isnt there a hookup/escort site for men with hearing aids?

quote:

ORIGINAL: deathx

new hear want to play with a girl
how are u u can call me MR. death. i am looking for girls for online play and real life sex . i got a big dick to fill all your wet holes wit
send me a pm to know more .

Well, he did say "wit".

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/28/2011 8:52:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: deathx

sock puppet say what lol and thank u lady .

turn up your hearing aid .. you obviously cant hear.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 3:14:17 AM

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Fella, all you need is the word Lord or Master in your title, and the image would be complete.

Look, I'm not going to say anything snarky about your writing skills, although appreciation of the written word is a common thing here as well as other online forums.

BUT

You have some juvenile picture on your profile and think that this is simply a meat market where you dangle your cock and all the chickies come a'runnin'. Because, you know, kinky girls are easy. They don't even need to know what you look like.

NO.

If you want to be a Dominant, you first need to start off by making sub women feel you're worthy of their respect. Spend effort on your profile - it represents you. Learn to communicate properly. Show women that you're capable of dealing with all of their self, not just a cock for their pussy.

There are Dominant men. And there are horndogs. They are NOT the same thing.

Welcome to collarme.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 3:49:07 AM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad7KU9bCTAM

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 3:53:22 AM

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Gosh! You've really researched this suject.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 3:59:19 AM

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FR

Thank goodness i don't have to write some long breakdown of why you don't make sense.

And DarkSteven, thanks for mentioning the cartoon as a profile picture. Honestly, it reminds me off going to an anime convention with socially stunted anime fans who feel the need to try to get laid the moment they see a moderately attractive female.

Well, that doesn't really apply to just anime fans...does it...?

*Sorry, no coffee yet*

Anyway, OP- take note of this: not everybody who is kinky is looking to fuck the first person who shows a modicum of interest.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 4:30:49 AM

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All i have to add to this is *sigh*.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 4:35:13 AM

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 4:48:28 AM

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What, is there a special sale to 6'4" 25 year olds from NJ who lack spelling skills?

Repeating my advice to ares6969:

You may come across better in person than you do in print. Try some of these groups in NY/NJ. http://www.bdsmresourceguide.com/munchesandgroups.html

You may wish to try a TNG (the next generation) group for kinksters 18-35.

If you want to stay online, AFF (Adult Friend Finder) might be a better fit for your cock-centric approach.

Welcome,

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 4:52:42 AM

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If all you are is a dick, you are easily replaced by a dildo. What else do you have to offer a girl?

Do you like to cook?

Do you like to hike?

It is obvious that you don't like to read or sentence structure and spelling would have influenced you more.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 5:05:23 AM

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My English is bad but at least I have the excuse that I am not a native speaker...Apparently the OP is...

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 5:15:04 AM

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The OP needs some anatomy lessons. Mouth is "a wet hole" , a pussy is a moist hole and sometimes a wet one , depending on the interaction, but I don't believe the anus is wet at all . Lubricant will be required for that one (I prefer the Pjur brand). Was just a quick pointer.

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 5:18:41 AM

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Deathx: As you have been noticed, people here tend to behave in a different way as you are used to. That's ok, but the alternatives you have are, whether to adapt, or to leave. I won't tell you which is the best, I am very often about to leave anyway (usually there is only one single thread what keeps me logging in). And some people here (including me) can be pretty unpleasant.

Anyway and still - welcome, and I wish you well. Even if 10.000 girls laugh at you, 1.000 ignore you, 100 despise you and 10 insult you, you need only 1 who says "what gives - let's try" to be happy

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BTW I have abandoned my search here. Not because of the forums (here about 0.1% of the members participate), but because of the ratio male:female. I am having much more success in vanilla sites saying that I am dominant, as here.

MissAsylum: An answer for you - http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3941282

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 5:30:47 AM

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He'll be fine now that Matman is riding shotgun
His chances of scoring will probably double.
Cheesy whiff of sock in here.
I reckon it's HannahLyn

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RE: new hear want to play with a girl - 11/29/2011 5:31:11 AM

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Now, now, after saying several times that you have her on block you really can't be doing that.

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