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ADomDoc -> List of Clues for Cyberdoms that Want to Impress Me (5/27/2006 11:30:26 PM)
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I thought I'd take a brief moment to provide a bit of education for the leather impaired - those cyberdoms whose entire education consisted of reading a letter in Penthouse.
- CBT is NOT a cable channel.
- A cock ring is NOT where you go to watch cock fighting.
- Dom is not necessarily short for Dominic.
- Into English does NOT mean you serve tea and crumpets.
- There's more to being a DM than running a D&D game.
- Cropping is not necessarily trimming a photo.
- Topping does not necessarily refer to what you order on your pizza.
- Subs are not always the substitute teachers.
- You don't throw away the ping pong paddles when you get rid of the table.
- There's a lot to waxing than putting a good finish on your car.
- Knife play is not advanced juggling.
- Stocks have been used since the 17th century.
- When I say suspension, I am not referring to the undercarriage of your car.
- The Leather Nation is not a gang of beer-guzzling, unshaven, long-haired bikers.
- KY Jelly is not jam from Kentucky.
- Ball gag is not what happens when she deep-throats you.
- 24/7 does not refer to the hours of the corner convienence store.
- Spreader bars are not where fat people go for drinks.
- Drag queen doesn't refer to Bonnie Bedelia.
- When people in the scene refer to scat, it has absolutely nothing to with Ella's vocals.
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