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ADomDoc -> Ghosts never tell (5/28/2006 12:06:02 AM)
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Ghosts never tell
A professor at the University of Kentucky is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" Fifteen students raise their hands.
That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further. Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.
As he ambles slowly toward the podium, the professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!?
"Shooooot ......................... from way back there I thought you said "Goats'."
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