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ADomDoc -> What is your Astrological Sign? (5/28/2006 12:38:01 AM)
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Thank Your Lucky Stars
AQUARIUS (22/1 - 21/2)
You have an active mind and are inclined to be aggressive. You lie a great deal; on the other hand, you are careless and impractical, causing you to repeat your mistakes. Everyone thinks that you're a perfect jerk.
PISCES (22/2 - 21/3)
You have a vivid imagination and often think that you're being followed by the F.B.I. or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends, lack confidence, and are generally a coward. Pisces people have been known to have sex with small furry animals.
ARIES (22/3 - 21/4)
You are the pioneering type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. In short, you're a perfect prick.
TAURUS (22/4 - 21/5)
You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and pigheaded. Taurus people have body odour and pick their noses a lot.
GEMINI (22/5 - 21/6)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This makes you a cheap bastard.
CANCER (22/6 - 21/7)
You are sympathetic and understanding toward other peoples' problems; this makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off, and will probably always be on welfare and never be worth a poo.
LEO (22/7 - 21/8)
You consider yourself a born leader, while others perceive you as a pushy bastard. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can't tolerate honest criticism. You kiss mirrors a lot.
VIRGO (22/8 - 21/9)
You are logical and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA (22/9 - 21/10)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality, although your chances for employment and material gain are excellent. Most Libra men are gay and most Libra women are whores. Libra people are prone to venereal disease.
SCORPIO (22/10 - 21/11)
You are shrewd in business and can't be trusted. You can achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Scorpios get beaten up a lot.
SAGITTARIUS (22/11 - 21/12)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The vast majority of Sagittarians are drunks and junkies. People laugh at you because you are always getting taken advantage of.
CAPRICORN (22/12 - 21/1)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are incredibly chicken. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance whatsoever. You should lock yourself in a closet for the rest of your life.
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