RiotGirl
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broken toys.. not our faults. Broken? two hairbrushes, a flicker switch, the rattan cane, a crop, a paddle, erm leather restraints, a ball gag....... errrr dunno any others at the moment. got a not so embarressing, but funny funny story, like the vibe one just previously. Not embarressing cos it happened with a close friend. Some reason, this Great Idea come to one. "How far can one shoot and egg out their vagina?" Master's slave wanted to know! Got some powerful muscles down there right? she bet she could shoot the egg clear across the tub and have the egg splatter on the wall! Aye, she was sure it would happen that way. So an uncooked egg was doused in rubbing alcohol, washed and promptly shoved up ones vagina. Got in the tub, got ready, aimed and puuuuuuuuuuuuushed. but nothing came out = ( Pushed again....... still nothing. Got to the point were one didnt care how far it'd shoot, if it splattered or anything BUT it GETTING OUT. Couldnt get that egg out for the life of us. Got to the point were it became like giving birth. butt hanging over the edge of the toilet, friend on the knees below saying .."pushhhhh.. i see it.. pussssssh.. there it is.... cmon" LOL took a LONG time with him trying to pull and this one trying to push it out. Tried to figure out what to tell the doctor if it didnt come out... "well you see Doc, sat down on this chair, and whoops! There was an egg "
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