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proudsub -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/29/2006 9:14:07 PM)

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most embarassing moments




spankmepink11 -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/29/2006 9:18:20 PM)

For some strange reason my "embarrassing moments" tended to revolve around life with teenage sons.
I'll never forget coming home from a  football practice, to hear my then 13 year old middle son say " Houston we have a problem, the dog has chewed up moms implement of pleasure"  
In our absence, our puppy had gotten my vibrator  from underneath the pillow in my bedroom, chewed it up...and left in on the living room floor.  I must admit...after the intial wave of mortification, i was quite impressed with his eloquence. 
Oddly enough....this occurred  shortly after our "talk" about sex/safesex/stds/ masturbation /pregnancy/abstinance
(Which  probably  qualifies as an embarrassing moment in itself)  




subtlesubie -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/29/2006 11:41:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gloriousangel

Ladies and Gentlemen.

I went out with my master and my miss yesterday as it was her birthday.  Miss had some gifts of her friends and she gave me a keyring to look at.  I had a look at it and when I returned it to my miss it feel out of my hands into a yoghurt bowl.  I had to fish it out and clean it.  I was asked to lick it clean but I used a napkin straight away to clean it.  I have never felt so embrassed in all my life.  It was purely the most embrassing thing I have ever done.

Have you ever done anything embrassing and how did it make you feel?

Thank you
Gloriousangel



This isn't even cringe-worthy.  Dropping a keyring into some yogurt?  Who cares!  This is your most embarassing moment?!?! You have either led a charmed life, or a dull one.




gloriousangel -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 12:17:56 AM)

there are some good posts on here




Dustyn -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 3:25:18 AM)

Most embarassing comes courtesy of my mother.

Brought a vanilla date over to the house for dinner one night, and the topic of sex came up.  My mother proceeded to give the girl advice about blowjobs and positions while we were all eating dinner.




lilamazon -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 3:36:23 AM)

i walked the length of a very high profile hotel in chicago with my gown tucked in the back of my panty-hose...thinking of it still makes me blush.




gloriousangel -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 5:51:06 AM)

it would make me blush to




wewantyou06 -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 6:07:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilamazon

i walked the length of a very high profile hotel in chicago with my gown tucked in the back of my panty-hose...thinking of it still makes me blush.


i have always been afraid I would do something like this . . .makes me blush just thinking about it!  i feel your pain . . .and your embarrassment too!! 




KingDomUK -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 6:22:10 AM)

I saw lilamazon’s email about an embarrassing moment and now I'm wondering.  I was in a very good restaurant (The Walnut Tree in the good old days, in Abergavenny) and a very soignĂ©e lady returned from the bathroom to her table with her dress tucked up into her pantyhose.  It fell on me to go and advise her of her situation.  Now I am wondering is she was a submissive who had been given this as a task by her Master?!




maybemaybenot -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 6:38:54 AM)

I was at a resort in the Carribean a few years back with friends, my brother and his fiance came along also. My friends and I were in the pool bar one afternoon, which was detatched from the main pool and fairly private. We were sitting at a * table* in the pool bar, enjoying the sun and a cocktail. One of my friends dared me to swim over to a gentleman sitting at the bar and take my swim suit off and have him swim it back to me at our table.
Not being one to shy away from a dare, off I went, stripped off my suit in front of this guy, handed it to him and asked him to swim it back to me, explaining it was a dare. I didn't notice the female and other couple next to him, but he readily agreed and said I will do one better. He stripped off his swim trunks, put on my bathing suit and told me to put on his trunks. he then took me on his shoulders and we did a little parade of the pool bar. It was all very innocent and alot of fun. After the * show* he introduced me to the female as his wife and the other couple as their friends, came back to our table and we had a drink and a good laugh.
I told my friends.. " what ever you do, DO NOT say a word about this to my brother, it will embarass him" . All agreed.

Fast forward to the next morning, we are all having breakfast, my brother included. The two couples saunter in and come over to our table. The wife said to the group... You have to see this and she pulls out her video camera and begins showing everyone a video of the previous days antics. I wanted to crawl under the table. My brother handled it pretty well, by asking her to turn it off and then introducing himself as my brother. But I was scarlett red.

                                mbmbn




wewantyou06 -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 7:24:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: brightspot

Okay I am really riding high now, we go outside and there is a somewhat long stairway down to the street and the parking lot, they are made of marble. I am wearing spiked heels that are somewhat slippery, dressed to the nines and we take our first step down, I slip and go tumbling down the rest of the stairs, I wasn't seriously hurt(thank goodness) but I do now lay crumbled up in a pile at the bottom of the stairs totally mortified.
Luckily she had a great sense of humor and when she rushed down to see if I was okay, I just looked up and said "Boy, that sure brought me back down to earth quick!" and we sat there and laughed and laughed.
Pretty damn embarrassing for me though.
 
I was a bit more level headed walking back into the show too[;)].
 
*Brightspot


You fell, yet managed to do so holding your head high ~ a lady of class all the way [down]!! [sm=applause.gif]

Renee




gloriousangel -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 8:05:47 AM)

I would do the same




IronBear -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 10:29:58 AM)

Happened a number of years ago when my second wife had a few people over for coffee (about 20 or 30 I seem to remember), and her son had "Armagedon" (Vietnam movy ) on in his room neat our bedroom when I was sleeping naked.. The opening sequence of the film was the sound of wave hueys flying.. The sound of chopper woke me and thinking I was at a firebase in 'nam, I grabbed my .44 Magnum revolver age charged out into the crowd, starkers..........Sort of ruined the coffee evening though.....  I don't remember, but my ex commented that I was supporting a hard on at the time...... Never really lived that one down. 




gloriousangel -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 11:47:19 AM)

Oh my ironbear.




proudsub -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 2:58:48 PM)

Here's mine, copied from the earlier thread on embarassing moments:


 Hubby (then my fiance, back in the dark ages) took me to a beach in CA. and taught me to body surf. I had a 2 piece suit on (this was back when I could wear one of those, 1968 i think), well i got thrown around by a wave and when i stood up i felt something wrapped around my legs, so i paniced thinking it was seaweed and kicked and wiggled, finally whatever it was was gone. A few minutes later a guy in the water near me held up the bottom of my suit asking who it belonged to. I never did fess up, but i had to tell my fiance and he went and got his shorts for me to wear. Thank God this was before my bdsm days or he might of made me get the shorts myself.




mtumwawaBwana -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 3:38:28 PM)

ok, here is one.

i moved to the snowy montana area not too long ago from sunny california. i saw  a few "electric" cars in use there on those california roadways.

fast forward to my first montana snow of 14 inches. i had to have "snow " tires placed on my car. while conversing with the man placing the tires on my car, i stated "i sure do see a lot of electric cars in use here. " the man looked at me in a most puzzled way and asked me what i meant by my comment. i pointed to the car parked next to mine, spacifically the electrical plug that stuck out of the grill. he busted up laughing....."lady....thats not an electric car......thats a warmer" ......seems cars here in colder weather need a plate to keep the engine from freezing up and cracking....

good thing i found a rock i could climb under




xxmstrchasxx -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 3:59:07 PM)

This is a funny thread...thanks for sharing!

I have a friend who is a sub and her Master had her put in a butt plug before she went to church that morning.  She stood up to sing and the plug fell out.  She tried to hide it the best she could and did as she kicked it under the bench. 
Can you imagine what the cleaning crew would think when they found it?

I have broke two paddles on my sub. Cheap damn things LOL




lilithfyre -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/30/2006 4:14:16 PM)

This may go without saying but i had to learn my lesson on this.  NEVER give a man (my Master in this case) oral (ie deep throat) after eating.  Now that is embarassing.  Nuff Said!
be well
lilith




gloriousangel -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/31/2006 1:27:18 AM)

some very good threads here.




keme -> RE: Embrassing Moments (5/31/2006 1:36:38 AM)

hehehe that is a Dominate rule if the toy is broken on you it is your fault... *giggles*




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