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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 11:17:57 AM

xxmstrchasxx

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I thought of another that happened to my sub. We were going to visit some friends (Dom &sub) and she had a butt plug in and we had to stop and find out directions to their house when we arrived at their city.

She was standing there talking on the phone and a guy was waiting to use the phone. Well, as she was talking her butt plug fell out right in front of the guy. ROFLMAO

That was probably the funniest thing that has happened to her within the lifestyle. I don't know why she didn't see the humor in it that I did

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 1:32:35 PM

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I used to have handcuffs hanging on my rearview mirror for the longest time. It was when my daughter was about 3 and started to ask if she could play with "those things" one day that I took them off and shoved down into my purse planning to put them back with my toys later that evening...

A couple weeks later I had to go to a parenting class (a standard part of divorce in Ga). It was being held at the county court house. When I got there I walked in with another woman attending the class and we stood there while they xray'd our purses. We had walked about 5 ft away and then gaurd called us back. He looked at his little screen and then looked at us with this strange look and then cleared his throat and asked,

"Excuse me ladies, but does one of you have a pair of handcuffs in your purse?"

I was like "oh f*ck"... I just stood there a second and then finally spoke up and said, "oh, are those still in there?" He showed me to the lcokers so I could put them in there and said I could pick them up after the meeting...

I just wanted to die! lolol

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 1:52:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: spectreandnectre
... i am a nursing student and know doctors see that stuff alot...

as a nurse in the OR and although I have never been involved with one of these cases, I have heard about cases where vibrators have migrated up further into the intestines and the person has had to have surgery to have it removed...

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 2:06:20 PM

ADomDoc

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Heck ... I've got the flat plate of a 1 ft long dildo that couldn't be extracted rectally, perforated the colon & had to be removed thru a laparotomy.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 7:01:57 PM

floorkitten

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Yes Virgina - even kitten has embarrassing moments....

Yesterday, while Master and I were out working (dressed in our
business attire) - which by the way I need to share what I had on..

a plain straight black skirt that came about 4" above the knee, a
cream colored top, and a pair of lovely black open heels. (no need
for hosiery and like a good slave - no panties)

It was about 3PM and we decided to call it a day and stop by Krogers
to pick up a few items, but first - I really needed to visit the
little girls room... so once inside Krogers, the bathrooms - located
in the front, but on the other side of all the registers, is our
first stop.

Like most women, before leaving a bathroom - I looked in the mirror,
adjusted my hair, straightened the skirt and blouse and did the
little look to the ass to make sure all was adjusted when.....

BAMMMMMMMMMM - staring back at me in the mirror was......

my own, naked, very much bare... ASS!!!! The skirt was ripped and
opened damn near up to the base of my spine!!!!!!!!!

It was then I realized at our last appointment, it had been raining
and we dashed to the car, and upon trying to get into the car and
out of the rain - I had pulled against the seam in my
skirt...totally unaware I had pulled the seam APART!!!!!!!!!!!

I inched out of the bathroom - now with the knowledge that I had
just given everyone a nonconsensual show of nakedness - I was
laughing to hard, Master was laughing hysterically. He managed to
get my completely embarrassed ass out the front door - and we
laughed to the clothing store, where he quickly provided me with a
new skirt (the sales lady let me wear it out of the store) and we
went back to Krogers and finished our grocery shopping.

So... what was your Friday like?

floorkitten

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 9:09:46 PM

timeoutgurlie

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Forgetting that we were not only in public, but surrounded by his very religious family, and calling my 'boyfriend' by the strange title of 'Master'.
In the same vein, calling him 'Daddy' in public and not even noticing it until I overhear people talking about it or he gives me 'the look'

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 10:14:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: floorkitten

Yes Virgina - even kitten has embarrassing moments....

Yesterday, while Master and I were out working (dressed in our
business attire) - which by the way I need to share what I had on..

a plain straight black skirt that came about 4" above the knee, a
cream colored top, and a pair of lovely black open heels. (no need
for hosiery and like a good slave - no panties)

It was about 3PM and we decided to call it a day and stop by Krogers
to pick up a few items, but first - I really needed to visit the
little girls room... so once inside Krogers, the bathrooms - located
in the front, but on the other side of all the registers, is our
first stop.

Like most women, before leaving a bathroom - I looked in the mirror,
adjusted my hair, straightened the skirt and blouse and did the
little look to the ass to make sure all was adjusted when.....

BAMMMMMMMMMM - staring back at me in the mirror was......

my own, naked, very much bare... ASS!!!! The skirt was ripped and
opened damn near up to the base of my spine!!!!!!!!!

It was then I realized at our last appointment, it had been raining
and we dashed to the car, and upon trying to get into the car and
out of the rain - I had pulled against the seam in my
skirt...totally unaware I had pulled the seam APART!!!!!!!!!!!

I inched out of the bathroom - now with the knowledge that I had
just given everyone a nonconsensual show of nakedness - I was
laughing to hard, Master was laughing hysterically. He managed to
get my completely embarrassed ass out the front door - and we
laughed to the clothing store, where he quickly provided me with a
new skirt (the sales lady let me wear it out of the store) and we
went back to Krogers and finished our grocery shopping.

So... what was your Friday like?

floorkitten

How very very unfortunate

at least he didn't leave you that way.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 10:26:22 PM

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I was coming back from spending time with my then Dom after christmas break. I was hauling stuff up the stair into my apt. I had on these velour sweats and no underware on underneath. Just as my hands are full and I reach the top of the stairs my pants fall straight to my ankles and I'm standing there showing everyone around everything I have from the waist down. I quickly dropped all my stuff pulled my pants up and walked briskly into my apt. I then called my then Dom and he laughed his ass off and to this day still teases me about dropping my pants in public.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/3/2006 11:57:25 PM

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very good i like these

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/5/2006 3:22:23 AM

gloriousangel

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Anybody got anymore embrassing stories.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/5/2006 5:02:34 AM

MistressTheaZ

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Two that I'd share, many that I'd not.....lol.....

First one: several years ago, I was seeing a new guy who happened to have a birthday very near to Mine. We made plans to celebrate together, and the night turned into total debauchery while out and about in the city. I went back with him to his place, still clutching a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand and Jack Daniels in the other. When I decided to pounce on him sometime early that morning, he got a bit carried away considering our mutual state of inebriation...and I promptly smacked My forehead on the headboard. Nearly knocked Myself unconscious. I got to go to breakfast with his family a few hours later - My first time meeting them - hung over, little sleep, with a nice, large prominent bruise on my forehead.

Another: one of the first times I was invited to be a Guest Mistress at one of the local parties, I had planned something special with one of My playmates...to include a short fireplay at the finish. Well...standing on the stage, I took a drink of 151 and proceeded to flick the lighter to blow out a plume...and My eye catches a woman and her male companion walking toward the side of the stage, both sets of eyes on Me. It was the senior HR Manager of the company I worked for! She, dressed all in leather, leading her husband in his azzless leather chaps, looked absolutely appalled. It distracted Me enough that I blew the plume up to the side instead of straight away...and lit the decorations hanging there on fire. *snort* People scrambled in with fire extinguishers to put them out.

THAT Monday morning at work was fun.

Great thread.

~Thea

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/5/2006 5:06:39 AM

trippingdaisy

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Hahaha, i do, but it's not really BDSM related. Not truly.

When i was young, about 19 or 20, i was engaged to a man who fancied himself a Dom, but used to beg to submit to me all the time. He had a penchant for sex toys. He'd use them on me, i'd use them on him, he was happy, i was...happy most of the time. i felt very very odd topping my 'top'.

Anyway.

We were staying with my parents for a while, until he went back to school in TX. We always kept wonderful care of our toys, but we'd have to wrap them in a t-shirt or something, so we weren't carrying around sex toys in front of my mother and father.

Well. One night, we left the toys wrapped in a shirt. We forgot about them the next day. My mother decided to be nice, and do a load of our laundry. i was at rehearsal for a musical i was in, he was...i don't know where. But when i get home, my mother called me into the laundry room. When i went back there, she was calmly folding laundry, and said nonchalantly, "Something dropped on the floor, can you pick it up for me please?"

There on the floor were four sex-toys. FOUR OF THEM. A big ol' double ended, a cute little remote control vibrator, a butt plug, and one of those neat little vibrating eggs. i picked them up in a huge hurry, and raced up to my bedroom. i was UTTERLY humiliated!

She didn't mention it to me until this year. :) Almost 10 years later. She and i were talking, and actually i brought it up, because i wanted to tell her just how awesome she was for not flipping out.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/5/2006 6:09:05 AM

gloriousangel

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very good my mum would of probably used one.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 12:42:17 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: brightspot

quote:

ORIGINAL: wewantyou06

You fell, yet managed to do so holding your head high ~ a lady of class all the way [down]!!

Renee

Thanks Renee that was Sweet of you to say

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And always remember Comedy isn't Pretty!
*Brightspot

You are very welcome, my dear. I have learned to laugh at myself ~ it sure does beat crying! Who of us haven't been in embarrassing situations?

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 1:53:09 AM

keme

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I know for me it was this weekend at an event I was walking in high heels out of the hotel and BLAM the cobblestone looking walk slammed me to the ground with great force. My friends helped me to my feet and if I hadn't hurt myself so badly I would have laughed because I bet I was a sight to behold. I am sincerely grateful no one out there smoking made me feel worse than I already did. I am seriously considering only flats and bare feet at future events.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 1:55:37 AM

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Why is that women always have accidents when they are in heels?

I am so glad that I dont.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 5:39:13 AM

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*erasing my reply because it was too snotty even though I shared my pain and I get slapped with more pain over it*

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 1:33:39 PM

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oh ok

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 2:54:25 PM

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quote:

and "Wanked" accross the floor infront of 80 people

IronBear,

I did something that bad if not worse. We were all chatting in a room and I got writing about something and wanted to say I had to sleep on a loading dock.

When the damn thing got on screen I wrote I slept on a loaded dick. The room was in hysterics, especially since I had met quite a few of the people in the room.

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RE: Embrassing Moments - 6/6/2006 6:55:33 PM

Slipstreme

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I know the feeling - my first Dom broke two of his favourite toys on my butt, and it was, apparently, MY fault!

I have broken many a toy on my exposed flesh, mostly sticks of all sorts. I find it a badge of pride to do so. :P

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