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10 Thoughts to Ponder - 11/30/2011 8:32:31 PM   
Duskypearls


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Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry
and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe
years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals,
dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson
from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase
cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to
make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people
take Prozac to make it normal..

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno
peppers--what you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow.
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- - - and as someone recently said to me :
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."�
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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 11/30/2011 8:48:33 PM   
stacey4u2luv


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Status: offline 		my youth did not seem to last very long either.

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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 11/30/2011 8:54:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: stacey4u2luv

my youth did not seem to last very long either.


That is why they call it, "misspent youth."

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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 11/30/2011 10:14:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: stacey4u2luv

my youth did not seem to last very long either.


It never lasts as long as we think it will, does it? When young, we think we will be forever young, until that one day we wake up and look in that mirror, and POOF, it's gone, seemingly overnight, when we were distracted by life. It pays to pay attention.

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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 11/30/2011 10:18:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		My life has been funny in many ways. It seem my early and later years were spent in a state of adulthood, and I am only just now entering my youth. Leave it to me to do bass akwards!

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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 11/30/2011 10:19:28 PM   
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T^T

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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 12/2/2011 5:52:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


quote:

ORIGINAL: stacey4u2luv

my youth did not seem to last very long either.


It never lasts as long as we think it will, does it? When young, we think we will be forever young, until that one day we wake up and look in that mirror, and POOF, it's gone, seemingly overnight, when we were distracted by life. It pays to pay attention.



Nope it does not seem to last as long as i thought it would when young. It seemed to take forever to get out of high school and those routines. Little did i know how good i had it back then. In a hurry to grow up and make all my own decisions etc... Now at 40 i think of how fast it all went to get to 40 and sometimes think of counting by 20's 20, 40, 60, 80 etc... and how soon it could actually be over. But, then again it could be over at anytime at any age.

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RE: 10 Thoughts to Ponder - 12/2/2011 6:06:23 PM   
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