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HeatherMcLeather -> RE: how to get one (12/6/2011 7:14:57 AM)

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I doubt you will have to worry about being obsolete any time soon. After all, without men, who would take out the trash and cut the lawn?
Hey luci! Here's another post you need to complain about, boi is belittling all those wonderful men again.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: how to get one (12/7/2011 5:01:18 PM)

~FR~
Since this thread is about women who "take the money and run," I just thought I'd post this.... I was signing out of CM and this Male Dom's Profile came up on my sign-out page. He sure sounds like a financial Dom to me. Surprised the hell outta me, but male findoms ARE out there. haha

NBMG




Fornica -> RE: how to get one (12/7/2011 5:27:08 PM)

Oh my. He's...wow.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: how to get one (12/7/2011 5:31:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Oh my. He's...wow.

I know. Isn't he a trip!? lol




Fornica -> RE: how to get one (12/7/2011 5:33:43 PM)

Totally.
I wonder if any of them actually make $$?




LookieNoNookie -> RE: how to get one (12/7/2011 5:34:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Verijaa

"how to get a dominate female to play and train me. Yes I have fetishes and have read that you shouldnt lead with it and talk to the woman but how do you do that in a mesg"

First, there's no such thing as a "dominate" female. Dominate is a verb. It's what we do. Dominant is an adjective. It describes who we are. A Dominant female dominates.

Second, I've never understood why it's so damned hard to talk to a woman as a woman. How do you do that in a message? How about "Hi, I saw your profile and really enjoyed what you had to say. I'm an intelligent, educated man who would like a chance to get to know you."

Is that really so hard?


There is no DommesRUs. You aren't going to find a bunch of dominant females lined up waiting to play with a bunch of desperate newbie subs. It's about relationships, which involves actually meeting people and talking with them and at least making friends before diving into personal fetishes.

Find a local munch, talk to people, volunteer for some clean up, and learn your way around. Be a whole person, not a cock with fetishes.



But.....but.....I.....uhhmmm......my head hurts.




Lockit -> RE: how to get one (12/7/2011 5:36:56 PM)

Alright... don't make me do that again! Wenches! You knew we would have to look. I was going to happy places... thinking... oh could he be good looking? Naive I know... but after this day on the boards.. I was trying to be positive.

So I get that pussy and ass in my face and the youthful profile of a baby adult.

Pay back will be a bitch! [;)]




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 3:42:38 AM)

Profile of the Year.

If I fail to return, please assume I have died laughing.


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ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl

~FR~
Since this thread is about women who "take the money and run," I just thought I'd post this.... I was signing out of CM and this Male Dom's Profile came up on my sign-out page. He sure sounds like a financial Dom to me. Surprised the hell outta me, but male findoms ARE out there. haha

NBMG





DarkSteven -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 5:19:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine

Profile of the Year.

If I fail to return, please assume I have died laughing.



Thanks for letting us know.  I would have otherwise assumed you had hocked your computer to afford his tribute.  After all, we all know that Dommes will turn submissive once they meet a sufficiently Dominant man.




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 5:34:35 AM)

Oh, the masterly power of Cashmaster and his ilk could surely even turn you, Steven [:D]




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 9:48:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Lockit

Alright... don't make me do that again! Wenches! You knew we would have to look. I was going to happy places... thinking... oh could he be good looking? Naive I know... but after this day on the boards.. I was trying to be positive.

So I get that pussy and ass in my face and the youthful profile of a baby adult.

Pay back will be a bitch! [;)]



[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

NBMG




hangemhigh1953 -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 10:37:37 AM)

I bet cashmaster is wondering why he suddenly got a handful of profile views.[sm=evil.gif]
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ORIGINAL: Verijaa

Second, I've never understood why it's so damned hard to talk to a woman as a woman. How do you do that in a message? How about "Hi, I saw your profile and really enjoyed what you had to say. I'm an intelligent, educated man who would like a chance to get to know you."

Is that really so hard?



That's been my approach so far and it seems to be a 1-way ticket into the friendzone, if of course I'm lucky enough to get any response at all. Meanwhile, while I'm friends with these Dommes, I see that they play with all these subs who don't seem to put as much effort into it as I do. So... I disagree with that premise.




Fornica -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 10:42:43 AM)

IKR? He's probably inflating his amazon wishlist as we speak.
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ORIGINAL: hangemhigh1953

I bet cashmaster is wondering why he suddenly got a handful of profile views.[sm=evil.gif]






NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: how to get one (12/8/2011 11:28:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

IKR? He's probably inflating his amazon wishlist as we speak.
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ORIGINAL: hangemhigh1953

I bet cashmaster is wondering why he suddenly got a handful of profile views.[sm=evil.gif]




I know. I think it's funny as hell!!

NBMG




Verijaa -> RE: how to get one (12/9/2011 12:56:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hangemhigh1953

I bet cashmaster is wondering why he suddenly got a handful of profile views.[sm=evil.gif]
quote:

ORIGINAL: Verijaa

Second, I've never understood why it's so damned hard to talk to a woman as a woman. How do you do that in a message? How about "Hi, I saw your profile and really enjoyed what you had to say. I'm an intelligent, educated man who would like a chance to get to know you."

Is that really so hard?



That's been my approach so far and it seems to be a 1-way ticket into the friendzone, if of course I'm lucky enough to get any response at all. Meanwhile, while I'm friends with these Dommes, I see that they play with all these subs who don't seem to put as much effort into it as I do. So... I disagree with that premise.


Unfair as it may be, that may be more a factor of your age than anything. Girls your age aren't always very discriminating, and girls my age that prefer boys your age are a small subset. Just get out and meet people, and you'll find somebody. It takes time, for all of us.




PeonForHer -> RE: how to get one (12/9/2011 2:34:32 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

One day a chick scientist will work out how to fertilise an egg without the need for semen. At that point she will have an internal debate over the morality & whether the future of the human race needs men. Then she will read the OP's post & her mind will be made up. Cue 100 years on to a male less world.



If that were to happen, she'd kill off all the men who referred to her as a 'chick scientist' first. [;)]




iteachu -> RE: how to get one (12/9/2011 2:39:08 AM)



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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

One day a chick scientist will work out how to fertilise an egg without the need for semen. At that point she will have an internal debate over the morality & whether the future of the human race needs men. Then she will read the OP's post & her mind will be made up. Cue 100 years on to a male less world.



They already know how to fertilize a woman's egg with another woman's egg. They've known for decades. It was a man who discovered it, after another man wrote about it in science fiction. That happens a lot with science fiction, it pre-dating the actual discovery. Weird, but true. There was also a test tube baby grown to full term and she grew up into at least an older pre-teen, though after a while she stopped appearing in the news and people started talking like it never happened.

Women do not keep men around, just because it is the only means of procreation. Many women actually like men and vice versa.




BoxwineForBrunch -> RE: how to get one (12/10/2011 5:32:02 AM)

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Iv never talken to woman


it shows

edited to add, "zing" ;)




Ninebelowzero -> RE: how to get one (12/10/2011 5:37:59 AM)

Naaah just likely to be mild chastisement.
Which sounds nice.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

One day a chick scientist will work out how to fertilise an egg without the need for semen. At that point she will have an internal debate over the morality & whether the future of the human race needs men. Then she will read the OP's post & her mind will be made up. Cue 100 years on to a male less world.



If that were to happen, she'd kill off all the men who referred to her as a 'chick scientist' first. [;)]





Ninebelowzero -> RE: how to get one (12/10/2011 5:40:25 AM)

It's called humour dear, something that cannot be taught or coached.
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ORIGINAL: iteachu



quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

One day a chick scientist will work out how to fertilise an egg without the need for semen. At that point she will have an internal debate over the morality & whether the future of the human race needs men. Then she will read the OP's post & her mind will be made up. Cue 100 years on to a male less world.



They already know how to fertilize a woman's egg with another woman's egg. They've known for decades. It was a man who discovered it, after another man wrote about it in science fiction. That happens a lot with science fiction, it pre-dating the actual discovery. Weird, but true. There was also a test tube baby grown to full term and she grew up into at least an older pre-teen, though after a while she stopped appearing in the news and people started talking like it never happened.

Women do not keep men around, just because it is the only means of procreation. Many women actually like men and vice versa.





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