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Fornica -> <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:16:20 AM)

So, a dude sends me a message on here, with "his" photo attached. I had facebook open in another tab, was switching back and forth.
I looked at the guy's photo and thought, why does he look so familiar?
Then I went back on facebook.
And an ad on there caught my eye...the model in the ad, was the same photo the dude sent me...hahahahahahahaha
This amused me. I mean, what are the chances, right?
I almost felt sorry for the dumb fuck.



gungadin09 -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:24:15 AM)

i know, huh. Once word gets out, his modeling career will be kaput.




(hehehe)

pam



Fornica -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:25:01 AM)

LOL!!!!
He told me someone must've stolen his photo and used it in the facebook ad.



gungadin09 -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:25:24 AM)

Bastards!

pam



LillyBoPeep -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:26:35 AM)

hahaha noice!

I've had some like this... the excuses can be pretty legendary. :p



Fornica -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:32:43 AM)

I'm in the sort of mood to keep this going for a bit. I extended my sympathy on his photo being stolen by fb and asked to see more of his gorg mug.
His first message was telling me I'm hot. So I asked if he even looked at my profile (the profile view thing showed he had not). He said yes, but that his blood sugar was low and that was causing him vision problems (um..k? So...I'm not hot?)
That was a few weeks ago. Then this AM it started with a message telling me I'm the most beautiful woman on here (even tho my photo is completely obscure) and how awesome my profile is. I asked what part of it stood out to him. That's when he quickly looked at it (for the first time) and cp'd a random part of it. lol

This is what I do when my little one falls asleep on me and I'm trapped, but have my macbook at arms length ;)



JanahX -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 6:54:59 AM)

lol .. these fools are a dime a dozen.

Keep 'em comin'.

I love to tell em .. no Im not laughing with you .. Im laughing AT you.



searching4mysir -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 7:17:23 AM)

FR

I had a guy email me here saying "Mistress please milk me".

(I'm an owned slave and no one's mistress)

I asked him if he had a humiliation fetish.

No answer yet.



ShaharThorne -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 7:24:30 AM)

Had one guy wanting to be my toilet...never mind the fact that I want a Daddy Dom.

Hitting block was needed...grossed me out.



mnottertail -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 7:25:32 AM)

Daddy?  Can I shit down your throat?    C'mon for christs sake, learn some acting skills, if you cant pull that off, you aint got a hair on your pussy.



LillyBoPeep -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 7:34:24 AM)

geez louise, Ron.......... [X(]



JanahX -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 7:48:07 AM)

One of my more favorite thing to do lately, is when someone who sends me dumb stuff, is to send them back a random emoticon and no words. And keep sending them a different one everytime they respond. It drives them nuts.

Then with the repeat offenders .. or people that send me canned letters or have written the same shit over and over again ----> I like to copy what they wrote and send it back to them, (nothing added by me.)

Its fun to out-annoy them.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 7:51:52 AM)

Fornica, I viewed your profile and find you amazing (see how I looked before I said anything. I spent some time there too so you know I care) You are really beautiful from what I can see (like every other little Goth snowflake on the planet) I believe you must have depth of range in your soul because you quoted Anasis Nin(of course you do know some people wouldn’t know she said a quote unless you put her name under it) I personally disagree with a comment you made about professionals and if you would like to know why, though I understand that you might not, than feel free to msg me back and we can talk about it(see that I got you wondering what I'm talking about didn't I) I have to admit that the fact that you are from Canada does sort of put me off, only because I know few people from there and know very little about the country. Perhaps you could tell me a little about it so that I might understand it better (if the thing about pros doesn't rope you into msging me back maybe a little pride in country will) If you aren't interested I understand, as you most likely get many msgs a day, but I am always looking for like minded people to at least try to have a nice conversation with. I do hope that even if you choose not to respond to my msg that you have a good day. Thank you for your time.

*remove the ( ) and read it again*

Do I get a cookie now? Because I really want a cookie.

If you aren't giggling at this point someone should poke you with a stick.



Fornica -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 8:56:23 AM)

No. But you get a helping of poutine.



stellauk -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 9:52:56 AM)

Oh dear..

Something similar this morning. I've got a journal entry advertising for people to appear in a short independent film on a BDSM, theme (this time I thought I'd give the community a shot - why not?) so I get a male dom in London responding asking to know more. So I give him the details, that it's supported by events organizers, a couple of munches, will be sent to some festivals.

I explain the plot and a basic rundown of the characters, that as its mainstream too its set in an office and happens between three people in the lifestyle.

I then explain that it's non-budget, that I'm covering all the expenses, doing all the work and filming, have all the equipment and that all I expect are three people prepared to act in front of the camera long enough for me to complete filming. I say that it's profit share, promise copies of DVDs, I'll lay on food, and it's a great opportunity for him to be able to turn up at events and such and get to know people.

Him 'Is there any foot worship? I'd like to try some foot worship.'
Me 'Er no, I've already explained it's set in an office during working hours. I can send you the script. There's no foot worship in the script, but I dunno, if you're nice to the actresses during filming one of them might indulge you.'

Him: 'But I've always wanted to try foot worship. And what's TG?'
Me 'Transgendered..'
Him 'Really? Interesting. How far have you gone? All the way? Got boobs?'
Me 'I'd rather we discuss the film project.'
Him 'Sorry, not interested.'

We're talking of someone in their 40's. Seriously, at this point I just give up.



kalikshama -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 10:03:35 AM)

quote:

I'm in the sort of mood to keep this going for a bit. I extended my sympathy on his photo being stolen by fb and asked to see more of his gorg mug.


Tell him to send FB a DMCA:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_Millennium_Copyright_Act

http://www.facebook.com/legal/copyright.php



MissImmortalPain -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 10:19:39 AM)

But I don't really care for french fries...and I wanted a cookie. You are just like every other goth snowflake....black on the inside. You're mean. I would cry if I could remember how.[:D]



Fornica -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 10:25:34 AM)

I'm no goth! I'm a squishy, large chested mother of 5. I just wanted to compete with the other angst ridden pix :D
Stella, omg.



needlesandpins -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 11:09:26 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Fornica, I viewed your profile and find you amazing (see how I looked before I said anything. I spent some time there too so you know I care) You are really beautiful from what I can see (like every other little Goth snowflake on the planet) I believe you must have depth of range in your soul because you quoted Anasis Nin(of course you do know some people wouldn’t know she said a quote unless you put her name under it) I personally disagree with a comment you made about professionals and if you would like to know why, though I understand that you might not, than feel free to msg me back and we can talk about it(see that I got you wondering what I'm talking about didn't I) I have to admit that the fact that you are from Canada does sort of put me off, only because I know few people from there and know very little about the country. Perhaps you could tell me a little about it so that I might understand it better (if the thing about pros doesn't rope you into msging me back maybe a little pride in country will) If you aren't interested I understand, as you most likely get many msgs a day, but I am always looking for like minded people to at least try to have a nice conversation with. I do hope that even if you choose not to respond to my msg that you have a good day. Thank you for your time.

*remove the ( ) and read it again*

Do I get a cookie now? Because I really want a cookie.

If you aren't giggling at this point someone should poke you with a stick.



i giggled so no stick poking here.....well actually....

however, i do wonder how many guys would copy that. i know i'm going to to send to loads of select people who i think are just amazing. sits here thinking of all the beautiful mistress' who will now be falling into my pm box.......damn it, hang on a second, i'm straight. bloody hell this site is just no good at all.

op, i too get stupid random pm's from guys who haven't read my profile. they tell me that it's really good and they are interested in getting to know me better because of it. we have so many interests that are the same and they would just love to serve me. i've had one guy who has sent me a variation of 'hello there' on numerous occasions although i've ignored him everytime just as my profile says i will. then i told him straight to stop messaging me, which he did for a while. his last message earn him a blocking. actually i've had a couple like that.

the best ones are from the doms who write and say 'you can message me when you see me online'. oh really? well gee ain't i all honoured and everything.

you know, i really did think i'd been as blunt and to the point as possible, but it would seem i'm saying something between the lines that i am not awear of.

i must admit though that i do sometimes like to play along too with the ones who have fake pics. strangely they never respond lol

needles



needlesandpins -> RE: <facepalm> (12/7/2011 11:17:05 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

FR

I had a guy email me here saying "Mistress please milk me".

(I'm an owned slave and no one's mistress)

I asked him if he had a humiliation fetish.

No answer yet.


i've had that one too. it was one of those things that had my playmate said it in play i'd have thought nothing of it. but as a random pm from a total stranger....my though was eeewwwwwww

needles



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