Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros

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Rule -> Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 4:45:10 AM)
Why cannot them folks wear a hat or a cap like all normal lizards do? Or is it just because they speak Spanish? For that matter: why do the Spanish speak Spanish like the Spanish do? Why cannot they speak Spanish like the speakers of the Germanic languages do? Spanish would be such a more beautiful language without all those slurred vowels. Also: when a Spanish person says wwowel, one never knows whether he meant vowel or bowel. Why is that? Why cannot they pronounce the v and the b properly? Why cannot purple polka dotted lizards dress properly?

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 4:46:14 AM)
You're wrong!

PurePleasure2 -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 4:48:03 AM)
I thought lizards have a British accent like the Geico commercial one does.

JanahX -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 4:48:49 AM)
Press 1: for english Press 2: for espanol

ShaharThorne -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 5:36:19 AM)
Time to lay off the eggnog, Rule!

gungadin09 -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 5:37:25 AM)
Way to go, Rule!!!!!! pam

poise -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 7:10:05 AM)
Yo soy lagarto Señor, y no habla el idioma del amor! [image]local://upfiles/1031783/3E336BDE8D3645149EAD16AB358C66FC.jpg[/image]

LaTigresse -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 7:40:55 AM)
Poise, you ROCK!

LillyBoPeep -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 7:42:53 AM)
♥ poise ♥

Rule -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 8:09:01 AM)
Thank you, Pam. Good post, poise.

GreedyTop -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 9:35:14 AM)
LMAO!! leave it to you, Poise to come up with that pic!! Rule.. I think lizards should be allowed to whichever kind of chapeau suits their body shape and skintype.. erm, tone..

Rule -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 2:30:26 PM)
Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros Are the hottest gunslinging hero's. So it is important for them to keep to the shade Ere the blazing Sun makes their life force fade. Hence it is why purple polka dotted lizards are wearing sombreros.

tazzygirl -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 3:42:56 PM)
quote: Why cannot purple polka dotted lizards dress properly? Because they were circumcised.

Rule -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 4:07:03 PM)
Why do bats wear hats? Why do not they wear sombrero's like purple polka dotted lizards do? Is it because of air resistance?

GreedyTop -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/8/2011 10:23:21 PM)
I think the brims on sombreros are too wide to work with bats ears....

favesclava -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/9/2011 6:36:31 AM)
Que carajo es wwowel ? Have you ever had a natural tan girl whisper huskily in your ear ay papi ? dont think it would have the same effect in German. but to each his/her own if guttural languages is what floats your boat. i did like poise's lagarto . wonder why he doesnt speak the language of love ?

Rule -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/9/2011 6:45:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava Que carajo es wwowel ? It is either 'vowel' or 'bowel' as pronounced by a Spanish speaking purple polka dotted lizard wearing a sombrero. Since nobody has answered the question why bats do not wear sombrero's, I offer my solution: they do not because they are active at night only and therefore do not require the shade against the Sun that a sombrero provides.

favesclava -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/9/2011 7:02:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rule quote: ORIGINAL: favesclava Que carajo es wwowel ? It is either 'vowel' or 'bowel' as pronounced by a Spanish speaking purple polka dotted lizard wearing a sombrero. Since nobody has answered the question why bats do not wear sombrero's, I offer my solution: they do not because they are active at night only and therefore do not require the shade against the Sun that a sombrero provides. ok got it . if i ever meet a Spanish speaking purple polka dotted lizard wearing a sombrero i will work it into the conversation just to hear him/ her say it.

Rule -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/9/2011 7:55:11 AM)
That is the spirit! [sm=applause.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: Purple polka dotted lizards wearing sombreros (12/9/2011 8:42:47 AM)
wait.. you didnt see my comment re: the brims being too wide?

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