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What is so offensive about the cone??


I want strawberry!
  8% (3)
I want chocolate!
  17% (6)
How dare you question my powerful kinkiness!
  17% (6)
I'm too twue to be nilla
  8% (3)
pancakes!
  11% (4)
Don't tread on me...
  0% (0)
Oh baby - assless chaps!
  2% (1)
There's candy in that van over there...
  8% (3)
I cause subs to swoon when I walk by.
  14% (5)
Send me money, you loser scumworms!
  8% (3)


Total Votes : 34
(last vote on : 10/8/2012 6:51:02 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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LillyBoPeep -> What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 12:51:20 AM)

Why do you think people find the vanilla cone so alarming?




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 12:56:37 AM)

I think people see a stigma behind it. Vanilla on a kinky site? Why thats like being called a whore when youre a good girl at a Christian school !




gungadin09 -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 1:13:15 AM)

Nothing.

pam




Rule -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 4:17:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep
Why do you think people find the vanilla cone so alarming?

I haven't paid attention for a long time to the issue. However, I find the response it stimulates exceedingly useful: you immediately get a revealing indication about the psychology of that particular person. So hurray for this tool.




xxblushesxx -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 5:11:34 AM)

I almost picked the candy one 'cause it was funny, (and there was candy involved!) but I picked my incredible kinkiness...




poise -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 5:45:03 AM)

Assless chaps AND vanilla ice cream for the win!




LillyBoPeep -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 5:50:45 AM)

I love vanilla ice cream. I'm all about modularity, and it's the perfect base for everything!




barelynangel -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 5:53:48 AM)

Its pure and innocent reminding us of carefree days -- no really it does lol.

And on a kink site who the hell wants to be reminded of pure and innocent.




DesFIP -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:13:03 AM)

There's no hot fudge on it. Ice cream is always better with hot fudge.

But ice cream is great. I've said in the past that I would be perfectly happy if we started with a vanilla cone and worked our way up to banana splits. Except all that ice cream might get more fat threads, and that's a definite down side.




barelynangel -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:23:17 AM)

See now that would work because banana splits are very kinky grins.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:45:52 AM)

PANCAKES!!

OMG I have a friend on Fet who (like me) goes HAYWIRE over the phrase "assless chaps" BEING ASSLESS IS WHAT MAKES THEM CHAPS, PEOPLE!! If they had asses they would be PANTS!!

This rant brought to you via the Pigtails Channel. [;)]




xxblushesxx -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:49:24 AM)

The pigtails channel! Hibbie you say the cutest things.
You are TOO adorable.
(but please don't change)




LillyBoPeep -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:52:06 AM)

Hahaha Hibbie :)
I stand up for opprtunities to say "assless" in context! That's my right as an american citizen!




Tantriqu -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:53:36 AM)

Swoonage.
With real vanilla bean seeds, a core of chili-flaked molten fudge, and a fresh cherry, with stem.




Marc2b -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 6:58:53 AM)

quote:

Why do you think people find the vanilla cone so alarming?


I think most people just don't want to be identified as vanilla on a site for people who don't consider themselves vanilla. The vanilla cone is a vexation for most newbies, myself included. When I first signed onto Collarme I must have spent two hours trying to figure out how to get rid of the damn thing! Finally I pleaded to the powers that be that, if I had to be ice cream, couldn't I at least be peanut butter ice cream? My pleas were denied.




Marc2b -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 7:00:19 AM)

quote:

I think people see a stigma behind it. Vanilla on a kinky site? Why thats like being called a whore when youre a good girl at a Christian school !


Since this is a kink site, would that be the other way around? "I'm not a good Catholic girl, I'm a whore damnit!"




LillyBoPeep -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 7:06:37 AM)

I think I might've been perplexed by it when I first came here under a different name. But I don't really even remember. :p

What do you think would be a better replacement?

I wish I could've kept the handcuffs, personally. :p




Hillwilliam -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 7:08:42 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

quote:

I think people see a stigma behind it. Vanilla on a kinky site? Why thats like being called a whore when youre a good girl at a Christian school !


Since this is a kink site, would that be the other waty around? "I'm not a good Catholic girl, I'm a whore damnit!"

C'mon, Marc. You gotta admit that theres few things as hot and fun as totally corrupting a "good Catholic girl".




SorceressJ -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 7:13:56 AM)

I have yet to meet a single living human soul who has found my cones offensive. [:D] Just sayin'.

ETA: I also find asslessness to be very sad and completely avoidable. I have plenty of extra ass right here, if anyone would like to have the excess..




Marc2b -> RE: What is so offensive about the cone?? (12/9/2011 7:15:34 AM)

quote:

think I might've been perplexed by it when I first came here under a different name. But I don't really even remember. :p

What do you think would be a better replacement?

I wish I could've kept the handcuffs, personally. :p


I wouldn't replace it. Now that I know what the deal is, it doesn't bother me. You don't have it very long (25 posts I think) and, besides, its fun watching newbies get all perplexed about it... kind of like when you're a senior in high school watching the freshmen get lost - just like you did - looking for their classes.

I like the cuffs too. I'm tired of the paddles, they last to long.




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