MistrixMsE
Posts: 198
Joined: 1/3/2010 From: Chicago, USA - Touring Internationally Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero Childbirth. So easy even a woman can do it. F U tossers! When you can handle 20 *DAYS* of labor, only 8 hrs of which was medicated... and push an 8.3 lb 23 inch bumpy missle out yer urethra, after said missle wedges its feet against your ribs & straighten its egs, breaking your rib just in time to PUSH... get back and talk to me... If you cant imagine what that is like, lie back on this table and i'll fist your cock with a fresh manicure & no lube....
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Sadist with a sense of humor... your predicament amuses me.
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