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omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 5:18:38 AM   
BoxwineForBrunch


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WHAT DO I DO? AM I GAY NOW???

do i must send them tribute? HELP!!!

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 5:39:03 AM   
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Yes. You are now accidently gay. It happens quite often, especially when a dominate man starts emailing a female sub online, but later finds out she is a he. You'll get used to it. : )

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 5:43:17 AM   
Fornica


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The want to have teh secks with you.
Bend over.
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ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

WHAT DO I DO? AM I GAY NOW???

do i must send them tribute? HELP!!!



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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 7:14:57 AM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

The want to have teh secks with you.
Bend over.
quote:

ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

WHAT DO I DO? AM I GAY NOW???

do i must send them tribute? HELP!!!




Oh Fornica and Boxwine, you've just given me my first laugh of the day. THANK YOU!


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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 7:25:55 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

WHAT DO I DO? AM I GAY NOW???

do i must send them tribute? HELP!!!


They are the Lube Nazi!

No Lube for YOU!

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 7:28:54 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

WHAT DO I DO? AM I GAY NOW???

do i must send them tribute? HELP!!!


YES you are now teh gay. YOU MUST TAKE ME SHOPPPING NAO!!

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 9:09:21 AM   
BoxwineForBrunch


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well that's just swell. all i want is to find a dominate woman and make to serve her in the true way and now i'm gay AND it is costing me money. THANKS INTERNET.


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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 9:22:53 AM   
Fornica


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Are you going to make me make you suck sausage?
btw- you belong to me now, even though your ghey, because i just said so, and im a domino

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 11:20:27 AM   
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Classic all postees my 1st good laugh of the day. Thanks.

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 12:34:58 PM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

The want to have teh secks with you.
Bend over.
quote:

ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

WHAT DO I DO? AM I GAY NOW???

do i must send them tribute? HELP!!!




I really don't think so!


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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 12:40:03 PM   
seababy


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Awesome posts thanks for the laugh guys.

"accidently gay"deserves a whole thread of its own

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 12:41:59 PM   
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It puts the lotion on it's skin!

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 12:42:36 PM   
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Yay!!!!!  Less competition for da wimmins!!!!

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 6:04:36 PM   
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They didn't tell you about this place huh ?

That's another one, oh well. Just go along with it.

T^T

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 9:22:34 PM   
ResidentSadist


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AM I GAY NOW???

If you have to ask, then the answer is yes. 

Now go make make many tributes to bears and obey all their anal wishes!


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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/12/2011 9:35:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BoxwineForBrunch

well that's just swell. all i want is to find a dominate woman and make to serve her in the true way and now i'm gay AND it is costing me money. THANKS INTERNET.



I bet you can find a qualified hypnotist to hypnotize you via text messaging and fix you right up. I get a lot of those offers. I'll forward my next one to you.

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/13/2011 4:55:54 PM   
GreedyTop


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geez, I go outta town for a couple of days and miss the hilarity!!

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/13/2011 5:06:23 PM   
SorceressJ


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Holy ROTFLMFAO, Batman..

Crap, wait a minnit here. Does that mean that every time one of my homegrrls from the boards looks at my profile, it lezzes me out?!
Wait, I already like grrls (iz teh bi). False alarm, nm..

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/13/2011 11:09:48 PM   
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If I look at your profile, will you send Me money? I won't make you do anything nasty or icky or call you vile names. Just send da cash.

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RE: omg dudes have been looking at my profile!!! - 12/14/2011 8:41:15 AM   
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Less competition for da wimmins!!!!
And along came Jane van Dyke to ruin things for you.

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