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Fornica -> BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 11:39:42 AM)
If you can't laugh at yourself, you can always laugh at others. Got any good blooper stories? My bff tied her gf up last night for the first time. They had it all planned out beautifully...and just as she had her all secure, and blindfolded, she reached back to grab something...and fell off the bed and whacked her head on the dresser..lol. The gf was still blindfolded, calling out to see wtf happened, and if she was okay. They ended up watching a movie instead.

SweetCheri -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 11:49:55 AM)
There was this one time a dildo didn't stay where it was put when a certain somebody decided to whack a certain somebody else really hard. Shot right out!!

ashjor911 -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 11:52:21 AM)
funny altho you need to some clearing, what dose the blooper,bff means?

mnottertail -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 11:53:00 AM)
best friends forever I cracked my ribs once, and broke the workbench, but the backstory is to large to detail on the internet. Bigger than life, that's me.

Fornica -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 12:03:22 PM)
Cheri~ that's funny..did you laugh? Ashjor~ blooper is a mistake, but a funny one (usually!) and bff = best friends forever

Fornica -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 12:04:23 PM)
Aw, come on. At least a bit of the tale! quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail best friends forever I cracked my ribs once, and broke the workbench, but the backstory is to large to detail on the internet. Bigger than life, that's me.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 12:18:27 PM)
Back when me & the ex used to play we had a big problem with the central heating, her dad was a plumber & offered to fix it. So we left a key under a stone for him & went to work. We came home to find he'd had to replace a load of pipe undere the bedroom floor. This meant he had moved the bed & boy he found everything which he had lined up on the pillows. She was absolutely mortified. Years before that I was seeing a girl who was a gusher, & we had a specific sex towel, after a Saturday evening shag session in various rooms we dried each other off & left it in the kitchen on the side. My mate came round & we hada take out, after washing the rib sauce from round his face we watched him dry himself off with said towel. To this day I've never told him but grin every time I see him. I also got busted with the same girl & charged with public indecency & dangerous driving in my MG I was being fellated whilst driving. 6 points & £100 fine with £25 costs. Worth every fucking penny to see that in the papers.

RexCorvus -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 1:19:39 PM)
Wife and I had another woman handcuffed to the headboard so that we could do awful, terrible, delightful things to her. She was squirming and struggling and begging to be released. And then the (cheap) handcuffs broke, and she was free. All three of us laughed enough that it kind of killed the BDSM mood.

kalikshama -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 1:22:25 PM)
My play partner last year always made me laugh while he was torturing me, invariably sending the magic bullet shooting out.

kalikshama -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 1:24:55 PM)
Gerald's Game

Ishtarr -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 1:36:41 PM)
An ex of mine was playing with a friend of ours while I was out of the country (Amsterdam, we where in Belgium at the time). At one point, I get a panicked call from the ex asking where the keys to our police grade handcuffs where. Apparently, he had shackled her to our wrought iron 4 poster bed with it. I had to remind him that we had agreed months before that because of a tendency of those small keys had for getting lost, I had the last remaining copy on my keychain... in my pocket... a 100 miles away. [:D] He ended up using a hacksaw to cut off a piece of our bed and took her to a locksmith to get the handcuffs removed... just in time for the poor girl to catch her last train home to her parents, where she was spending the weekends.

MusicalBoredom -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 2:58:22 PM)
My funniest was when I was in college and tied my live in gf in the closet. She was bound rather elaborately and had gag and blindfold. The doorbell rang and it was her parents. In a panic I closed the closet door and had them in. I talked to them for a few minutes while I explained (lied) that their darling daughter was at a friends for the weekend and wouldn't be back. They left and I got her out. We laughed for 2 straight weeks I think. I do wish someone would bring back the latex panty thread. Was it Cali maybe? Anyway, there was a whole discussion about how unsexy a fart bubble moving around your latex undies is.

willbeurdaddy -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 2:59:53 PM)
FR I got back to the office after a trip to Vegas, entertaining a friend, and had to head straight to another flight for a meeting in another city. I locked my bag of tricks in the cabinet in my office and headed out. The next morning I get a call that the office had been broken into. I got there and the cabinet was broken into and everything thrown around on the floor (except an awesome pair of stainless steel spreader bars that the bastiches took). Not only were there several people in the office before I got there to see it, but the police wouldnt let me touch any of it until it was dusted, so another 5 or 6 people saw the spread.

MusicalBoredom -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 3:01:37 PM)
I'm sorry Willbe but that's funny!

willbeurdaddy -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 3:04:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom I'm sorry Willbe but that's funny! Looking back it is, not so much at the time!

PeonForHer -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 3:23:38 PM)
Once, recently, I talked to a woman at a bus stop, and she was friendly in return. I was telling my mother all about it on the phone. She couldn't stop laughing!

slvemike4u -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 4:02:45 PM)
I have an unfortunate habit of laughing at inappropriate times.With some Dommes this is not an issue,one Domme took it personal and was determined to stop the laughter...so She hit harder....and harder and I just kept laughing,after all the laughter is caused by nervousness...and I was getting a little nervous.Perhpas the worse beating I ever took...I was laughing to hard to safe out,She finally admitted "defeat" and stopped. We had a long talk after my bruises were attended to,one I should have had with her prior to playing....all ended well,and we enjoyed many a play date after this.

Soyokaze -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 4:42:48 PM)
I had someone playing with a tens unit in a rather sensitive area. She went to spin the dial off but twisted it the wrong way to max... Apparently, the sight of me jumping straight into the air was quite funny. I didn't think so much >.<

MariaB -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 4:58:37 PM)
I was once doing an interrogation scene with a guy who was all trussed up and on his knees. Things had really heated up and it was around the time he was pleading and begging that I crouched down to look him in the eye and farted loudly. We both got the giggles [:)]

BKSir -> RE: BDSM Bloopers (12/12/2011 5:12:24 PM)
Hm, I think one of my favorites was when we were at a store, doing some shopping, just standing around and looking at clothes. Well, he had a strategically placed, radio control, vibrating egg equipped, and I, of course had the control in my pocket. Consider it, if you will, an invisible and effective leash... Now, I am a creature of habit. My keys and other miscellaneous items go in my right pocket, my phone goes in my left pocket. Nothing, aside from possibly receipts, goes into my left pocket with my phone. EVER. Well... almost ever. So he thought nothing of me reaching into my pocket when my phone rang, and I thought nothing of it either... until I bumped the "on" button to the remote, which shouldn't have even been in there. He lets out this AMAZING squeak and almost fell on the floor. His face was bright red, once I realized what happened, I started laughing my ass off. Of course, nobody else around had ANY clue what was going on (most likely). I finally decided, once I was no longer laughing too much to actually THINK, to turn it off, but the memory lasts and always makes me chuckle. The look on his face was just priceless!

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