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talibahh -> how (as a slave/sub) to give more than 100% (5/29/2006 4:13:16 AM)
*Giving more than 100%* *From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:* *What equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?* *Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?* *All of us (at some point) have heard where someone wants you to give more than 100%.* *How about achieving 103%?* *What equals 100% in life or servitude?* *Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer these questions and hopefully suceed in being a pleasing sub/slave:* *IF:* *A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z* *is represented as:* *1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26* *Then:* *H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =* *8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* *and:* *K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =* *11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%* *BUT:* *A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =* *1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%* *And:* *B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =* *2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%* *AND... look how far ass-kissing will take you:* *A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =* *1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%* *Therefore... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:* *While Hardwork, and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top!!!* *Don't you just love it???* *(wish i could take the credit for this... but i can't... author unknown)* *Hope you have all learned something about how to please your Dom/me or Master/Mistress... [;)]* *cheekily,* *tali [:D]*

nawdylilgirl -> RE: how (as a slave/sub) to give more than 100% (6/18/2006 6:32:59 PM)
lol very funny talibahh thanks for the laugh

joyinslavery -> RE: how (as a slave/sub) to give more than 100% (6/18/2006 6:41:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: talibahh *Giving more than 100%* *From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:* *What equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?* *Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?* *All of us (at some point) have heard where someone wants you to give more than 100%.* *How about achieving 103%?* *What equals 100% in life or servitude?* *Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer these questions and hopefully suceed in being a pleasing sub/slave:* *IF:* *A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z* *is represented as:* *1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26* *Then:* *H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =* *8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* *and:* *K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =* *11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%* *BUT:* *A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =* *1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%* *And:* *B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =* *2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%* *AND... look how far ass-kissing will take you:* *A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =* *1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%* *Therefore... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:* *While Hardwork, and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top!!!* *Don't you just love it???* *(wish i could take the credit for this... but i can't... author unknown)* *Hope you have all learned something about how to please your Dom/me or Master/Mistress... [;)]* *cheekily,* *tali [:D]* talibahh, that is really funny (and pretty accurate I think!)! Thanks for the giggle...had to save this one!

Craftsman -> RE: how (as a slave/sub) to give more than 100% (6/19/2006 12:01:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: joyinslavery quote: ORIGINAL: talibahh *Giving more than 100%* *From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes something like this:* *What equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?* *Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?* *All of us (at some point) have heard where someone wants you to give more than 100%.* *How about achieving 103%?* *What equals 100% in life or servitude?* *Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you to answer these questions and hopefully suceed in being a pleasing sub/slave:* *IF:* *A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z* *is represented as:* *1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26* *Then:* *H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =* *8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* *and:* *K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =* *11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%* *BUT:* *A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =* *1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%* *And:* *B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T =* *2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%* *AND... look how far ass-kissing will take you:* *A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G =* *1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%* *Therefore... one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:* *While Hardwork, and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-Kissing that will put you over the top!!!* *Don't you just love it???* *(wish i could take the credit for this... but i can't... author unknown)* *Hope you have all learned something about how to please your Dom/me or Master/Mistress... [;)]* *cheekily,* *tali [:D]* talibahh, that is really funny (and pretty accurate I think!)! Thanks for the giggle...had to save this one! Every time I count this up, it comes up as 127, not 118. So asskissing gets you even farther than advertised.

talibahh -> RE: how (as a slave/sub) to give more than 100% (6/19/2006 12:09:13 AM)
Craftsman... lol [:D] maths never was a strong point of mine [&:] (actually... shhhh! i never bothered to add it up... i must be one of those souls who is just too trusting [;)]) but if it gets me even further... all the better! [:D] tali

enigmabrat -> RE: how (as a slave/sub) to give more than 100% (6/19/2006 10:33:32 PM)
LOL too funny

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