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me4oru -> gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 11:24:12 AM)

not sure if i can post this here...i have a friend,,, a wonderful bbw lady....i want to give her an xmas gift she will never forget...if U got a 7 inch+ fat =DICK I would like to arrange a fuck date for her...i will renumerate you...pm me if interested...edmonton area




crazyml -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 11:29:47 AM)

Have you tried your local craigs list?

And nope, I'm not sure this is the right place, but I'm not sure where else I'd suggest you put it.

But that may be because I'm pledged not to be snarky.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 11:33:57 AM)

~Pondering the woman who would appreciate sex with a stranger chosen by someone not her significant other~




xxblushesxx -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 12:20:45 PM)

Sought or for sale?




GreedyTop -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 12:35:02 PM)

~FR~ personally, I'd be highly offended.. wtf? do you think she is incapable of finding her own fuckbuddy?

seriously, you'd be better off getting her a gift certificate for a spa or manicure.




searching4mysir -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 12:47:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

~FR~ personally, I'd be highly offended.. wtf? do you think she is incapable of finding her own fuckbuddy?

seriously, you'd be better off getting her a gift certificate for a spa or manicure.


Exactly.


OP - how well do you know this "friend"? I know if any friend of mine attempted this, they would cease to be a friend. I'm a BBW and if all I want is no-strings sex, I can find it quite easily. Your gift is essentially telling her "you are so fat and fugly and hard up I have to PAY someone to fuck you". That isn't exactly a compliment.




LaTigresse -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 12:54:28 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

~FR~ personally, I'd be highly offended.. wtf? do you think she is incapable of finding her own fuckbuddy?

seriously, you'd be better off getting her a gift certificate for a spa or manicure.


This.

And OP........YOU.......are a DUMBASS.

(Even if that does get me a pretty gold bordered love letter and show the door. It's worth it for that.) SHEESH!




tj444 -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 12:58:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml
Have you tried your local craigs list?

And nope, I'm not sure this is the right place, but I'm not sure where else I'd suggest you put it.

But that may be because I'm pledged not to be snarky.

just outta curiousity.. when are your 7 days of snarkless sobriety ending? 7 days isnt really that long tho.. they say it takes 21 days to change a habit.. [:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 12:59:52 PM)

it has been more than a week already. I think ML has done way good ;)




DarkSteven -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:03:21 PM)

OP, aside from everything mentioned by the others - is prostitution legal in Canada?




crazyml -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:06:14 PM)

Oh fuck ... it feels like it's been a year. One more day and I'll be getting my snark on.




GreedyTop -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:07:29 PM)

does that mean I can get MY snark on, since I agreed to your challenge?




Ninebelowzero -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:08:19 PM)

OP what are you paying?




tj444 -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:08:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: crazyml

Oh fuck ... it feels like it's been a year. One more day and I'll be getting my snark on.

oh oh... sounds like you are gonna go on a snark bender... [:D]




stellauk -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:08:49 PM)

Not sure if I understood the OP but..

7 inches? Fat? Dick?

I know he's put on a bit of weight recently but I wouldn't call him fat.

I have the thing..

Mr Mister - Broken Wings

I think the 7 inches was just vinyl, but I'm sure you can get a CD single of Richard Page singing the song with his band Mr Mister.

I'm sure if you play that while you're on your fuck date with your lady it will be unforgettable.

Hope it helps.




amaidiamond -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:10:41 PM)

snark celibacy...... uurghh noooooo anything but that.




crazyml -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:12:27 PM)

Fuck yes GT... let's cook us up a snarkathon baby!




Hillwilliam -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:13:23 PM)

Damn. Mine's too big.

Oh well, better luck next time.


ETA, maybe I could 'short stroke' her?




poise -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:21:42 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: me4oru

not sure if i can post this here...i have a friend,,, a wonderful bbw lady....i want to give her an xmas gift she will never forget...if U got a 7 inch+ fat =DICK I would like to arrange a fuck date for her...i will renumerate you...pm me if interested...edmonton area


Why not fuck eff her yourself? I'm sure as much as she would like to, she would never forget it.

my apologies to my fellow forum posters for dropping the f bomb...sort of. [&o]




crazyml -> RE: gift 4 friend (12/14/2011 1:40:30 PM)

You are so not sorry.

<just sayin>




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