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LookieNoNookie -> I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 7:42:18 PM)

All the hot chics are subs.....or switches....or lesbians (and I clearly can't become a Lesbian)....so...Dom it is.

On your damn knees!

NOW!!!!!

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways.....wait....no.....on your fucking knees....NOW!!!!!)


(Waiting around to see if anyone buys this).




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 7:46:57 PM)

Ummmmm......did you just say that I wasn't hot????




Kaliko -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 7:47:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

All the hot chics are subs.....or switches....or lesbians (and I clearly can't become a Lesbian)....so...Dom it is.

On your damn knees!

NOW!!!!!

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways.....wait....no.....on your fucking knees....NOW!!!!!)


(Waiting around to see if anyone buys this).



I tried acting like a Domme once....for, like, an hour.

Come to think of it, he did buy it. It wasn't the worst way to spend an hour.




Fornica -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 7:48:45 PM)

We're ugly?!




Hillwilliam -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 7:52:11 PM)

Looks like someone is cruisin' for a bruisin'.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 8:14:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ummmmm......did you just say that I wasn't hot????


You could become a lesbian, or at least do a girl on girl (I, unfortunately, do not have that option).

See....you have options....I've been limited by my sex.

It's a burden I deal with daily.

(Frankly....I don't know how I get through the day).




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 8:21:47 PM)

YOU JUST SAID MEN DON'T WANT ME!!!

I am APPALLED!!





LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 8:54:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

YOU JUST SAID MEN DON'T WANT ME!!!

I am APPALLED!!




I'm appalled too.

Well, actually, I'm enthralled.....(but I didn't know how to spell it).




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 9:14:29 PM)

You are SO taking me and the capy driving around in that Pacer!




EmilyRocks -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/14/2011 10:27:56 PM)

Then you need to learn to write like a Dom.

Here's an edit of your OP with the proper Domish spelling and phraseology.

all teh hawt bich r subbies.....or faykz....or pretending 2 be lezbies (and I clearly can't believe a lezbo can exist anyway)....so...Dominate it is.

On u dam neez!

NAO!!!!!

Now that's the stuff that will make us fall to our knees in worshipful adoration!!




Kana -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 7:23:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

All the hot chics are subs.....or switches....or lesbians (and I clearly can't become a Lesbian)....so...Dom it is.

On your damn knees!

NOW!!!!!

(Said, of course in the most submissive of ways.....wait....no.....on your fucking knees....NOW!!!!!)


(Waiting around to see if anyone buys this).



I tried acting like a Domme once....for, like, an hour.

Come to think of it, he did buy it. It wasn't the worst way to spend an hour.


Fucking pro-dommes.  [:-]







NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 12:20:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ummmmm......did you just say that I wasn't hot????

Yes, I think he DID say we're not hot. Judging by my Inbox, I beg to differ. [:D] No. Wait!! I don't beg at all. I just differ. haha




DaddySatyr -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:11:35 PM)

There are plenty of ladies I find "hot" (I prefer "beautiful" but, there ya go).

If I find out they're dominant, lesbian, too young, too old, too ... whatever, I just add them to the list of the millions of ladies that wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire and move along.

While not a submissive or a switch, there are a few dominant ladies, here with whom I have traded some humor and what-not and find it hard to imagine that submissives would not find them to be completely desirable ([sarcasm] and I'd do 'em, if they'd just submit, damn it![/sarcasm])



Peace and comfort,



Michael




Hillwilliam -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:13:39 PM)

Just use your Uber Domliness and convert em Satyr.[8D]




DaddySatyr -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:15:41 PM)

Ya know, my powers of perception are pretty well honed. My power of deductive reasoning is pretty good.

But, I have found that my powers over "climbing over the top" of a female dominant are a freaking joke ! LOL!



Peace and comfort,



Michael




Lucylastic -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:16:16 PM)

Im too married, too fat, too far away, too liberal, too soft, too bitchy, too sadistic, too kind.
not lesbian, not even bi, and enjoy getting my ass flogged for most people, heh
BUT I dunt care:)




Ninebelowzero -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:20:19 PM)

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body, I need a hostage release team pronto.




Lucylastic -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:25:36 PM)

you are simply a tart!!! n no better than you should be!
grins




Ninebelowzero -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:28:31 PM)

Can't argue with that.

Loves ya sweetie.




Lucylastic -> RE: I'm gonna become a Dom. (12/15/2011 1:34:19 PM)

feelins mutual :) [;)]




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