MistressDarkArt
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Welcome to CM! "Beware the penguins?" Reminds me of a joke: Man walks into a whorehouse and asks what $25 will get him. The madam points to the prettiest woman in the house and says, "would you like a penguin from her?" "Oh goody, a penguin, yes!" he laughs in delight, not knowing what a penguin is but figuring with a woman like that it has to be hot. She holds out her hand, and leads him behind a closed door. "OK, stand on the other side of the room and drop your pants, but don't take them off." Absolutely thrilled, he does. "OK, now walk toward me..." And she leaves the room, closing the door in his face. Much better in person as an AV, but it's the best I can do in text format.
< Message edited by MistressDarkArt -- 12/14/2011 9:42:39 PM >
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