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MyMaster1 -> RE: Used cars with a new paint job... (12/17/2011 12:48:05 AM)
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A pimp-tight translation for da dumb fuk who dozent get da humore: Yo, yo... Once upon uh tyme, an not long agoh, uh healthy, wealthy, an' very wise nigga, go into da new `64 showroom ta check-out da latest models. Out o' da corner o' hiz eye, he spotted uh freshly-painted, albeit older, used model bitch, in da Used `64 Lot. He walked ova, an' gently lifted up da hood. Only ta discover dat indeeed all da parts wuz either worn-out an' rusty az fuk, or nots able ta function properlee, cuz o' way dem haz gotz wayyyy too much usage an' mileage an stuf. He walked away like uh gentleman, only ta hear sum dum fuk onlooker muttering somethin` bout "ah knew you wazn't in here seriously looking - ah seen threw yo' bullshit da moment you entered into da room." Smiling ta himself, he nodded ta da on-lookers admiring how he presented himeself, an' his fedora... an' walked out o' da premises, feeling pimp-tight dat he did not gots ta waste any mo' o' his precious tyme on new models dat don' gots "it", an'/or sum older models who either lost "it" or never had "it" in da first fukin place. da end. :-) in the hood... dat is.
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