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Lucylastic -> RE: female domination (12/18/2011 9:13:51 AM)

snorts wildly at Poise



Higuysitsme -> RE: female domination (12/18/2011 1:16:05 PM)

Lol. Fornica and poise; thanks for the laughs!



Casteele -> RE: female domination (12/18/2011 5:58:44 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
whatforeverwillmyasssitonnow? [:(]

Like many other guys here, I have a good suggestion for ya..






.. A chair.



thishereboi -> RE: female domination (12/18/2011 6:49:18 PM)

Yea, I like to get laid too. Welcome to cm.



OohAahMrs -> RE: female domination (12/19/2011 6:15:56 AM)

Welcome train, "strap-ons," you mean like a rubber tortoise shell?



LadyHibiscus -> RE: female domination (12/19/2011 9:20:13 AM)

I am sad that the OP has not come back to tell of his anal skillz. Perhaps he would like to join Niney and I in our farting contest!



MistressDarkArt -> RE: female domination (12/20/2011 12:10:42 PM)

I would like to join you and Niney. I think I'll be a worthy opponent (this is why I don't want Wayward to move in. He's such a gentleman and a blatant, potent fart on my part would totally crumble the Mistress-y illusion he has of me. [:D])



Ninebelowzero -> RE: female domination (12/20/2011 12:12:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

I would like to join you and Niney. I think I'll be a worthy opponent (this is why I don't want Wayward to move in. He's such a gentleman and a blatant, potent fart on my part would totally crumble the Mistress-y illusion he has of me. [:D])


Themore the merrier, especially if you are a Queef Mistress.



Delilya -> RE: female domination (12/20/2011 2:36:26 PM)

Forget the strap on. Sounds like an egg beater is more in order.

OP, good luck.



outhere69 -> RE: female domination (12/20/2011 6:51:04 PM)

Even St Augustine wrote of monks who could play music with their bums!



BurntKitty -> RE: female domination (12/20/2011 7:25:47 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I am sad that the OP has not come back to tell of his anal skillz. Perhaps he would like to join Niney and I in our farting contest!


Dear OP,

Welcome to CM.

[image]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/funny-pictures-farting-kitten.jpg[/image]



Kaykaykitty -> RE: female domination (12/21/2011 4:07:42 PM)

I would suggest breast stroke ;)
I'm sure someone said this already but I'm not sifting through the reply pages



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: female domination (12/22/2011 10:01:17 AM)

Welcome to CM and the boards. I rather like the idea of sitting on the eggs, myself. Makes for a lot more fun than having a rubber implement shoved up my ass. Go figure. [;)]

ETA: An egg, an egg, my Kingdom for an egg! That and chicks come from da eggs, they're a whole hell of a lot cuter than a stretched a**hole!



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