Duskypearls -> RE: Duskypearls! (1/2/2012 6:02:42 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls I'd like to nominate Steven for CO BDSM Ambassador. Anybody willing to second that?! I would like to offer a friendly amendment <as they say in parlimentary parlance.> I suggest he be nominated as "the straight CO BDSM Ambassador." He don't get no part of my boys, y'see.... ETA: CONGRATS! Hope to meet you in person soon. Oh, BTW, Lance is a gender free Dom. LOL! I'm considered (what do I know) one of the state's leading "introduction to being you flogged" experts. Let's make a date, 'K? Oh maaaannn, Lance...how funny are you?! And generous too, what with that intro flogging offer, and all. I haven't had that experience or offer yet. What say I take you up on it, big boy? On one condition tho'...I took a look at your profile and think you an incredibly fine and dapper-looking fellow, especially because of the stache. I love a good stache, and hope you don't ever dare shaving that off for anyone. If you do, I'm warning you right here and now, I will hunt you down like a dog and give you a good talking to. I mean, good grief, man, who in their right mind doesn't like man hair?! All right all you NOT man hair loving people out there, who have steam coming out of your ears, right about now. I'm only kidding, I know not everybody likes it Maybe that's a good thing, tho', it just means more for me. Yippee!!! Lance is NOT being funny. . . . I think you is very funny! DS knows better than to even try to intro any Colo. gay boys to WIITWD. Lance IS generous. You get said butt up here ( "up" as in "up North" - most don't know Colo.Springs is higher in altitude than Denver - Wikipedia tells us: located 61 miles (98 km) south of the Colorado State Capitol in Denver. At 6,035 feet (1839 m) the city stands over one mile (1.6 km) above sea level, though some areas of the city are significantly higher. Colorado Springs is situated near the base of one of the most famous American mountains, Pikes Peak, in the eastern edge of the Southern Rocky Mountains. ) Now, WhereTF was I? Oh, yeah.... You get said butt up here and I might have to show you just HOW generous Lance is. Butt up here, butt down here, wherever! Thanks for the geography lesson. As to my 'stache.... the word "shave" is not allowed in the same sentence, y'know? I do believe that was the very point I was trying to make! And let me get this straight..... you're new to "the scene," so you get a pass. Only one? Awww, shucks! I refer of course to a sub saying "I'm warning you right here and now [Mister - emphasis added. Ed.], I will hunt you down like a dog and give you a good talking to." Surely, you knew that was a little affectionate, teasing taunt, no? I mean really, my good man, we are in alignment on the stache thing, you know! Might I suggest, "Sir, I understand fully that Doms are allowed to decide not only their own appearances, but those of their subs / slaves as well. However, may I enter my wish that you continue to wear it, please Sir? I find it very attractive." Yes, by all means, suggest away! Did you even READ my profile? Indeed, I did. Where did you ever get the idea that Mr.Hughes would be shaving his 'stache? From your profile. I believe there was a mention there, that it could be dispensed with. Oh, I get it! You were so enamored of my looks that you didn't read. First part true, second, not so much. Not to worry. What, me worry?! Naaaah. I get that alot. LOL! Lucky you!Oh, I do like helping beginners..... especially when I'm going to give them their first flogging. Oh drat, you missed out on the first one. Would your offer extend for my second one? And double-y especially when they speak in that tone to this old Dom. LOL! Oooohh, goodie, goodie...promise?!
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