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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 5:26:58 PM

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She doesn't have a job or a car, remember?

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 5:38:21 PM

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*wanders into the thread, creeps around a bit, farts, leaves*

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 5:40:15 PM

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There! Hilly's "old" compared to the OP, nothing creepy about our BWC!

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 5:47:52 PM

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:00:25 PM

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What a conundrum the young lady has set for herself.

She wants an experienced Master under 25.

// sarcasm font = ON //
Anybody ever hear of such a Master posting here?
// sarcasm font = OFF //

Hey, fatslavechick, I really really admire you for being able to text in that whole honkin' post. No, really.....

I guess you walked to the local library.

Is that a hillie-willie fart I smell, or.... wait! I think it's a scam I smell. Haven't worked out the details, but a post that smells like a scam is probably a scam.

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You Dommes are always complaining about being a fetish delivery system...... WOW! I'd have to be texting all the time to satisfy this bitch.... er chick.

To me a slave is there as my property to do what I want and when. They are to be supportive in what I want to do. Hard to text "I've folded the laundry, Sir." and mean it.

AHHHhhh! I just flashed on a solution to the young lady's..... er, young woman's problem. (As W.C.Fields said, "Ain't no ladies involved.")

VIDEO's - let her play them over and over, 'cause that what I think she really wants - sexual stimulation at her beck and call. <pun TOTALLY intended> She says she doesn't want to be bored? I was bored just reading that stinky post.

I know there's a scam in there someplace. Probably the 8 or 10 - "If you don't do it my way, I'll cut you off" statements. Get the hot-n-horny guy (under 25 please) so "into" her that he'll send $$$ to get back into her "good graces."

Oh, wait! What a scam - FinDom posing as a poor little submissive.... or something or something....

I think I'll go bake some more cookies. "More" as in the work-crowd snarfed first batch that I made yesterday. Recipe makes LOTTSA dough, so there's some in fridge, ready to go.

<Oh, wait! I recently got my fingers slapped for thread-jacking.........and it was on intro forum.>

EASY to get back to topic...

fatslavechick, if you send me your address (on other side) I'll send you some cookies since you are fat and will probably like them even more since they came from a potential (NOT!) Dom. I order you to text me your address so that I can bake goodies for my very own slave.

HUH?

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:27:27 PM

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I just fell in love with a gay man.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:38:55 PM

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I just fell in love with a gay man.

You aren't the only one.....I never knew I was poly in that way

Hey, I'm a pretty hefty chick myself with my own preferences, but if I'm going to call myself a submissive then the guy I submit to calls the shots, not me.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:41:58 PM

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I'm wicked bored tonight, so here I go.

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I live in Arizona in a three bedroom house. I have a sister one year younger than me and both my parents live in the house. My parents are gone at work most of the time and my sister generally keeps to herself when she's home, but she is still a risk sometimes and I always have to be quiet when she's home.

Um...does your sister use the internet? Chances are she might recognize your picture if she comes across this site.

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On the dark side, I am bored kind of easily. Repetition turns things into chores and I wont want to do them anymore.

You sound like a really good slave.

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but once I've hit my period I tend to get moody and sometimes I may disappear from you for a while because I don't want to say something to offend you. (This is where my honesty becomes brutal) I will only do this if you are too persistent on me for things. (We can talk more on this in detail later.)

A really good slave.

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I am very obedient

Um...

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Dislikes:Pee (Limit: I do not drink it. ever.)

Chicken. :)

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**note: Some of my limits are there because it doesn't appeal to me at all. Therefore I have no interest in doing it.

Really good slave.

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However, though I am a slave, I am very picky about who I choose as my Master.

I gotta give it to you on that one. You do need to find the one that's right for you, and vice versa. No matter how many people slam your post up a bit.

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2. Master must be experienced. I don't care if you currently have six other slaves or if you've had three million slaves before. I don't care what you did with said previous slaves. All I care is that you know how to make a female tick in a good way as much as you can turn yourself on. (I'm not saying you need to be THAT good, haha, that's just ideal.) (I KNOW that there are experienced masters on this site. Otherwise I wouldn't be asking.)

3. I do NOT do switch. Sometimes, even I feel like I could be switch. Honestly though, I compleatly lack the sexual creativity, fondness and general knowledge that it takes to be a mistress. This is for both of our benefits, ok? If you are a switch, but you still feel you can be a good master, fantastic. Apply, please. But keep the fact that you're into switch to yourself by means of saying it to try and get me to do it. I wont.

So....you are expecting that he know how to make a female tick in a good way, but you lack sexual creativity?

And....apply?

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5. I'm not into older men. At all. Doesn't turn me on. It does nothing for me. However, I value the experience of an older man. Here's my solution: If you happen to be over 25 (My limit), neglect to tell me your age. I'll fall for it, I kid you not.

Didn't you say something about prefering honesty in your M/s relationship?

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7. I like a master who has me follow a set of rules. It turns me on to be obeying you even when we aren't talking. Not that important but keep that in mind.

Got that, Masters?

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After reading this, I hope I don't seem too demanding.

No...not demanding at all.

In all seriousness, good for you for posting exactly what it is you're looking for. The right person will respond favorably. Obviously, I could never be your Master (lack of proper private parts and all that notwithstanding) but there's someone for everyone, right? Good luck.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:42:56 PM

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I just fell in love with a gay man.

Thanks..... But, I have to tell you that there's a line. Just what did you think all those Member / Charter Member of Lance's Fag Hags are about?

DAMN! Thread jacking.... sorry, MODS! She made me do it......

Let's see......

You're MOST welcome for the giggles, but I'm serious.... I really do believe this is a scam.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:49:20 PM

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On the dark side, I am bored kind of easily. Repetition turns things into chores and I wont want to do them anymore.

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7. I like a master who has me follow a set of rules. It turns me on to be obeying you even when we aren't talking.

Contradiction = scam alert!

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:53:42 PM

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but I'm serious.... I really do believe this is a scam.

This may just be my inexperience with scamming talking here, but...really?

I guess (and this might offend the OP, but...) I find what she wrote to be so abrasive, I can't imagine anyone would fall hard enough for her to hand over money. If I were scamming, wouldn't I want to be....I don't know...appealing? Without so many demands?

I do peruse the submissive profiles on the other side now and then and there are quite a number of them that I find equally as abrasive. So I guess I just put her into that category of "Women I don't want to emulate." Could all of them be scammers? It seems like such a long and winding road to take for just a few bucks.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:56:46 PM

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Oh - I just realized something. Betcha the thread will be pulled for something she said in her original posting.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:57:14 PM

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here is a thought!!!! How bout instead of wastin yer time here??? Get Up offen your fatslavechicken ass and look for a job so you stop moochin off others???? Like dear old mom n dad Im sure after 18 years there are sick and tired of paying yer way....

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:57:18 PM

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I just fell in love with a gay man.

You aren't the only one.....I never knew I was hetro-flexible in that way

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fixed. What y'all (who are in line) have to figure out is how to move Lance's Kinsey 6 down to some sort of "bi-sexual" 3 or 4 rating. LOL! Since that is NOT going to happen, m a female service slave in love with me, and the poly-part is that I have a male sex-slave.

DAMN! So very easy to thread-jack a nonsensical OP. ......... I've got it! The OP would not be invitied to be a member of my house. Do you think that's fair? Fair that I've decided against her and am going on just one post?

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 7:58:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

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ORIGINAL: Fornica
I just fell in love with a gay man.

You aren't the only one.....I never knew I was hetro-flexible in that way

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fixed. What y'all (who are in line) have to figure out is how to move Lance's Kinsey 6 down to some sort of "bi-sexual" 3 or 4 rating. LOL! Since that is NOT going to happen, m a female service slave in love with me, and the poly-part is that I have a male sex-slave.

DAMN! So very easy to thread-jack a nonsensical OP. ......... I've got it! The OP would not be invitied to be a member of my house. Do you think that's fair? Fair that I've decided against her and am going on just one post?

Actually, since I'm already owned I DID mean poly

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 8:17:50 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

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but I'm serious.... I really do believe this is a scam.

This may just be my inexperience with scamming talking here, but...really?

I guess (and this might offend the OP, but...) I find what she wrote to be so abrasive, I can't imagine anyone would fall hard enough for her to hand over money. If I were scamming, wouldn't I want to be....I don't know...appealing? Without so many demands?

I do peruse the submissive profiles on the other side now and then and there are quite a number of them that I find equally as abrasive. So I guess I just put her into that category of "Women I don't want to emulate." Could all of them be scammers? It seems like such a long and winding road to take for just a few bucks.

Nope, not all "Women [you] don't want to emulate" are scammers.

This particular woman seems to be new to the scamming game herself. BUT that "must be under 25" line is where I really started thinking "scam." Get 'em while they're hot-n-horny, is her hook.

There's been plenty of "I'm 25 and an experienced Master" posters on here. She's trying to hook one of them. I can see him thinking, "What a relief - a slave that wants me to ONLY text. I won't have to show any real Mastery."

Once hooked, the poor guy becomes addcited to her and then her threatened withdrawal = cash.
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That's how I see this.

Also, some men WANT that abuse. There's slaves called SAMs = smart ass masochist.... If our subject, 25-year old is unfamiliar with healthier power exchanges he might just think, "That's how a slave should behave."
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Also, the hook about, "but if you're older, don't tell me." I see the older guy who hasn't been able to find a Mistress to his submissiveness, going, "I can play the Master and shee won't ever know, and I sure do like the nasty way she talks.... That's what I want in a Mistress, anyway."
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And, of course, she might be on the up-n-up.... SHE might not understand the power-exchange dynamic. Or, might understand it in a totally IMHO bizarre way. She tells us that she's 18 and has been doing this since 14. YIKES! When I think of that, I can only hope that her BDSM experiences in 4 years were NOT child-abuse.

So, she's been abused for 4 years, doesn't want any contact except text..... doesn't paint a very nice picture, especially when you add in, "If you're older, don't tell me."

After typing all that, I withdraw "it's a scam" and replace it with "I hope she can get some help from a kink-friendly professional."

THANK YOU, Kaliko, for making me think about this more deeply.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 8:20:07 PM

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THANK YOU, Kaliko, for making me think about this more deeply.

You're welcome. Send me your number so I can text you my fee.

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RE: Looking for a Master for a BBW slave girl - 12/19/2011 8:57:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

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THANK YOU, Kaliko, for making me think about this more deeply.

You're welcome. Send me your number so I can text you my fee.

:)

Usually I'm asked for my bank account number so that "women like you that you don't want to emulate," can save me the trouble of sending the fee. They just take what they think is fair. LOL!

<and you said you didn't "get" this scamming stuff.>

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