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Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in Dubya - 5/29/2006 1:57:08 PM

ADomDoc

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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 2:21:37 PM

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< Message edited by Termyn8or -- 5/29/2006 2:26:40 PM >

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 2:24:19 PM

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I see you're at it again. Didn't think you'd really be gone for long. Are you capable of saying a single thing without mentioning Hitler, Jews, or blacks?

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At least Hitler had the best intentions for the German people

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 2:27:28 PM

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Happy now ?

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 2:30:18 PM

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It just occured to me, I edited that post, removing what might offend thee, (everything) but thou hast quoted me.

Thank you.

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 2:33:48 PM

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Yup, and I'll be watching. I enjoy exposing Hitler-lovers.

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Happy now ?

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 2:40:21 PM

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Re: the removed portion. Bullshit. Hilter had the best intentions for himself, thats it.

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 3:02:07 PM

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"Re: the removed portion. Bullshit. Hilter had the best intentions for himself, thats it"

OK, whether that is true or not, what do you think gwb is concerned about ? I think it is Haliburton's profits.

Pay your taxes, so they don't have to print so much money. Do your part.

The box you live in is pretty well insulated of you think gwb gives a fuck about this country.

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 5/29/2006 3:14:56 PM

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she never said that W cares about the country ... she said that Hitler only cared about himself ... you are inferring quite a bit into her simple post.

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RE: Post Turtle - Do NOT read if you still believe in D... - 6/16/2006 10:28:29 AM

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Do you mind
I was expecting some good Bush Bashing.

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