Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-)

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ADomDoc -> Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 2:00:26 PM)
RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES OF THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

BrutalAntipathy -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 2:14:18 PM)
*Atheism: I don't believe this shit.* *Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.* *Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?*

Lordandmaster -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 2:21:44 PM)
Animism: Shit is everywhere.

ADomDoc -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 3:49:54 PM)
Thank you gentlemen ... they've been added to my original :-) Animism: Shit is everywhere. Atheism: I don't believe this shit. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Lordandmaster -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 5:02:13 PM)
Zoroastrianism: Is this good shit or bad shit?

windchymes -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 6:34:37 PM)
Jehovah's Witnesses: (knock knock) Shit is coming....are you ready? (If no one answers, they will leave a roll of toilet paper.)

ElectraGlide -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 6:42:01 PM)
I have no idea what religion this lady followed but her husband , a friend of mine had to dump her because it made her so wacky. This religion predicted the end of the world 3 times and she was bouncing off the walls and being hysterical. They had a date every time the world would end and needless to say it never did end or we would not be on Collarme typing and reading forums lol.

Lordandmaster -> RE: Religious Shit ... Rama Lama Ding Dong :-) (5/29/2006 10:49:07 PM)
Crazy cult: This shit is going to end right now!

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