SueDunnEmm
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Joined: 11/13/2011 Status: offline
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Hmm...I watched videos even more horrifying in driver's ed over 30 years ago. Blood, guts, incinerated corpses, devastated, weeping relatives. Did it work? No, because until you get caught driving drunk (or worse), it'll Never Happen To Me. Thus, I think technology will be the cure for this still-epidemic cause of death, dismemberment, and brain injury. One day, pretty soon, I think your car will suggest you get another driver, and not start for your stumbling-down-drunk self. Your car will also refuse to start for your friend, who only had a "few" shots of floor cleaner. Also, in this age that is coming--you can rage 'till you foam at the mouth about it if you want, it's still coming--your credit card, debit card, etc. will talk to you (in the accent of your choice. I prefer Yiddish Mom) and tell you you exactly what you need to hear: "hey, how are you going to pay the bills this month, if you're gonna buy that giant piece-of-shit TV that's only marginally larger than the one you already got?" That's what your card will tell you. And your car won't let your kids go someplace they're not supposed to, either, without telling on them.
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