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Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods?

Heck yeah I am, keep your alien cooties away from me!

15% (3)

Hell no I'm not! I'm sending you my number right now!

20% (4)

I'm on the fence...what 'cha packing?

20% (4)

Are you a girl or a guy?

45% (9)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/20/2011 9:18:15 PM

Azonier

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

The kitty I was calling was the Goddess Bast.

As for you being genital flexible, take it up with Bast.

// Pictures or it never happened. //

Eh, I spray in Bast's general direction.

And you, human, expect that I, a (lessor) god, would show you pictures of my Glory? Yeah, ok, I would, but then I'd have to kill ya, and there's all this paperwork to fill out, and the evil minions SUCK at paperwork. Trust me.

Btw....there is something odd....did anyone notice the "admirers" thingy is broken on the other side? I click on it, but there are no vast number of admirers. In fact, not even one. Please have admin look into this and fix it immediately.

Ya do know that any lesser god has many many weaknesses and are not immortal.

Yah yah, I got the memo, btdt, got the t-shirt. Sooooo....(very short lived) human, what's yer point exactly, eh?

One of the perks of being a (lessor) god, is that I do get to talk to the Big Guy occasionally, and I think I've got an in. (I know a few secrets I'm not privy to share at this time) So I think I'm ok. He seems to like wolf/bear creatures, so you're probably good too, but I'd light a candle or two just in case. You never know when he might be in the mood to smite someone. (sighs longingly)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/20/2011 9:21:48 PM

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While you light a candle or two....wanna also light a bonfire and give homage to Lugh and Belenus for me? Been a bit remiss lately since Artemis has been keeping me busy.

eta........reaches out to grope Lance and The resident Fluffy Dom. Dayum that felt good :-)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 4:18:41 AM

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I almost blew it by giving away the secret of the noses in the past. I shall not do so again.
The fauxes can glow in the dark in the wintertime, or after too much schnapps.
They also blow in the dark!

Oh just admit it. You have a fetish for picking noses.

And nasal sex. I'll bet he's into nasal sex. BTW Azonier I am the proud owner of a fine nose - not that I'm bragging mind you but I think you would find it to your liking.

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 11:04:29 AM

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The great Azonier is NOT into nasal sex. (how would that even work, anyway? Ewww....)
Do you really think I LIKE taking noses and replacing them with fauxes? If ~I~ had invented myself, my job would be much cooler than that.
And I'd be able to smite too.
But I'd still have the spaceship.
Spaceships are cool.

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 11:06:08 AM

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You do have a very fine nose.
Well, you did.
Now you have a very fine faux. You're very welcome.

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 11:54:52 AM

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is your spaceship anything like TARDIS?

(speaking of... next year, there will be a MMRPG game based on Dr Who released.. FOR FREE!!)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 12:55:46 PM

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Not really, but kind of. I'm going to age myself here, but since I'm hundreds of years old, I really don't care.
Remember the bottle in I Dream of Jeannie? With all the cool pillows and everything? Yeah well, it's a lot like that. (except not tiny)

ETA: Nothing about me is tiny. (just so you know)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:01:33 PM

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ok, when I was a kid I wanted to live in a Jeanie bottle. Now I just wanna haul ass across time/space in a TARDIS!

but.,. coming home to a Jeanie bottle could be cool...

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:03:07 PM

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I want a TARDIS with about three of the DRs

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:07:13 PM

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if I could CHOOSE my Dr. W.. Alan rickman.. (hey. that VOICE!!)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:08:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

ok, when I was a kid I wanted to live in a Jeanie bottle. Now I just wanna haul ass across time/space in a TARDIS!

but.,. coming home to a Jeanie bottle could be cool...

Well see, this is the best of both worlds because you can (in your ladylike phraseology) "haul ass across time/space" and still be in the cool bottle with all the colours and pillows and stuff.

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:10:56 PM

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It's only cuz you haven't heard me up purring next to you...(winks)

p.s. Apparently VAA got that glitch fixed where I didn't have admirers, because now I have MORE THAN ONE! So yeah, fight amongst yourselves...

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:12:42 PM

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I aint gonna fight!~ I CLAIM FIRST DIBS!!

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:17:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I aint gonna fight!~ I CLAIM FIRST DIBS!!

Is dibs earth-sex? If so, you may have the first. But don't try to tie me down (except in play) because like, I'm a (lessor) god and stuff, and we can't be held to the same lowly standards as earth creatures.
(plus I'm scared of commitment.)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:29:19 PM

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ORIGINAL: Azonier

The great Azonier is NOT into nasal sex. (how would that even work, anyway? Ewww....)
Do you really think I LIKE taking noses and replacing them with fauxes? If ~I~ had invented myself, my job would be much cooler than that.
And I'd be able to smite too.
But I'd still have the spaceship.
Spaceships are cool.

Why yes, yes I do think you enjoy taking noses. You must have quite a collection by now. I am envious of your spaceship, just think no getting stuck in traffic - or are there traffic jams in space too?

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:31:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: Azonier

You do have a very fine nose.
Well, you did.
Now you have a very fine faux. You're very welcome.

BASTARD gib be bagk by nodse!

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:36:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

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The great Azonier is NOT into nasal sex. (how would that even work, anyway? Ewww....)
Do you really think I LIKE taking noses and replacing them with fauxes? If ~I~ had invented myself, my job would be much cooler than that.
And I'd be able to smite too.
But I'd still have the spaceship.
Spaceships are cool.

Why yes, yes I do think you enjoy taking noses. You must have quite a collection by now. I am envious of your spaceship, just think no getting stuck in traffic - or are there traffic jams in space too?

No traffic jams to speak of, except when one's (and other ones') minions start running around willy nilly plundering and such. Then it gets to be a bit much.

And NO, I really don't love my job. I tolerate it, but I'd much rather be in charge of painting the colours on butterflies, adjusting the brightness of the sun, or being a fertility god. Man...that would rock. (sigh)

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 1:38:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheFireWithinMe

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ORIGINAL: Azonier

You do have a very fine nose.
Well, you did.
Now you have a very fine faux. You're very welcome.

BASTARD gib be bagk by nodse!

As the hat man explained in one of his wretchedly long drawn out threads, the faux I gave you looks, works and feels just like your real nose. I must assume you have a cold. You may want to drink some juice and get some rest. You look a bit peaked.

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 8:09:56 PM

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Azonier is a lesser god who looks just like a cat.
He says he was invented by a man who wears a hat.
He travels in his spaceship, throughout time and space,
Plucking off the noses from each unsuspecting face.
Why does he have this penchant? Is it some ungodly whim?
I find that I don't really care, for I'm in love with him.

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RE: Is CM prejudiced agaist alien gods? - 12/21/2011 9:04:04 PM

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(swoons) My first poem from an earth creature!!

I must correct a few things however; I don't look ~just~ like a cat, but it's the best likeness I could find. (and I do NOT have a tail!)

I'm not necessarily a him. You see my parts are interchangable. (I believe the wolf/bear creature called it genital flexible. I think that's apt.) I can think certain (ahem) things to be there and they are. Think them gone, and they are. I do not have control over size or their function however, so...yeah...maybe I am more like a guy in that regard.

And as to the "ungodly whim", erm...have you forgotten that I am a (lessor) god, therefore any whim is by definition godly. Ask the hat man. I dare you.

No, not really. I like you. Well, maybe I love you. But don't forget, you said it first, so I win.

(sorry, it's kind of a carry over from my freakin' creator. He always has to win you know...)

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