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kalikshama -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 6:50:43 AM)
I prefer service cooking, but will throw in a little cleaning. One time before a fetish party a friend came over, changed into his French maid outfit, and cleaned the place from top to bottom. His preference is to do this for dominant women who will also allow him to massage her and/or give her oral sex, but he made do with me :)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 6:50:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hausboy quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus My office, it is dusty. Well, actually only a few spots are dusty, let me show you them! Bring cookies. OP, verrrrry few people are into DOING the cleaning. Me, I'd just as soon hire someone. dusty.... bring...cookies...wait a second..... is...this...a trap??!?? Wha? A TRAP? [8D]

BoundBrosef -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 7:11:29 AM)
Have done this in bondage sessions as part of houseboy stuff, but yes this idea genuinely turns me on the point of having taken out ads on craigslist offering to come clean a bro's apartment or house in my jockstrap or boxers - no touching, no sex, maybe ankle cuffs or handcuffs to make it interesting...I enjoy knowing that I'm doing chores and work at the decision of whomever, even further being in any type of bondage changes the aspect of making normal floor scubbing a whole new deal.

Clickofheels -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 8:26:28 AM)
Azonier's spaceship comments! (LMAO!!) Always so cute! I've never had a submissive come to my home to clean... nor for any other reason. Submissives are not allowed here, simply because I am fiercely independent and private. And I wish to keep my D/s life totally separate from my vanilla life. There were times in the past when I hired various people to come and clean... but that was back when I did a lot of entertaining. Now I take care of it myself. I wish I could attach little dust cloths to my kitties tails and make them earn their keep, though! (Winks)

littlewonder -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 8:49:51 AM)
For complete strangers? No, not without being paid for it when I did it as a job. For friends and family? Yes, when they were sick or out of town and needed some help or just because I got tired of looking at their house in such a scattered disarray. For Master....all the time eta after reading other comments: No I don't get turned on by it. It just has to be done and someone has to do it so it may as well be me since I hate messes and it drives me batty after awhile.

Fornica -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 8:52:31 AM)
This was awesome. quote: ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake Obviously, I am an idiot. But I read it totally differently. Totally. Completely. Differently. What I thought that checkbox meant is, WILL I do house work. As opposed to that other checkbox, which I took to mean, will I do housework... and have a good time. Of course, I will certainly do housework. Someone has to do it. What possible objection could I have? (shoulda got a clue right here) But it does nothing for me. It's just something that needs doing. Y'know, work. And now I gotta go change my profile. Excuse me. And I am an idiot. Thanks for clearing THAT up. FF

MariaB -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 9:24:46 AM)
Steve used to have a subservient woman come over and clean his yacht once a week. There was never anything in it more than him leaving her a list of things to be done. She was happily married and didn't want a relationship outside of that marriage and at the time he was in a relationship with someone else. I guess she just got satisfaction out of the experience. We are having a subservient guy coming over on Christmas eve and Christmas day. He will be doing all the cooking and cleaning up. He is someone I have known for a long time and being a domestic is his thing. Looks like a win win sort of day!

Soyokaze -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 9:48:08 AM)
I think it should just be listed as housework... I've never cleaned a house with the expectation of getting anything more than a clean house... I guess I've never just gone to a strangers house before to clean either though.

Fornica -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 9:52:24 AM)
I want one of these cleaning people.

Ishtarr -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 11:51:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fornica I want one of these cleaning people. Me too, and I actually get offers to come clean for me fairly frequently. However, so far none of them have actually shown up. But then again, nobody ever shows up in the little middle of nowhere town we're in right now, whether it's for cleaning or other stuff.

MariaB -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 3:10:05 PM)
I think its very, very hard to find someone who will genuinely come out and clean your house for you without expecting a reward of play. This is what you usually get! Janice; Ok sissyanne I want you to look at the list of things to do. All the cleaning things you will need are in that closet. sissyanne; 'Yes Mistress would you prefer me to lick your toilet clean rather than use a cloth Mistress?' Janice; 'No sissyanne just use the cloth's and rags provided. I will come round and inspect your work when its finished' [8\|] sissyanne; 'Would you like me to wear my stiletto heels whilst Im cleaning Mistress?' Janice; Sighs, Just clean the house and report back to me when you have finished. You don't need high heels to do that' [&o] sissyanne; 'Ooh I do hope my dress isn't too short Mistress. When I bend over like this Mistress can you see my frilly panties?' Janice; 'Well don't bend over like that sissyanne. You do know how to crouch surely [>:] sissyanne; 'and if I'm a naughty girl Mistress will you spank me?' I mean Ill try my best Mistress but I know how strict you are Mistress' Janice, 'Sissyanne I am obviously a big distraction. I'm going to go out shopping and will be gone for a couple of hours.' [:o] sissyanne; 'Mistress I have a terrible headache. If you don't mind I need to go and lay down for a while. I'm sure I will be fine to clean by the time you get back Mistress.' Janice [:@]

hausboy -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 6:37:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MariaB I think its very, very hard to find someone who will genuinely come out and clean your house for you without expecting a reward of play. This is what you usually get! Janice; Ok sissyanne I want you to look at the list of things to do. All the cleaning things you will need are in that closet. sissyanne; 'Yes Mistress would you prefer me to lick your toilet clean rather than use a cloth Mistress?' Janice; 'No sissyanne just use the cloth's and rags provided. I will come round and inspect your work when its finished' [8\|] sissyanne; 'Would you like me to wear my stiletto heels whilst Im cleaning Mistress?' Janice; Sighs, Just clean the house and report back to me when you have finished. You don't need high heels to do that' [&o] sissyanne; 'Ooh I do hope my dress isn't too short Mistress. When I bend over like this Mistress can you see my frilly panties?' Janice; 'Well don't bend over like that sissyanne. You do know how to crouch surely [>:] sissyanne; 'and if I'm a naughty girl Mistress will you spank me?' I mean Ill try my best Mistress but I know how strict you are Mistress' Janice, 'Sissyanne I am obviously a big distraction. I'm going to go out shopping and will be gone for a couple of hours.' [:o] sissyanne; 'Mistress I have a terrible headache. If you don't mind I need to go and lay down for a while. I'm sure I will be fine to clean by the time you get back Mistress.' Janice [:@] That is very accurate Maria--I've met quite a few of those. The barometer my Sir uses--if they show up with more outfits than cleaning products. But just don't paint us with the same brush.... here is what some of us offer..... Domme: So I'm looking for a new houseboy--would you be available and interested? Haus: How often would you require--I can only commit to once a month right now? Domme: That should be fine. What do you expect or want in return? Haus: Nothing. You've been very welcoming and kind to me at [name omittted] parties. I'd like to provide this service to you as my way of saying thank you. Domme: Is that all? I want you to get something out of it. Haus: I already do. All I ask is that you contact my Sir to let him know if you are satisfied (or not) with my services. Just let me know if you have any special instructions and/or cleaning product preferences--I bring my own equipment but will use your vacuum. Domme: See you Saturday. Honestly. It's that simple. At my Sir's House, he is a Dom and a sadist, and loves administering discipline, something I need and desire, and so it works out great for both of us. He gets a clean house and a boy to beat, and I get the discipline I need and a day of cleaning for and serving my Sir. win-win for both of us. We are out there. We're just buried beneath ad upon ad of "mistress pls let me lick u toilet while i where my panties."

Ishtarr -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/21/2011 11:46:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hausboy [sm=hearts.gif] See... that's how I clean the house: I clean the fucking house! If somebody offers me to clean the house with no expectations or strings attached, I expect them to clean the house by cleaning the fucking house. Nothing more nor less. I really understand people wanting to erotisize cleaning the house. I don't even have an issue with aiding them in that goal to a point. I don't mind having a quid pro quo relationship with somebody who gets horny over cleaning the house a certain way, or in a certain outfit. Just don't tell me you want to clean the house without expectations or strings attached, to then have a list of demands on how you want to clean the house. What I don't want is drama. If I need to suffer through drama to get somebody else to clean the house, I'll just clean the fucking house myself. It's not like I need somebody to clean for me, if that where the case I'd have a maid. I'm not even out looking for a sub to clean for me. But despite no looking for it, I get mails offering cleaning services to me unasked on almost a weekly basis. Apparently I have an attractive profile to drama-bitches who claim to like no-strings housework, because so far, all of it has been nothing but drama.

rachandchell -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 12:03:05 AM)
Friends of ours in the local scene have a few guys who do this for them, we know a local pro who a has sub guy come round and clean up her playspace after she has done sessions, for him he says he enjoys giving her the free time to relax and thats enough for him. Also know of a guy who cleans a friends house naked, she lets him in, quick catchup conversation and she leaves him to it. for ourselves Michelle has served as a waitress/maid at friends parties scrubbing pots at 3am ooo what a turn on :P those wine stains omg.... drool (sarcasm off) but as tiring and stressful it can be at times all that vanish's when she gets a "good girl you've done a Fab job tonight." so a kind word and maybe a pat on the bum makes that a tiiiiiiiiny string attached lol :P

BKSir -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 12:06:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hausboy That is very accurate Maria--I've met quite a few of those. The barometer my Sir uses--if they show up with more outfits than cleaning products. But just don't paint us with the same brush.... here is what some of us offer..... Domme: So I'm looking for a new houseboy--would you be available and interested? Haus: How often would you require--I can only commit to once a month right now? Domme: That should be fine. What do you expect or want in return? Haus: Nothing. You've been very welcoming and kind to me at [name omittted] parties. I'd like to provide this service to you as my way of saying thank you. Domme: Is that all? I want you to get something out of it. Haus: I already do. All I ask is that you contact my Sir to let him know if you are satisfied (or not) with my services. Just let me know if you have any special instructions and/or cleaning product preferences--I bring my own equipment but will use your vacuum. Domme: See you Saturday. Honestly. It's that simple. At my Sir's House, he is a Dom and a sadist, and loves administering discipline, something I need and desire, and so it works out great for both of us. He gets a clean house and a boy to beat, and I get the discipline I need and a day of cleaning for and serving my Sir. win-win for both of us. We are out there. We're just buried beneath ad upon ad of "mistress pls let me lick u toilet while i where my panties." You are hired. See you tomorrow? ;)

MariaB -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 12:09:50 AM)
Oh I know there are people like you hausboy. No way would I have some demanding attention seeking person sharing our home over Christmas. On the contrary he is a delight to have around. I also got to use a fabulous maid a few years ago who could not only cook and clean but could organize and run a party with such diligence that he would of left any Maitre'D in awe of his talents. Unfortunately for me he was so popular with all my Domme friends that he used to be booked months in advance and so his diary was somewhat fully booked. They are out there, but just hard to find. I would normally go by recommendation.

rachandchell -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 12:11:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir quote: ORIGINAL: hausboy That is very accurate Maria--I've met quite a few of those. The barometer my Sir uses--if they show up with more outfits than cleaning products. But just don't paint us with the same brush.... here is what some of us offer..... Domme: So I'm looking for a new houseboy--would you be available and interested? Haus: How often would you require--I can only commit to once a month right now? Domme: That should be fine. What do you expect or want in return? Haus: Nothing. You've been very welcoming and kind to me at [name omittted] parties. I'd like to provide this service to you as my way of saying thank you. Domme: Is that all? I want you to get something out of it. Haus: I already do. All I ask is that you contact my Sir to let him know if you are satisfied (or not) with my services. Just let me know if you have any special instructions and/or cleaning product preferences--I bring my own equipment but will use your vacuum. Domme: See you Saturday. Honestly. It's that simple. At my Sir's House, he is a Dom and a sadist, and loves administering discipline, something I need and desire, and so it works out great for both of us. He gets a clean house and a boy to beat, and I get the discipline I need and a day of cleaning for and serving my Sir. win-win for both of us. We are out there. We're just buried beneath ad upon ad of "mistress pls let me lick u toilet while i where my panties." You are hired. See you tomorrow? ;) LOL or as we saw before at a friends a "maid" showed up in the middle of the hottest summer on record for duty in a maids outfit that would quite frankly but a wedding dress to shame in with its size and pettiecoat mountain... fitting through doorways is usually helpful when cleaning we find lol

BKSir -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 1:10:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rachandchell LOL or as we saw before at a friends a "maid" showed up in the middle of the hottest summer on record for duty in a maids outfit that would quite frankly but a wedding dress to shame in with its size and pettiecoat mountain... fitting through doorways is usually helpful when cleaning we find lol Pfft, I don't care what he wants to wear. Can come in sweats and a t-shirt for all I care. I've got a ton and a half of shit to do before Christmas Eve. LOL Haus, you do have a valid drivers license and clean record, yes? I'll probably be sending a few things to the dump. And I'll at least give you Christmas dinner. ;)

fragilepieces -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 3:39:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SpeakupSlut So if they are getting turned on scrubbing my toilet I would think one thing would lead to another. I doubt that will always be the case--I have seen some men and know without a doubt that my toilet held more charm and intrigue than he and if it came down to it--I'd pick the toilet hands down.

hausboy -> RE: No Strings attached cleaning (12/22/2011 8:09:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir quote: ORIGINAL: rachandchell LOL or as we saw before at a friends a "maid" showed up in the middle of the hottest summer on record for duty in a maids outfit that would quite frankly but a wedding dress to shame in with its size and pettiecoat mountain... fitting through doorways is usually helpful when cleaning we find lol Pfft, I don't care what he wants to wear. Can come in sweats and a t-shirt for all I care. I've got a ton and a half of shit to do before Christmas Eve. LOL Haus, you do have a valid drivers license and clean record, yes? I'll probably be sending a few things to the dump. And I'll at least give you Christmas dinner. ;) ...will work for stuffing... er, wait. let me re-phrase that....

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