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Fornica -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 2:18:23 PM)

Since we got back together, you can splooge it on my ample bosom.
Oh.
boards.
I thought you said broads.
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ORIGINAL: crazyml


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I'm so glad your snark free vaca is over ;)


So am I!

Fuck me though there's such a build up of pent up snark, I'm going to splooge it all over the face of these boards.





PeonForHer -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 2:23:29 PM)

FR

I think, aside from the fact that women tend to be sweatier and greedier than men, they're about the same, actually.

Your mileage may vary - but if you don't agree with me, you can sod off.




mnottertail -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 2:23:35 PM)

And somewhere out there on a timeless, clear, crisp, starry, winter night in a backdrop of softly silent falling snow,  a woman wonders, "Does snarky splooge taste better than the other kind?".

Nabakov  




Fornica -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 2:50:12 PM)

It's got a bit of an aftertaste. It's defo acquired.




gungadin09 -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 2:57:22 PM)

Wait, sweatier?

ETA: i think women are generally less honest. i don't know about sweatier.

pam





lizi -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 3:17:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


Right you are, on both counts. Money may come and go, but the pleasure and glow from good sex lasts a long, long time, and is a much more valuable currency to me!

Hey Lizi, I'm startin' to wonder whether you and I might have been separated at birth. Whaddya think?!


Could definitely be true. You're the nicer one though so Mom always loved you better...sob.




CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 4:06:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: smashmyballsup

as sites like this make abundantly clear, is this:
Men love sex more than money, and use money to get more sex, whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


More than one group of people are being served by coming here; not everyone is looking for a long term and/or real time relationship...yes, you are right that there are many people coming here to be entertained while they wank off, and yeah, there are many entertainers who expect to be paid. Folks looking for one night stands are also bumping elbows here. Though it is annoying when wankers contact me wanting to have their kink serviced, and yes, it frequently caused burnout...I had to keep in mind that the amount of people in one group has nothing to do with the people in mine; one group does not cancel out the other.

I hate to say this, but with a username like the one you have chosen...it would attract a certain sort of people. Financial... If you are wanting a r/t girlfriend who is Domme (or a Dom/me couple) to submit to, I would suggest opening a new account with a non-sexual, non-kink-first username and letting the profile speak more about the person behind the kink than lunging out there kink first. (You're here; we know you're kinky.) Also, some people do searches within the home page for new people. Your name will fall off that list after, I believe, two months. What you have in your profile now would be okay to finish off with, as a final paragraph...unless you are here just for cybering or NSA playtime. Even if you add to your profile that messages from financial Dom/mes will be deleted and blocked, you will be needing to follow through with it; it is not a deterrant...they will write anyway.

You will be getting mail from people who obviously didn't read your profile and are not compatible. Just like the rest of us. [:D] If someone is very annoying, look for a button around their letter that says Block And Delete, or something like that, and you will never get mail from that username again.

In spite of all the shiite, you've had some fun moments at this site. As for myself, finding my sub was worth all the trouble I went through while waiting and searching for him.


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whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


*Can't help but growl a little over this insulting generalization.* And some men with too much money think they can buy whatever they want, and then confuse buying someone's time with having an actual relationship.

My sub is also my boyfriend/lover/wife-type, not just some random horny dude looking for a drive thru McDomme.




DesFIP -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 4:18:37 PM)

Money buys food but not appetite.
It buys medicine but not health.
And yes, it can buy sex but not love.

However as the op isn't offering anything other than kinky sex, he should not assume he can get love in exchange for getting his itch scratched.




tazzygirl -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 4:21:05 PM)

I scratch Binxie's itches all the time.. and she costs, well, not as much as the love she gives. [:D]




Duskypearls -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 4:31:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


Right you are, on both counts. Money may come and go, but the pleasure and glow from good sex lasts a long, long time, and is a much more valuable currency to me!

Hey Lizi, I'm startin' to wonder whether you and I might have been separated at birth. Whaddya think?!


Could definitely be true. You're the nicer one though so Mom always loved you better...sob.



Oh, weep, weep, weep, poor you! I don't know about me being the nicer one, tho', as I don't know that I've ever heard anyone saying they thought New Yorker's were nice. Scary, intense, rude, annoying, perhaps, but not nice!




Kaliko -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 6:56:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: smashmyballsup

as sites like this make abundantly clear, is this:
Men love sex more than money, and use money to get more sex, whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


Also, men cheat, don't pick up after themselves, and develop beer bellies by age 40. And women gossip and they don't like swallowing. Truths. All of it.




Duskypearls -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 7:44:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: smashmyballsup

as sites like this make abundantly clear, is this:
Men love sex more than money, and use money to get more sex, whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


Also, men cheat, don't pick up after themselves, and develop beer bellies by age 40. And women gossip and they don't like swallowing. Truths. All of it.


Hey now, Kali, I NEVER gossip, and ALWAYS swallow! I know, you're being facetious, but I just couldn't resist; the temptation was simply too great.




Darcus -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:29:06 PM)

Fundamentally the OP is correct though. You can't erase 200 thousand years of evolution with 50 years of intellectual liberation.

The male attempts to attract the female with gifts and shows of power, females select their mates on success and the ability to provide for offspring. Surely it's just basic anthropology or mating rituals. And there's nothing wrong with it. Without some sort of incentive programme we'd just fuck and go home to invent beer and bbq's.




tazzygirl -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:31:30 PM)

Im sure you are speaking in a generalized sense and take into consideration that all men, or women, wont fit into your belief.




hausboy -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:43:01 PM)

Hey OP...
Let me give your statement some thought.  Hmmm.
I've never paid for sex.... nor gotten paid for it.  Have no intention to do either of those any time soon, although if a woman wants to pay me in IKEA gift cards after I fuck her brains out, that doesn't actually sound too bad. I'd have to try it out and see how it feels.

I do like sex..... money is nice...but there are things better than money.  Cracker Barrel  for example.  I would whore myself out for some hash brown casserole...right NOW. 

Look...if you aren't getting "it", it may be because you JUST DON'T GET IT. 




LookieNoNookie -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:44:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: smashmyballsup

as sites like this make abundantly clear, is this:
Men love sex more than money, and use money to get more sex, whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


That may be true Smash....but a good bottle of Thunderbird is still gonna run you at least $2.77 at any good retailer.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:46:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: smashmyballsup

as sites like this make abundantly clear, is this:
Men love sex more than money, and use money to get more sex, whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


Gee, I dunno, Smasher, I think I'd rather have good sex more than money any day! There goes your theory.


(I actually prefer money AND sex).




Darcus -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:47:51 PM)

Well it's not actually a belief, it's evolution isn't it? And we are all part of that process so we all have evolutionary triggers, whether we are aware of it or not. It's why a stop light is the same colour as poison fruit, or why some of us choose partners who look similar to us, but I digress. There's nothing wrong with it, maybe there's a bit of annoyance at pro-dommes for doing what pro-dommes do. So by his own statement the OP should increase his attractiveness to women, somehow? Whichever way, he's going to have to work harder eventually, as we all have to do, if he wants to get what he wants. 




LookieNoNookie -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:48:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: smashmyballsup

as sites like this make abundantly clear, is this:
Men love sex more than money, and use money to get more sex, whereas women love money more than sex, and use sex to get more money.


This is extremely offensive as well as being an false statement. We can probably all think of cases where it is true and ones where it isn't. Grow the hell up and become a man first, maybe you'll find out the difference between making untrue blanket statements and seeing the world as the many-varied place that it is. Men also realize when they are disappointed in something that they work harder for it, not sit on their ass and make a crap-worthy generalization to soothe their wounded ego. Geez, act like a man instead of a child and some woman might actually want to play with your dick instead of spurn your advances. It kills me when guys equate sex and money because it means that they dont' have anything of worth going on at all, which you have made crystal clear. Making interaction between the sexes seem simplistic and due to one thing only gives you an easy out for not finding anyone. The heart of the matter is that women don't like pussies, if they did they'd go get another woman.

I have my own money that I worked hard for, and could care less about the contents of some dude's wallet, since what is in there belongs to him. Money is so far down my list of attractive qualities that it's a almost non-existent, I've dated many a broke man in my life and even paid for all of our entertainment/food if I wanted to spend time with someone who couldn't afford that. Personality and integrity are however on the top of the attractive quality list and unfortunately you wouldn't make it...there are many things you can do instead of offering money, but unfortunately you can't see what they are and aren't willing to do the work it takes to be someone worth fucking.

Every guy has a dick, yours isn't special. You have to present the dick with other attractive qualities to be the guy she picks next time instead of the guy she passes by because the dick is all he's got. Shoot, women have dildos and vibrators, if all you're offering is dick be prepared for a lifetime of being alone.



I say we all forget about him and everybody comes to my place and plays with my dick.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: The difference between men and women (12/22/2011 8:51:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Money buys food but not appetite.
It buys medicine but not health.
And yes, it can buy sex but not love.

However as the op isn't offering anything other than kinky sex, he should not assume he can get love in exchange for getting his itch scratched.



SHIT!!!




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