FrostedFlake -> RE: is this a good idea? (12/25/2011 11:59:15 PM)
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What do you think of this: I hooked up with this really hot dude about six years ago. It was great... a couple a times... then, NOTHING! So I figure I should humiliate myself for a ticket to ride the ol' Pogo Stick... Uuumm... Dude. Got a better plan. Check this out. Invent a time machine. Difficult, but not so difficult as your "Plan A". Then, go back in time to before you met the guy. Catch yourself by surprise and do away the younger you. Extra points if you say something Really COOL. Take care to REALLY get rid of your body, I cannot overstress this point! Cops can be a pain. If you need inspiration, watch reruns of the original Batman series. Then, once you are safely out of the way, take you own place and date the guy. Do it right this time. If it doesn't work out, head back to the ol' time machine. Another thought that strikes is, a lot of women, and some men, say that men are a lot like a bus. You can get on the next one and it'll be here in ten minutes. There might be something to this. I wouldn't know, else I'd have mentioned it earlier.
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