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LaTigresse -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 11:32:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

how can you be disappointed, we have a willy!
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I like to see they can read.



See, expecting too much from the menz is just courting disappointment.

Are the women any better? Only at first, I have found...




Therein would lie the disappointment.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 11:34:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

how can you be disappointed, we have a willy!
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I like to see they can read.



See, expecting too much from the menz is just courting disappointment.

Are the women any better? Only at first, I have found...





Um. Yeah. [8|] sometimes that's good, sometimes... well....




Ninebelowzero -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 11:35:05 AM)

ya don't know what you are missing.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 11:38:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

ya don't know what you are missing.



She has three children. She got what she needed! (or is it two kids, three grands...eep!)




Ninebelowzero -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 11:46:18 AM)

Specifically I was talking about mine.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 11:48:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Specifically I was talking about mine.



Good luck with that, babe. [8D]




LaTigresse -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 12:12:10 PM)

What LadyHib said.......

Been there, done that, have the fruit of my loins to remind me.




Arpig -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 2:01:01 PM)

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over usage of ellipses
There...is...no...such...thing...!




PeonForHer -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 3:20:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigressex
Therein would lie the disappointment.



Poppycock. If you'd met a man who was short, big-nostrilled and sweaty enough, you'd have stayed playing on this side of the garden fence.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 3:49:28 PM)

What is it with you and nostrils, Darling? It's EARS that are the thing! Big radar dish ears.




PeonForHer -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 4:06:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

What is it with you and nostrils, Darling? It's EARS that are the thing! Big radar dish ears.


I like women with big nostrils. Don't you oppress me.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 4:11:26 PM)

I'll squash you like a bug and you'll like it! It will give you an excellent view of my nostril-flare.




PeonForHer -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 6:18:06 PM)

Phwoargh!

Will you be sweaty too? [:)]

You won't start singing Whip crack away, whip crack away a la Doris Day, will you? I like to think I give American dommes a bit of leeway for their little cultural oddities, but that goes too far. It makes me lose wood.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 6:21:37 PM)

The only Doris Day song I know is Que Sera, Sera, and I only sing that to babies to make them laugh.

Wood must be preserved!




MistressDarkArt -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 9:37:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I like women with big nostrils.


Oh Peon dear...I have big nostrils...

Ummm...just sayin'...




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 9:43:13 PM)

Hey there, Missy! I saw him first! [8D]




MistressDarkArt -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 9:54:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Hey there, Missy! I saw him first! [8D]



OK fine Hibs..you sure did. But didn't your mommy teach you to share? [:o]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/28/2011 10:02:45 PM)

Share? Hmmm....




GreedyTop -> RE: A good profile (12/29/2011 4:11:11 AM)

I thought you were gonna share with me, Hibbie!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: A good profile (12/29/2011 5:28:52 AM)

I always share with You, Greeds! (Pimpettes forever!)




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