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RE: Need help with resume - 12/31/2011 4:07:28 AM

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change pussy and ass eating to vaginal and anal worship--that will impress him---pussy and ass eating is considered slang in the secretarial professional world---I NEVER use those words in a professional business setting---I always say vaginal and anal.

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RE: Need help with resume - 12/31/2011 4:18:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: fragilepieces

change pussy and ass eating to vaginal and anal worship--that will impress him---pussy and ass eating is considered slang in the secretarial professional world---I NEVER use those words in a professional business setting---I always say vaginal and anal.

Damn you. This went by on the scroll and I nearly choked on coffee!

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RE: Need help with resume - 12/31/2011 4:36:47 AM

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~sorry I was being serious---sort of

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RE: Need help with resume - 12/31/2011 5:12:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fragilepieces

change pussy and ass eating to vaginal and anal worship--that will impress him---pussy and ass eating is considered slang in the secretarial professional world---I NEVER use those words in a professional business setting---I always say vaginal and anal.

I laughed so hard I started to wheeze..don't think I've ever done that before.

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/2/2012 9:59:01 AM

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One thing that hasn't been mentioned is that he may just be trying to humble and humiliate you... show you who's boss, so to speak. This doesn't mean that he doesn't want to see an improvement between attempts, but sometimes subs fail to realize that Doms need to establish control, and disapproval and making you do things over and live up to his higher standards are all part of the "game."

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 12:33:52 AM

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This was quick and dirty so not perfect but better than what you had as far as "professional" goes. First off, there should NEVER be the word "I" in a resume.

Objective
To please. Any way required, be that office skills or personal service.

Experience
Webcam Model 1/2011-7/2011
- Over (x number) of webcam performances

Duties included following orders and performing in a submissive role using costumes and props as required. (some examples of specific acts here)

Submissive Bottom Servant 5/2005-4/2007
(Live in?) Service to a BBW Mistress, including massages, foot worship, extensive pussy and ass eating, receiving nipple torture and spankings, drinking beer or liquor from dog bowl, sleeping at foot of the bed, humiliation

Something about secretarial skills go here, even if you’ve done them just for yourselfIncluding:
Proficient with (list of applications here)Typing (x number) wpm
Experience setting up your webcam could go here
Experience about driving traffic to your webcam could go here
If you have a blog, that’s experience that could go here

Education
Graduation (date) from (a prestigious university name)
Major course of study (here) GPA (here)

Additional Skills
- Good with hands
- Follows orders and commands without hesitation
- Smart
- Discrete
- Able to withstand verbal humiliation to please others
- Take criticism and feedback and practice improving on weak areas
- Computer savvy
- Willing to adapt to any dress code desired of me

References
Available upon request.

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 5:58:17 AM

Kana

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Dude, go pay a professional resume writer a hundred bucks to write one for you.
I mean really, this is an area where people just get silly cheap- a resume can make the difference between getting a job or not, and it can also make a large difference in what grade one gets hired at. In other words, they can swing many thousands of dollars...and folks wanna get cheap on a few hundred.
There's a term for that kind of behavior-it's called penny wise and pound foolish.
Drop the loot. Invest in yourself. It's worth it.

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:15:19 AM

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pppst.... <whispers>hey! poise. Your pants have fallen down!</whispers>

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:18:08 AM

Kana

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell her-we're enjoying the view

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:19:45 AM

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[whispers back]Shhhhhhhhhhhh.....no one else is supposed to know. This is for your eyes only.[/whispers]

Ehhhh, so much for being subtle.

< Message edited by poise -- 1/3/2012 6:24:51 AM >

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:29:30 AM

Kana

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

[whispers back]Shhhhhhhhhhhh.....no one else is supposed to know. This is for your eyes only.[/whispers]

Ehhhh, so much for being subtle.

Two timing tramp

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:46:27 AM

poise

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Now now, Kana. It's not as though you ever held interest in me.

Besides, I thought you were more of an ass man?

Now take that back!
please?

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:52:45 AM

Kana

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

Now now, Kana. It's not as though you ever held interest in me.
Besides, I thought you were more of an ass man?

Now take that back!
please?

Okey-Dokeys.
Consider it retracted

(The lil please tugged at my nonexistent heart...and lower regions)

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/3/2012 6:56:59 AM

poise

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You are too good to me...thank you so very kindly.

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RE: Need help with resume - 1/8/2012 12:14:41 PM

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I thought you actually meant a professional resume. I was going to help you until I saw that you really wanted a kinky resume. At first I thought it was odd, but now its kind of appealing.

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