Mercnbeth
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beth and I were walking around Dom Depot over the weekend. While I was browsing the hardware and the newest implements of torture I sent beth to the garden area to shop for some plants. When she didn't return I started searching or her. As I was pushing my cart around I collided with another guy.
He said to me, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
I replied, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my girl, too. I can't find her."
The other guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your girl look like?
I say, "Well, she is, tall, with red hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs. she's wearing a bikini top, tight white shorts and no underwear.What does your wife look like?"
The other guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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Weekend trip to Home Depot - 
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