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Higuysitsme -> Dicks! (1/2/2012 7:57:25 AM)
Message from so-called dom: 'So you're sub? Got a big cock and balls?' Message ends......... O..K..........so we can appreciate that having plenty to play with is maybe a good thing; more to torment and so on. (Yes, ladies; we know - 'Size doesn't matter; blah, blah!' The hell it don't!) Although he didn't ask if I was 36stones...........Maybe I misunderstood; maybe he's looking for a ballsy sub.......But if this is now the criterion of what makes a good sub, what chance is there for those of us with no more than the average 8 or so inches? Do I have to have surgery now to get a dom/me?? Hang heavy buckets from it??!! lol. Inflate my balls? Suggestions for dealing with dicks please...........lol. Oh, and offers for help with the buckets and inflation would be nice too...........

Ary -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:07:04 AM)
Hehe. I would hold surgery. Maybe he is assuming fraud, asking if you really are female as there seem to be a lot of men posing as female subs. But the way he has with words, I would go for delete and block...

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:10:49 AM)
Please, leave the scrotal inflation to us! [:D]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:12:48 AM)
In a word. Nevah!!!!

mummyman321 -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:13:37 AM)
What?......you can make my big balls even bigger????

tazzygirl -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:31:49 AM)
With enough saline.. yes!

Higuysitsme -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:35:17 AM)
So......that's two offers of help??? lol

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:53:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Higuysitsme So......that's two offers of help??? lol We're givers! [;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:54:30 AM)
Always willing to help a man in need of pain

Higuysitsme -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 8:59:37 AM)
lol. You two are just so considerate!!

Lucylastic -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:22:23 AM)
Dont care about the wedding tackle, just if you can breathe thru your ears.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:25:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Always willing to help a man in need of pain Well I gather the saline infusions are not painful, just peculiar. I like it when you shine a flashlight behind it, then it looks like a japanese lantern!

LordNMasterGrey -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:26:19 AM)
Don't think I have heard that one before.. Good job! Wedding Tackle.. LOL.. Ahhh! quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Dont care about the wedding tackle, just if you can breathe thru your ears.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:27:26 AM)
Short answer is. Yup quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Dont care about the wedding tackle, just if you can breathe thru your ears.

Lucylastic -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:30:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Always willing to help a man in need of pain Well I gather the saline infusions are not painful, just peculiar. I like it when you shine a flashlight behind it, then it looks like a japanese lantern! ok now you gotta stop this Mrs woman!!!! Now I wanna see LordnMGrey, heh, english expression I think:) Niney you would have to say it huh LOL

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:33:32 AM)
Aaaah but 'tis true dear lady.

dink22 -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:44:48 AM)
Oh, never mind.

mummyman321 -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 9:57:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Dont care about the wedding tackle, just if you can breathe thru your ears. Not sure if I can breathe thru my ears but I can hold my breath for about 105 seconds. Does that count for anything?

mummyman321 -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 10:02:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Always willing to help a man in need of pain Well I gather the saline infusions are not painful, just peculiar. I like it when you shine a flashlight behind it, then it looks like a japanese lantern! So now I am wondering....... Okay when the sac is cold it wants to go back inside and not play LOL. So what happens when you use warm saline? Does the sac descend and really fill up big?

Lucylastic -> RE: Dicks! (1/2/2012 10:10:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Dont care about the wedding tackle, just if you can breathe thru your ears. Not sure if I can breathe thru my ears but I can hold my breath for about 105 seconds. Does that count for anything? mhmmmmm you also know the snorkel so you are GOLD!!!!

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