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StrictDrNJ -> Happy New Year (1/2/2012 3:21:27 PM)

Happy New Year to everyone.

I am a medical oriented Dom near NYC with expertise in enema play.

I can administer for health fun roleplay or punishment.

So if any ladies are into enemas let me know please.



BurntKitty -> RE: Happy New Year (1/2/2012 4:23:11 PM)

For the love of everything unholy, put up an avatar that isn't against the TOS!!!! Did you miss the part that says:
quote:

Please do not post explicit primary photos


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Obligatory "Welcome to CM".



DarkSteven -> RE: Happy New Year (1/2/2012 5:32:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: StrictDrNJ
if any ladies are into enemas let me know please.


That's odd.  I always thought it was the enema that was into the lady.

Welcome to collarme.



Fornica -> RE: Happy New Year (1/2/2012 5:36:44 PM)

Oh my fucking god.
For the love of christ, why would you expose us all to a naked ass with a tube hanging out in your motherfucking introduction?
There must be some sort of poop forum for you poop people.
Does anyone know where a poop board is?
Poop board needed in aisle three.
stat.



BurntKitty -> RE: Happy New Year (1/2/2012 7:55:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica
Poop board needed in aisle three.
stat.


Monitor clean up required now.
Kthx



Killerangel -> RE: Happy New Year (1/2/2012 11:20:47 PM)

Enemas administered for health fun role-play or punishment....hmmm, dilemmas, dilemmas.
Anywho, welcome to the forums OP.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Happy New Year (1/2/2012 11:32:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Fornica

Oh my fucking god.
For the love of christ, why would you expose us all to a naked ass with a tube hanging out in your motherfucking introduction?
There must be some sort of poop forum for you poop people.
Does anyone know where a poop board is?
Poop board needed in aisle three.
stat.


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Not to mention an anonymous p*ssy whose owner I'll bet dollars to doughnuts did not give you permission to post on this site or any other.

OP, dude, you are so blowing it! Best bet is to delete your profile and start over, paying strict adherence to TOS. Which I will do here by saying: welcome to the boards, and happy new year to you too!



OohAahMrs -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 2:49:10 AM)

Hey doc, er....



stellauk -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 7:45:05 AM)

Oh Lord.. this is coming from a 50 year old. Good grief.

Seriously. Good grief.

Welcome to Collarme..

It takes all types.. it really does.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 7:56:10 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stellauk

Oh Lord.. this is coming from a 50 year old. Good grief.

Seriously. Good grief.

Welcome to Collarme..

It takes all types.. it really does.


Why must all the types come here? [&o]



Clickofheels -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:06:55 AM)

Although I think it's in incredibly poor taste also, compared to some of the other pics I've seen attached to profiles on this site? It's actually tame.



lizi -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:31:11 AM)

True, but this photo is posted here in the intro forum, so it's meant to be this guy's greeting to anyone dropping into his thread. As he's been here since 2005 I'd assume he knows how well it would be received to walk into a room full of strangers and not just drop his pants, but drop those on someone else, and also include for our viewing pleasure an appliance for bodily waste. He *has* to know by now that his love for enemas is a special topic that isn't all that widely accepted, and to lead with it by hitting people in the face visually might not be a great choice. People with overwhelming desires though don't seem to ever get how to mingle with others. It boggles the mind what some think is socially acceptable. Why not let him know? When else will he ever get it that poop doesn't bring the same joy to everyone in the world?

I'd say welcome to CollarMe OP but you've been here a good while, so I'll turn that into a New Year's wish of learning to come your way and make your journey to happiness smoother than it's had to have been so far.



Hillwilliam -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:33:59 AM)

www.kidbleach.com

Hill to the rescue.



mnottertail -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:34:40 AM)

That actually looks like a girls ass and not his face, just sayin......the gash sort of gives that one up to the ages..........

Welcome, OP. 



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:36:48 AM)

I think the gash is sort of pretty..



poise -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:36:52 AM)

The world must really be coming to an end that someone would need to
contact some strange man in New York in order to take a crap. [:-]



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 8:39:21 AM)

But Colonic Irrigation is good for you! LOL



poise -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 9:12:40 AM)

I may look like a slutty little submissive walking all over the boards with my pants down,
but when it comes to irrigating my colon, there has to be an emotional connection.
I take such matters very seriously. I don't poop for just anybody, you know. [:'(]



FrostedFlake -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 9:16:54 AM)

It's not even your ass.

How many different levels of disrespect are on display here?

Thank Steve for the HIDE key.



SimplyMichael -> RE: Happy New Year (1/3/2012 10:19:40 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

But Colonic Irrigation is good for you! LOL


Excuse me miss, but I think your kink is showing.



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