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Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 6:01:44 PM

youngslave90

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Hi, I'm in need of some help. My mistress wants me to find another male for some mutual sucking tonight.

I'm in Essex and can travel, within reason, to meet and must provide evidence of our meeting.

I would appreciate any help I can get with this.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 6:03:28 PM

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Good luck

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 6:04:27 PM

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I'll be happy to help with some advice.

If she would send you out to suck off a complete stranger who's possibly got an STD, dump the idiot woman PDQ.

Glad to help.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 6:21:27 PM

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 6:56:36 PM

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I'm sure you'll find some other Darwin award candidate willing to do this with you. Have fun! Btw, your 'mistress' (if she's even female) is a horse's ass to push you into unsafe territory with lifelong consequences. If she wants 'proof', I'd be willing to bet you never met her and it's an online thing. Do you really want to risk your safety for some online facsimile of a relationship? Think it over, in fact wank off first and then see how much appeal this whole setup has.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 7:05:21 PM

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Pretty sad when ya have to beg someone to find you a dude to give a bj to. maybe you'd have better luck cruising the tea rooms dude.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 7:17:19 PM

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Sweetcheeks, I hate to say this, but...

if your mistress has sent you to find a random stranger on the internet to have sex with tonight, you need a new mistress. Although some help wouldn't go astray either. Just not the kind you are thinking about.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 7:37:24 PM

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Uuuuuhmmm... yeah.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 8:28:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: youngslave90

Hi, I'm in need of some help. My mistress wants me to find another male for some mutual sucking tonight.

I'm in Essex and can travel, within reason, to meet and must provide evidence of our meeting.

I would appreciate any help I can get with this.

Okay....here's how you do it:

Find a guy wanting his dick sucked (not an entirely altogether difficult task to achieve).

Go to a hotel, have him meet you there (bring a gun)....suck aforementioned dick.

I'm here weekdays 5 - 9 p.m., Pacific.

Glad I could help.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 11:05:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: youngslave90

Hi, I'm in need of some help. My mistress wants me to find another male for some mutual sucking tonight.

I'm in Essex and can travel, within reason, to meet and must provide evidence of our meeting.

I would appreciate any help I can get with this.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 11:08:35 PM

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But it's supposed to be mutual, nookie. Not that that is all that less difficult, it does narrow down his choices a bit. However, I'm betting his mistress is online like others here think, but I'll add.. and is really a 16yo boy getting his jollies off yanking some Internet dudes chain.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/2/2012 11:47:04 PM

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Well, if the 'woman' in the 'friend' section of his profile is the mistress in question, she's admittedly a pro-domme. Not likely she'll give two figs for his safety or anyone else's.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 1:21:55 AM

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I just looked, MDA, and yeah, she scares me. Something in her eyes reminds me of this psycho from my high school that got locked up for making some little girl watch as he boiled her cat's newborn litter of kittens alive. Beyond totally fucked up.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 5:13:58 AM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Well, if the 'woman' in the 'friend' section of his profile is the mistress in question, she's admittedly a pro-domme. Not likely she'll give two figs for his safety or anyone else's.

I have met a lot of pros and I can honestly say, I have NEVER met one who didn't care about the safety of the people they played with. Now I am sure there are some out there, just like I am sure there are non pros who really don't give a shit. But I don't think that is the majority of them.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 11:46:12 AM

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Of course it isn't the majority of them, but then those actually are pro (as in "professional") dommes, rather than a bullshit artist trying to extract tribute from people she hasn't met.
It's a bit offensive that the scamsters can get away with describing themselves as pro dommes on that level, really...
(Which isn't to say that this is going to be the same domme he has linked to as a friend: MDA and Casteele may well be doing her a disservice.)

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 3:26:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Well, if the 'woman' in the 'friend' section of his profile is the mistress in question, she's admittedly a pro-domme. Not likely she'll give two figs for his safety or anyone else's.

So he is paying some online pro to order him to go do oral sex with someone else? Nice.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 6:22:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: youngslave90

Hi, I'm in need of some help. My mistress wants me to find another male for some mutual sucking tonight.

I'm in Essex and can travel, within reason, to meet and must provide evidence of our meeting.

I would appreciate any help I can get with this.

Go suck.

Suck all you want.

Suckathon.

Suckameggadon.

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 6:27:20 PM

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Suckameggadon sounds like a dinosaur. RAWR!

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/3/2012 8:53:29 PM

NiceButMeanGirl

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LookieNoNookie, I just had to check your profile to get a better look at that bunny! It's SO cute!

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RE: Looking to suck to please mistress - 1/4/2012 6:31:45 AM

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quote:

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quote:

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Well, if the 'woman' in the 'friend' section of his profile is the mistress in question, she's admittedly a pro-domme. Not likely she'll give two figs for his safety or anyone else's.

So he is paying some online pro to order him to go do oral sex with someone else? Nice.

No, MDA is assuming because she is listed as his friend that she might be the one he is talking about. She then goes on to slam this women she has never met and accuse her of being unsafe with clients. Maybe I should check the forum title and make sure I haven't slipped into politics and religion by mistake.

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